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We're starting now. Hi, it's Dietmar and...
We're Dietmar and... Josh.
We thought we'd check what you've been up to.
We've been up to a lot.
And we have a lot planned, too. Josh, too.
Yes, a little bit.
I was out with Melissa, like I do.
We met Alberto and Simon Desue on the set
of their new sitcom
and got lost in the ice desert.
It was horrible. Like Siberia.
There is nothing here.
Where did you shoot?
On the outskirts of Berlin.
Melissa and I got lost in deep snow.
We were truly lost.
Totally lost? What did you do then?
She found the studio. She followed her nose
because they have the typical YouTube odour.
That's how we found them.
That shoot was really interesting.
They're shooting in a whacky and iconic studio
where lots of old classics were made.
Now they're shooting a modern German sitcom.
It's supposed to be like an American sitcom.
With canned laughter and stuff?
Don't know yet.
How was the tea party?
That's right, I went
to DJ Sisen's Fairy Tale Tea Party.
DJ Sisen is a wicked
cross-dressing Japanese guy.
A little crazy.
I think the rest of mankind is crazy.
Look at all the warfare crap.
They just wear fancy stuff,
listen to great music and eat cake.
I went with Melissa
which is good coz she likes cake.
Who eats cake for breakfast? It's perfect.
Is there anyone out there
who eats cake for breakfast?
What you do at home...
There was a singer at the party, this tall.
A Japanese guy with the voice of Céline Dion.
Incredible. You'll have to watch the clip.
A wicked guy. I can't remember his name.
Takushi Minagawa, I think.
But I doubt that's correct.
Not correct. Dietmar.
David Hasselhoff was in Berlin.
Some moron copied and reposted my comment.
What's the matter with you?
ronstone13: The Hoff stands for German hope.
That was moronic. What did you think?
I think I should comment on his comment,
that I copy his comment and repost it.
ronstone13, copy and paste, great.
What was the name?
Hegelmann. No, Guttenberg.
Jan, one of our editors,
went to see Yaneq with a Y and a Q,
and met him at Party Arty.
Berlinie wrote: Happy, happy...
No, hang on. Berlinie didn't write that.
Berlinie wrote: yummy smoking in the Jacuzzi.
Yummy?
There's a smiley with an S.
vvvagina wrote: Wicked crap!
Thank you for that comment.
What's your take on Jacuzzi smoking?
That's crass. Many of my American friends...
Not Josh. Many of them say Berlin is unbearable
because it's OK to smoke in pubs.
What do you think?
I was out with The Swag,
a wicked live hip-hop combo
who are also the backing band
of Sido and Marteria.
And DJ Raw D commented on our video:
Always phat.
That's an insult because they're all fit
and cool musicians but thanks for the comment.
thezauberrabe wrote: blubb.
We have a comment for our last clip here.
Who are true Berliners?
Look at this. This is the office
of Helga and Ingrid Salzmann.
But are they true Berliners?
We don't know.
No idea. Should we chase them out of town?
Do we want more hipster cafés,
do we want more true Berliner cafés,
do you want more reports on true Berliners?
Who are they? Please tell us
what a true Berliner is
apart from being born here.
You were born here and went to New York?
No, I was born in Cologne, not in Berlin.
You're a true Cologner.
That's true.
And do you know...
But it doesn't have the same ring.
It sounds like you smell nice.
Keep writing comments.
We'll answer every one of them.
We like that, too.
We'll have a few extra things and clips
which won't be on YouTube,
so if you want to know
what's going on backstage...
That's it.
Dietmar, should we have some ice cream?
Subtitles by Stephanie Geiges