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- THE DIVAS OF THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA
HAVE HAD AUDIENCES ON THEIR FEET FOR THE PAST FOUR YEARS...
- SHIMMY, SHIMMY, SHIMMY, SHIMMY.
- AND HAVE CREATED SOME OF THE MOST ICONIC MOMENTS
IN HOUSEWIVES HISTORY.
- YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M GONNA STOP TALKING TO YOU RIGHT NOW
BEFORE I GET BLOWING UP ON YOUR ***.
- SINCE MISS LAWRENCE AND I HAVE THE PLEASURE
OF BEING THE HAIR STYLISTS FOR SOME OF THESE WOMEN...
- GOD, I LOOK SO GOOD!
- WE'VE WORKED WITH THEM ALL.
WE'VE EXPERIENCED SOME OF THESE EVENTS UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL.
- YOU'RE A DUMB B[bleep].
- WHO THE F[bleep] DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TALKING TO?
- FROM THE GOOD... - [squealing]
OH, MY GOD.
- TO THE BAD...
- IF I WANTED TO TAKE CARE
OF EVERY MOTHER[bleep] IN HERE, I COULD!
I COULD!
- AND ALL THE SHADE IN BETWEEN.
- I'M A NURSE. GUESS WHAT--I HAVE A DEGREE.
- WHAT KIND OF NURSE ARE YOU?
- WE HAVE SEEN IT ALL.
TYPICALLY AS HAIR STYLISTS,
WE KIND OF HOLD THINGS AMONGST OURSELVES.
BUT I'VE HAD ENOUGH.
I'M ABOUT TO LET IT ALL OUT, BOO.
- SO THE NEXT HOUR, WE'RE GONNA GIVE YOU
SOME OF OUR FAVORITE MOMENTS FROM OVER THE YEARS
AND GIVE YOU THE INSIDE SCOOP
OF WHAT REALLY HAPPENED BEHIND THE SCENES,
AND LATER WE'RE GONNA SHOW YOU GUYS A SNEAK PEEK
OF THE NEW SEASON OF THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA.
- SO FIX THAT WIG AND THAT CONTOUR THAT NOSE.
HAIR STYLISTS REVEAL ALL STARTS NOW.
FIRST OF ALL, LET ME SAY: I WAS INTRODUCED TO THE GIRLS
BY THE LEGENDARY MISS SHEREE.
AND IT HAS BEEN REALLY, REALLY INTERESTING
THESE PAST FOUR YEARS.
- KIM WAS MY GIRL...
- RIGHT, RIGHT. I LIVE FOR KIM.
- SO IT'S BEEN A VERY INTERESTING SITUATION
DEALING WITH HER.
- WELL, LET ME ASK YOU THIS.
DO YOU EVER FEEL LIKE YOU'VE GOTTEN CAUGHT IN THE CROSS FIRE
THROUGH ALL THE SHADE BETWEEN THE GIRLS?
- WELL, YEAH, I GOT CAUGHT IN THE CROSS FIRE,
'CAUSE MISS KANDI CAN'T REPEAT A STORY CORRECTLY AT ALL.
SO BY THE TIME THE STORY GET BACK TO SOMEBODY ELSE,
IT'LL BE ALL WRONG WHEN IT COME OUT OF KANDI'S MOUTH, SO...
[both laugh]
- KIM'LL MAKE UP SOME STUFF. - SHE WILL MAKE UP--
- KIM WILL MAKE UP A WHOLE STORY.
- SO WILL MAKING UP A STORY BE THE SAME AS LYING,
OR IS IT JUST MAKING UP A STORY?
- WELL, I'M NOT GONNA CALL HER NO LIAR,
BUT SHE MAKES UP A STORY.
- [laughs]
- MY GRANDMOTHER TOLD ME NOT TO SAY
NOBODY WAS A LIAR.
- AND THEN ME AND NENE, WE HAD OUR UPS AND DOWNS.
- NENE AND I HAVE NEVER HAD
ANY, YOU KNOW, BAD VIBES OR ANYTHING.
BUT SHE'S A DRAGON.
- AND THEN MISS CYNTHIA, HONEY. - OH, RIGHT.
- SHE JUST--[laughs] - LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
MISS CYNTHIA THROW SHADE IMMENSELY, BABY.
MISS THING CUSSED THEM EYES AT THE GIRLS...
- SHE WILL. - AND BE GIVEN.
OH, MY GOD. IT'S A MESS.
- AND WE CAN'T FORGET ABOUT PHAEDRA.
- I CAN.
- [laughs]
- I'M JOKING. NO, I LIVE FOR PHAEDRA.
- I LIVE FOR PHAEDRA.
THERE'S BEEN SO MANY MOMENTS... - SO MANY, OH, MY GOD.
- THROUGHOUT THE LAST FOUR SEASONS.
I MEAN, HOW CAN WE PACK IT ALL DOWN TO AN HOUR?
- I DON'T KNOW, BUT I KNOW IT'S GONNA BE A CHALLENGE,
SO LET'S JUST GET TO IT.
THIS MOMENT PROVES WHETHER YOU CAN SING OR NOT,
CAN DANCE OR NOT, ACT OR NOT,
IF YOU GOT THE RIGHT PEOPLE BEHIND YOU,
YOU CAN MAKE IT IN THIS INDUSTRY.
- ♪ THERE'S A TIGHTROPE ♪
♪ ♪
♪ BETWEEN ME AND YOU ♪
♪ AND WHAT I DON'T KNOW ♪
[laughter]
♪ WE'LL ALWAYS GET THROUGH ♪
I'M NOT GETTING EMOTIONAL. I NEED TO FOCUS, YOU KNOW.
- EVERY TIME IS NOT GONNA BE GOOD,
SO DON'T LET NOTHING BRING YOU DOWN.
- ♪ DON'T BE TARDY FOR THE PARTY ♪
♪ ♪
♪ HEY, DON'T BE TARDY FOR THE PARTY ♪
- TARDY FOR THE PARTY BUMPS IN THE CLUB.
- YEAH! NO, I'VE HEARD IT IN THE CLUB.
YOU CAN ONE-TWO ON TARDY FOR THE PARTY.
IT'S NO SHADE, NO.
- OKAY, ONE MORE TIME. LET ME JUST SEE.
♪ WELL, THE RING DIDN'T MEAN A THING ♪
♪ WHOA-OH-OH-OH-OH ♪
[laughter]
♪ THE RING DIDN'T MEAN A THING ♪
♪ I SEE YOU'RE OUT THERE ♪
♪ STILL DOING YOUR THING ♪
THAT'S HARD FOR ME TO JUMP.
- HERE WE GO. ONE MORE TIME.
- I THINK KANDI DID A PHENOMENAL JOB
OF RING DON'T MEAN A THING.
- I LIKE RING DIDN'T MEAN A THING.
- I LIKED IT A WHOLE LOT. - I LIKED IT TOO.
I LIKED IT TOO, BUT YOU KNOW, I THINK THAT KIM--
WELL, FIRST OF ALL, KIM WANTED TO BE A COUNTRY SINGER.
SHE DIDN'T REALLY WANT TO DO POP.
BUT SHE ENDED UP RECORDING IT, ANYWAY.
- SHE RECORDED IT, ANYWAY. EXACTLY.
- AND PERFORMED IT.
- SHE PUT DOWN HER CIGARETTE, RIGHT, HONEY, AND HER WINE,
AND SHE WENT IN THE STUDIO.
KIM SINGING, YOU KNOW, COMING INTO THE MUSIC INDUSTRY ANYWAY--
I MEAN, THAT'S JUST-- THAT'S LIKE ME DECIDING
TO GO PLAY PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL.
- [chuckling]
- THAT S[bleep] AIN'T GONNA WORK!
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
THE MOST SUCCESS I WILL HAVE IN PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL
WOULD BE IN THE LOCKER ROOM, OKAY.
[laughter]
- YOU COULD BE A TOWEL BOY.
- I CAN BE WHAT? - A TOWEL BOY.
- A TOWEL BOY? - MM-HMM.
- YEAH, I *** THE TOWELS OFF THE BOYS, EXACTLY.
[both laugh]
- CHILD, WHEN I SAW THIS NEXT MOMENT,
I FORGOT WHAT NENE USED TO LOOK LIKE.
- BUT I WILL SAY THIS: SHE'S COME A LONG WAY.
THAT LADY HAS COME FROM WRETCHED TO RICHES.
CATCH IT.
- NENE, CAN YOU SING A TONE?
- I CAN SING. - OKAY, CAN YOU SING A TONE?
- BUT I'VE BEEN DRINKING A LOT TONIGHT.
♪ OOH ♪
♪ I AIN'T PRETENDING TO BE WITH DALLAS, AUSTIN ♪
- YOU KNOW THAT SONG. - [laughs]
- ♪ I'M PRETENDING TO BE... ♪
- OH, WHO IS IN THIS CLIP? - OH, MY GOD, I REMEMBER THIS.
- WELL, HALF--NOW, WHAT DID HE LOOK LIKE FOR REAL?
- YOU STUPID! - [laughing]
- OH, I AIN'T FORGET.
- ♪ I KNOW I GOT A RECORD DEAL ♪
♪ AIN'T NOBODY NEVER HEARD OF ME ♪
- WHAT KIND OF FRIEND LOOKS YOU IN YOUR FACE
AND THEN GOES AND MAKES FUN OF YOU BEHIND YOUR BACK?
MY KIDS LOOK UP TO HER. UNBELIEVABLE TO ME.
- YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THE TEXT I JUST GOT FROM KIM.
SHE SAYS IN A TEXT,
"I CAN'T BELIEVED THE S[bleep] YOU TALKED ABOUT ME.
YOU HAVE NO CLASS. YOU ARE A LOW-BUDGET ***."
- "YOU'RE A LOW-BUDGET ***." - WELL, HER BUDGET WAS LOW.
- HOLD ON NOW. - I MEAN...
- HER BUDGET WAS LOW,
BUT KIM WAS WEARING SYNTHETIC HAIR BACK THEN.
- I MEAN, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT SHE DID?
PAID ABOUT FOUR DOZEN SYNTHETIC WIGS.
- SHE--I DON'T CARE.
IT WAS STILL SYNTHETIC HAIR, HONEY.
YOU COULDN'T PUT NO CURLER TO IT.
- BUT THEY ARE LIKE A DYNAMIC DUO.
THEM TOGETHER, THEY HAVE GREAT ENERGY; THEY'RE FUN.
I WISH THEY WOULD JUST GET BACK TOGETHER AGAIN.
- YOU KNOW WHAT, I REALLY THINK DEEP DOWN INSIDE
THEY REALLY WANT TO.
I THINK THEIR EGOS ARE TOO BIG AND TOO STRONG.
- I THINK SO TOO.
KIM AND NENE...
LET'S GET BACK TOGETHER.
- GET BACK TOGETHER.
STOP IT. CUT IT OUT.
IT'S OVER FOR BOTH OF YOU.
YOU'RE BOTH FIERCE. YOU'RE BOTH SUCCESSFUL.
KIM FOUND LOVE IN A HOPELESS PLACE,
AND NENE GOT A REAL CAREER NOW.
I MEAN, SHE'S ACTUALLY A PART OF REAL--
- SO SHE HAD A FAKE JOB BEFORE.
- NO, I'M NOT SAYING SHE HAD A FAKE JOB.
IN COMPARISON TO HER SEGMENT THAT SHE HAD ON 11 ALIVE.
"I HAVE MY OWN SHOW! LET'S BE VERY CLEAR!"
- KEEPING IT REAL WITH NENE. - KEEPING IT REAL WITH NENE.
NOW SHE IS ON SOME REAL BIG SCREENS, BABY.
SHE OUT IN HOLLYWOOD.
- OKAY, LET'S MOVE ON.
THIS MOMENT RIGHT HERE GOES DOWN AS ONE OF THE WORST LIES
OF HOUSEWIVES HISTORY.
- AND, BABY, THEY DID NOT LET MISS PHAEDRA LIVE HER LIE DOWN,
AND LEAVE IT TO HER, SHE STUCK WITH HER LIE UNTIL THE END.
SHE'S A LAWYER-- A LIE-AWYER.
- THANK YOU GUYS FOR COMING. - MM-HMM.
- PHAEDRA, WHEN WAS YOUR DUE DATE?
- IT WAS JULY,
BUT THIS BABY GETTIN' READY TO COME UP OUT OF HERE.
[laughter]
- LOOK AT SHEREE.
- JULY?
I THOUGHT YOU WERE FIVE MONTHS PREGNANT.
- YEAH, MY DUE DATE WAS JULY 26TH OR AUGUST 1ST.
- I THINK IT WAS REALLY WEIRD
WHEN PHAEDRA REALLY COULDN'T GIVE ME A SOLID DUE DATE.
I'M THINKING, ***, YOU DON'T KNOW WHEN YOU GOT KNOCKED UP?
[laughter]
- HE'S SITTING ON MY BLADDER,
AND SO I'VE HAD-- A COUPLE WEEKS AGO,
I HAD A LOT OF BLEEDING.
- SO YOU'RE REALLY, LIKE, MORE LIKE SIX MONTHS?
- I DON'T KNOW WHAT I AM. - ABOUT SIX MONTHS?
- I KNOW HE--THEY'RE GONNA DO IT AT 34 WEEKS.
SO 34 WEEKS IS WHEN HE'S GONNA COME.
- OH, OKAY.
[laughter]
- SHUT UP! THAT IS SO STUPID!
LOOK, CHICKS FROM THE HOOD, HONEY,
DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THEY PREGNANT BY
AND AIN'T KNOW HOW FAR THEY ARE.
- Y'ALL GOT TO GIVE ME SOME ADVICE,
'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW NOTHING ABOUT BABIES.
- YOU SHOULD KEEP HIM IN UNTIL HE'S READY TO COME OUT.
[laughter]
KEEP HIM IN THERE UNTIL HE'S READY TO COME OUT.
A LOT OF ATTORNEYS ARE EXCELLENT LIARS.
- YOU KNOW, THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID.
- YOU SAID--YOU DID. - SHE'S A LIE-AWYER.
- I MEAN, GOOD GRACIOUS.
- [laughing]
- BABY, SHE SAID, "I DON'T KNOW WHAT I AM."
- THAT WHOLE DEAL WAS FOOLISHNESS.
- LAWYER, LIAR.
- WELL, NOW, SHE A LIAR. - THEY GO HAND IN HAND.
- BUT, YOU KNOW, ME AND PHAEDRA HAD OUR OWN LITTLE HISTORY.
WELL, YOU KNOW, BACK-- PHAEDRA TRIED TO SUE ME.
- OH, NO! - YES, SHE DID.
- I DIDN'T KNOW THAT! WHY?
- SOME HAIR STYLISTS STUFF.
- YOU KNOW, I'M SURPRISED
SHE DIDN'T TRY TO HIT ME WITH A LAWSUIT,
BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE INSINUATED
THAT I THOUGHT HER HUSBAND WAS GAY,
AND I TOTALLY DID NOT THINK THAT.
- WELL, YOU DID KIND OF INSINUATE THAT.
- I DID NOT!
WHERE'S APOLLO?
- HOW DO YOU KNOW HIM?
- HE IS A FRIEND OF ONE OF MY FRIENDS,
AND I MET HIM WHEN HE FIRST GOT OUT OF PRISON.
- WHAT?
- LAWRENCE, PHAEDRA'S HUSBAND WENT TO PRISON?
- YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT?
THE MAN WENT TO PRISON.
WE HAD A MUTUAL FRIEND WHO WAS A FEMALE.
THAT'S HOW I WAS INTRODUCED TO HIM.
AND THAT'S HOW I KNEW HE HAD JUST GOTTEN OUT OF PRISON.
NOW, THEM GIRLS RAN WITH IT AND SAID,
"OOH, MISS LAWRENCE KNOW HIM. HE JUST GOT OUT OF PRISON."
ALL MEN THAT BEEN TO PRISON AIN'T GAY.
- WELL... - THAT NEEDS TO STOP.
I MEAN, SHE HELD THAT TO HEART, I MEAN, FOR YEARS.
AND I'M LIKE, GIRL, ARE YOU SERIOUS?
- WELL, YOU WAS TALKING ABOUT HER HUSBAND.
- I WAS NOT TALKING ABOUT-- ALL I SAID WAS A MAN
WHO JUST GOT OUT OF PRISON.
THAT'S PUBLIC RECORDS. - WELL, THAT'S TRUE.
THIS MOMENT REALLY DEMONSTRATES WHAT IT MEANS
FOR FAMILY TO HAVE YOUR BACK.
- THAT'S SOME BULL[bleep].
SOMETIMES FAMILY NEED TO MIND THEIR OWN DAMN BUSINESS.
EVERYBODY GROWN.
- CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
[gasps] OH, MY GOD!
- WHAT? - OH, MY GOD!
I FORGOT TO BRING THE LICENSE.
IT WAS HANGING-- IT WAS HANGING RIGHT THERE.
- I DIDN'T GET IT.
- THE WEDDING LICENSE ISN'T HERE.
THIS IS, LIKE, THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN RIGHT NOW.
- HOW YOU GONNA HIDE SOMEBODY MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE?
WELL, I THINK THAT THAT MAMA AND THAT SISTER
WAS COMPLETELY OUT OF LINE
FOR HIDING THAT GIRL'S MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE.
FIRST OF ALL, I WANT TO KNOW HOW THEY GET THEIR HANDS
ON HER MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE.
- WELL, BECAUSE CYNTHIA LEFT IT ON THE BULLETIN BOARD.
YOU WASN'T LISTENING? - A BULLETIN BOARD?
- IT WAS ON THE BULLETIN BOARD IN THE KITCHEN.
- OH, SHE DID SAY THAT. - AND THE MAMA TOOK IT DOWN.
- OOH, THAT MAMA WAS BEING A MESS.
- [laughs] - THAT MAMA WAS GIVIN' HELL.
"GO PUT THIS UP. DON'T SHOW NOBODY."
- [laughs]
BUT, I MEAN, I GET IT. I UNDERSTAND.
I MEAN, THEY DON'T-- THEY DIDN'T FEEL LIKE
PETER WAS RIGHT FOR CYNTHIA.
- BUT THAT'S NOT FOR THEM TO MAKE THAT DECISION.
- AS AN EMOTIONAL WOMAN, 'CAUSE I AM ONE...
- MM-HMM. SO AM I.
- YOU KNOW, SO WHEN YOU RUN OFF YOUR EMOTIONS...
- RIGHT.
- IT CLOUDS YOUR THOUGHT PROCESS.
- I AGREE.
THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE WENT TO THE WEDDING, THEN.
- SHE WAS IN THE WEDDING. CHILD, SHE DID GOT HURT.
- I WOULDN'T HAVE SHOWED UP. - BEAUTIFUL DRESS...
- I DIDN'T LIKE THEM DRESSES THEY HAD ON, NO WAY.
- [laughs]
- I'M QUITE SURPRISED THAT THESE TWO DIDN'T INITIALLY GET ALONG,
ESPECIALLY SINCE THEY'RE BOTH BOSSES.
- I DON'T WANT TO WORK WITH KIM. YOU'RE DEALING WITH A LIAR.
- IT'S A DAMN SONG.
- BUT IT'S REALLY F[bleep] UP
WHEN YOU MAKE UP-- WORK WITH SOMEBODY,
AND THEY TALK ABOUT YOU BEHIND YOUR BACK.
- THAT'S LIFE.
I MEAN, IT'S JUST LIKE STUFF I HEARD YOU SAID BEHIND MY BACK,
AND I DON'T CARE.
- I'M FREE FOR YOU TO COME TALK TO,
BECAUSE I DON'T TALK ABOUT YOU.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU.
- WE BRING IT ALL DOWN.
- WHO TOLD YOU I SAID SOMETHING ABOUT YOU?
- WE BRING IT ALL DOWN.
YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M GONNA STOP TALKING TO YOU RIGHT KNOW,
BEFORE I GET BLOWING UP ON YOUR ***.
- "BEFORE I BLOW UP ON YOUR ***."
- I DO REMEMBER THAT ARGUMENT THEY HAD
WHEN SHE'S GONNA BLOW UP ON HER.
ONCE AGAIN, IT'S A STORY-- - BLOW UP ON YOUR ***.
- IT'S A STORY OF KANDI GETTING STUFF WRONG
AND REPEATING IT BACK. - RIGHT.
- NOW, HOW KANDI GOT THAT NENE WAS TALKING ABOUT HER,
I DO NOT KNOW, BUT WHAT I DO KNOW IS THAT
THAT NIGHT AFTER THE PARTY WAS DONE,
NENE CALLS ME YELLING ON THE PHONE,
"GET YOUR *** DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW
SO WE CAN GET THIS S[bleep] STRAIGHT."
SO I COME FLYING FROM ACROSS TOWN...
- I WISH THE HELL I WOULD HAVE.
- WELL, NO, 'CAUSE THE THING IS,
I DON'T LIKE DRAMA AND COMMOTION.
- I DON'T CARE, EITHER, HON. I'M COMFORTABLE.
YOU BRING YOUR *** OVER HERE. - [laughs]
AND WHEN IT WAS ALL OVER, KANDI WAS LIKE,
"YOU SAID THAT NENE SAID I CALLED HER."
I SAID, "BUT YOU DID."
- SO THEY WANT YOU TO SAY NOTHING.
- [laughing] I GUESS NOT.
SO FOR THIS WHOLE ARGUMENT TO ARISE THROUGH THIS
WAS CRAZY TO ME.
- WELL, AT LEAST THEY DID START SOMEWHAT TALKING.
- AW, SHUCKS, KANDI!
- OOH. - OOH, MY GOD.
- WELL, I AIN'T KNOW KANDI WAS THAT THICK.
- OH, JESUS. I KNEW SOMETHING WAS GOING ON.
- YES, THOSE THIGHS WERE HUGE.
ARE YOU STILL CELIBATE?
- NO. - THAT'S RIGHT!
- NO, YOU'RE NOT. - I LASTED TEN MONTHS, ANYWAY.
- OH, 'CAUSE YOU WAS USING THOSE TOYS, WEREN'T YOU?
- [laughs] AND THERE YOU HAVE IT.
- WHEN YOU USIN' THE ***, KANDI SAYS,
"BABY, I LOVE YOU. YOU ARE SO FLY.
YOU'RE SO FINE."
THE *** CAN'T SAY NOTHING BUT, "ZZZZZZZZZ."
[laughter]
- SINCE YOU AND KANDI ARE GOOD JUDIES,
HAVE YOU EVER TRIED ANY OF HER TOYS?
OOH, YOU GOT TO THINK ABOUT IT.
- NO, WHAT--I HAVEN'T TRIED ANY OF HER TOYS.
- THAT'S A DAMN LIE.
- HEATHENS, THEM NASTY WOMEN, DO THOSE TYPE OF THINGS.
- SOUNDS LIKE PHAEDRA.
- COMING UP NEXT...
THERE IS WORD ON THE STREET
THAT YOU AND SHEREE HAD A FALLING-OUT.
- YOU F[bleep] LYING ***!
- THIS IS LIKE A MOVIE FOR ME.
- WELCOME BACK.
THE NEXT MOMENT WAS ONE BIG FASHION NIGHTMARE
FILLED WITH RHINESTONES AND MIRROR MADE OF PLASTIC.
[both laugh]
- THIS IS APOLLO NIDA.
[cheers and applause]
- UH-OH, LOOK AT THE WHITE.
- IS THAT A WHOLE DESERT OF ROSES?
- HOW YOU GONNA LOOK LIKE A DEAD MANNEQUIN?
A MANNEQUIN AIN'T EVEN ALIVE.
- I LOVE PHAEDRA,
BUT THE RHINESTONES ON THE EYELASHES THING--
THAT WAS A LITTLE BOUGHETTO.
BOUGIE AND GHETTO AT THE SAME TIME.
BOUGHETTO.
[indistinct chatter]
[classical music playing]
[cheers and applause]
- ♪ HERE COMES THE BRIDE ♪
♪ HERE COMES THE BRIDE ♪
- THAT WAS LIKE THE F[bleep] NUTCRACKER.
- SO WHAT MONTH WAS THIS THAT SHE'S HAVING THIS BABY?
- THIS IS MONTH 20. - [laughs]
- MM-HMM.
- LIKE, SOMEBODY JUST PLEASE STAB ME IN THE NECK
AND PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY.
- SO ALL I CAN ASSUME IS THAT WHOLE BABY SHOWER
WAS THE WIFE'S IDEA.
- YEAH, IT LOOKED LIKE IT. - JUST A MESS.
- IT LOOKED LIKE SOMETHING FOUND IN AN OLD ROMAN BOOK SOMEWHERE.
- [laughs]
IT WAS A ROOM FULL OF FIRST LADIES
WITH THEIR HATS ON... - UH-HUH.
THEY AIN'T MY KIND OF FIRST LADIES, THOUGH, HON.
MY KIND OF FIRST LADIES BE IN PHILIP TREACYS, HONEY,
AND ST. JOHN KNITTINGS AND STUFF.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF FIRST LADIES THEM WERE.
- WAS YOU INVITED?
- NO, PHAEDRA NEVER INVITED ME TO ONE OF HER EVENTS.
I DON'T BLAME HER. I WOULDN'T INVITE ME, EITHER.
- [snickers]
EVERY TIME I SEE THIS NEXT MOMENT,
IT JUST BREAKS MY HEART.
I HATE TO SEE MY GIRL KANDI CRY.
- MY MA'S ACTING LIKE THE WORLD IS ENDING,
BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO BREAK UP WITH A.J.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY WE CAN'T JUST AGREE TO DISAGREE.
- EXCUSE ME, I HAVE NEVER BEEN NO MORE SURE
OF ANYTHING IN MY LIFE THAN I HAVE OF THIS.
AND STOP THINKING THE WORST, BABY.
IT DON'T HAVE TO BE THE WORST. - THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.
IT'S LIKE YOU MAKING IT THE WORST
BEFORE YOU EVEN ALLOW ANYTHING TO HAPPEN.
YOU DIDN'T EVEN OPEN YOUR MIND TO EVEN SEE ANYTHING.
RILEY LOVES OUR FAMILY.
LIKE, SHE BE OUT THERE PLANNING DAYS.
"OH, THIS GONNA BE MAMA DAY. THIS GONNA BE A.J. DAY.
THIS GONNA BE RILEY'S DAY."
YOU DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT ALL THAT,
SO I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO PLEASE YOU
AND STILL BE HAPPY WITH MY OWN SITUATION.
- WOW.
I DIDN'T KNOW KANDI WAS SO SENSITIVE.
- AS LONG AS I'VE KNOWN, I'VE NEVER SEEN HER CRY,
BUT SHE DID THROUGH THAT WHOLE SEASON.
- CRIED A BUCKET, HONEY.
- I MEAN, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, WHEN YOUR MAMA TALKING TO YOU,
YOU KNOW, YOUR MAMA CAN HIT THOSE POINTS.
AIN'T NO HATIN' ON JOYCE. AND I LOVE JOYCE TO DEATH.
SHE HAS HER THOUGHTS AND SHE STICKS WITH THEM,
AND SHE WASN'T TOO MUCH WRONG ON THE SITUATION.
- SHE WANT HER MAMA TO LOVE WHAT SHE LOVE,
AND YOU--THAT AIN'T GONNA ALWAYS HAPPEN.
- NO, IT'S NOT.
THIS NEXT MOMENT HAS BEEN DUBBED AS A COME-TO-JESUS MOMENT.
AND WHEN YOU WATCH IT, YOU'LL KNOW WHY.
- NOW WAIT A MINUTE, KIM.
- NENE, I'M OVER IT.
[all talking over each other]
- GET HER OFF ME!
YOU F[bleep] LYING ***!
GET THE F[bleep] OUT OF MY FACE!
YOU'RE A F[bleep] LIAR!
- THIS IS LIKE A MOVIE FOR ME, HON.
I MEAN, I'M FEELING IT.
I'M, LIKE, FULL OF EMOTION RIGHT NOW.
- WAIT A MINUTE. - YOU HAVE NO CLASS!
- WAIT A MINUTE. - OH, I AIN'T GOT NO CLASS?
- NO, YOU DON'T. NO, YOU DON'T.
GET YOUR F[bleep] HANDS OFF OF ME, ***.
- I FELT THE NEED TO TUG ON HER WIG.
I DID NOT TRY TO PULL IT OFF. I DID NOT WANT TO PULL IT OFF.
I JUST WANTED TO SHIFT IT A LITTLE BIT.
- SHEREE PULLED KIM'S WIG,
AND IT DID ALMOST SLIDE ON OFF.
- BUT, NO, THAT WIG IS SECURED.
- WELL, YOU WEREN'T DOING HER HAIR THEN, WERE YOU?
- NO. - [laughs]
- I WASN'T DOING HER HAIR DURING THIS TIME, SO...
- I KNOW YOU WASN'T. I KNOW WHAT YOUR WORK LOOK LIKE.
SHE HAD TO--SHE PUT IT BACK IN PLACE.
NO, THAT WIG MOVED.
- IT SEEMED LIKE SHEREE WAS TRYING TO CAUSE A BUNCH OF MESS.
- ALL OF THE GIRLS ARE A MESS.
WE HAVE COME TO KNOW THAT BY LOOKING AT ALL THESE MOMENTS
AND SHARING ALL THESE MOMENTS WITH YOU GUYS.
- I'M GLAD WE'RE NOT A MESS.
- [clicks tongue] I CAN BE.
- THERE IS WORD ON THE STREET
THAT YOU AND SHEREE HAD A FALLING-OUT.
- YOU KNOW WHAT. I HEARD THAT TOO.
- MAYBE SHE FELL OUT WITH YOU.
- MAYBE, BUT I WILL ALWAYS BE SHEREE'S FRIEND.
NOW, WHETHER SHE WANT TO BE MINE OR NOT,
I DON'T HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.
BUT ME, I WILL ALWAYS BE SHEREE'S FRIEND.
- YOU HAVE SOME GREAT MEDIA TRAINING.
- I DON'T HAVE ANY MEDIA TRAINING, HONEY.
I JUST TELL THE TRUTH. - OKAY.
NOW, THIS NEXT MOMENT LITERALLY BLEW UP RIGHT BEFORE MY EYES.
- KIM! LOOK WHAT I FOUND.
NENE ON 11 ALIVE NEWS.
- UH-OH.
[bleep]!
LET ME SEE. - LET US SEE.
- IS IT EASIER TO GET AN ARTIST
IN THE MUSIC GAME WHEN THEY'RE YOUNG
OR IT'S BETTER WHEN THEY'RE YOUNGER
OR CAN THEY WAIT TILL THEY GET KIM'S AGE?
SHE'S SINGING A SONG TARDY FOR THE PARTY.
- ♪ DON'T BE TARDY FOR THE PARTY ♪
♪ OH-OH-OH, OH-OH-OH ♪
- SHE'S LIKE 30-SOMETHING. - [laughs]
- YOU BRING UP MY NAME?
LIKE, WHY ARE YOU DISCUSSING ME TO JERMAINE?
"KIM'S 32 TRYING TO BE A POP STAR."
YOU CAN'T STAND IT. YOU JUST CAN'T.
- CAN'T STAND WHAT? - ANYTHING.
THAT'S-- TARDY FOR THE PARTY.
- TARDY FOR THE PARTY. NOBODY REALLY CARES.
- I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT TARDY FOR THE PARTY.
- YOU JUST WANT PEOPLE TO THINK THAT YOU ARE LADY GAGA
AND REALLY YOU ARE JUST KIM.
DON'T EVEN GO THAT BULL[bleep] WITH ME, OKAY?
- I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT.
YOU TALK TO ME LIKE A GROWN F[bleep] WOMAN!
- IMMATURE DUMB BLOND, OKAY?
AND YOU NEED TO-- - YOU'RE A DUMB B[bleep].
- WHO THE F[bleep] DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TALKING TO?
YOU STOP TALKING TO ME LIKE YOU ARE A MOTHER[bleep] WOMAN!
I AM A WOMAN!
- YOU'RE TALKING TO ME LIKE A WOMAN?
- YOU'RE WAVING A HAND AT ME LIKE I'M--
THIS IS NOT SWEETIE, OKAY?
AND THIS IS NOT ONE OF YOUR CHILDREN!
- MY F[bleep]-- - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
- HAVE YOU LOST YOUR F[bleep] MIND?
- YOU LOST YOURS!
- WATCHING KIM'S FACE. WATCH HERE.
[all talking over each other]
- DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT OR I WILL!
- LOOK. [laughs]
[laughter]
- [laughing]
I DON'T KNOW-- [laughing]
I DON'T KNOW WHY KIM WAS SO SURPRISED BY THAT TOO.
I MEAN, SHE GETS THREATENED ALL THE TIME.
NENE IS GONNA SLAP OR CHOKE HER, PULL HER, PUSH HER DOWN.
- SHEREE GONNA PULL HER HAIR. - PULL HER HAIR.
- [laughs] - SHE ALWAYS GETTIN' BEAT UP.
IS THIS RACISM AGAINST THE WHITE WOMAN?
- NO.
- THAT ARGUMENT LITERALLY WENT FROM ORLANDO TO MIAMI.
- WHAT?
- THEY ARGUED LITERALLY FOR ABOUT FOUR HOURS...
- WOW. - STRAIGHT.
ME AND KANDI DAMN NEAR FELL ASLEEP DURING THE ARGUMENT.
- SINCE WE BRINGIN' IT ALL TO THE FLOOR,
YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH KIM AND NENE.
DO YOU EVER FEEL LIKE YOU GET CAUGHT IN THE MIDDLE
OF ALL THEIR BACK-AND-FORTH?
- WELL, YEAH, YOU KNOW,
BECAUSE NENE IS A VERY FRIEND-ORIENTED PERSON,
AND SHE BELIEVES IF YOU'RE HER FRIEND,
YOU ARE HER FRIEND.
AND, YOU KNOW, WE HAD A YEAR
OF NOT REALLY SPEAKING WITH EACH OTHER--
- REALLY? - YEAH, ME AND NENE, YEAH.
- OH, WOW.
- 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, SHE FELT LIKE ME STILL GOING OVER TO KIM,
IT WAS, LIKE, A BREACH OF FRIENDSHIP.
- OH, OKAY.
- AND THEN KIM FELT LIKE EVERYTHING WE TALKED ABOUT,
I WOULD GO BACK AND TELL NENE.
SO IT WAS JUST A BIG MESS.
- BUT YOU GUYS GOT PAST IT, RIGHT?
- YEAH.
I MOVED ON.
- UP NEXT, WE WILL REVEAL MORE OF OUR FAVORITE MOMENTS.
SO KEEP THEM THONGS ON. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
COMING UP NEXT...
- WE DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT REALLY ACTUALLY HAPPENED.
- WITH WHAT? - YOU...
- WHAT YOU MEAN? - AND KANDI.
- OOH.
- YOU NEED WATCH YOURSELF BEFORE YOU GET CHECKED!
- LOOK AT THAT VEIN. - OOH.
- WHAT IS THAT?
- WE ARE FABULOUSLY BACK.
THIS NEXT MOMENT GOES DOWN
AS ONE OF THE MOST OUTRAGEOUS MOMENTS.
TAKE A LOOK.
- WHAT IS YOUR FREAK NUMBER? BETWEEN ONE THROUGH TEN.
KIM. - I MEAN, I LOVE TOYS.
WE LOVE TOY--WE PLAY AROUND WITH TOY STUFF, BUT, I MEAN--
- ***?
- YEAH, THAT'S FINE.
- *** IS DISGUSTING.
- UH, I BEG TO DIFFER.
[laughter]
- WHAT'S YOUR FREAK NUMBER? - I'M SCARED TO SAY MY NUMBER.
MY NUMBER'S SO LOW, GIRL. - NO, IT AIN'T!
- Y'ALL OVER HERE GETTIN' ***, JUMPING OFF THE COUCH,
AND RATIN' 9 1/2.
I AM JUST, UGH! EW!
- [laughs] - WHAT ABOUT TALKING DIRTY?
IS THAT, YOU KNOW--
- DO YOU TALK DIRTY OR HE TALK DIRTY?
- WAIT. DO YOU GIVE ORAL? - I WILL.
- OKAY. - SO THAT COUNTS.
- LIKE A 3 1/2. - SHE'S ABOUT A THREE.
- WE KNOW KIM IS A TEN. - [laughs]
- I KNOW-- WE DON'T KNOW PERSONALLY,
BUT I COULD SEE KIM BEING A TEN, HONEY,
'CAUSE SHE GETS THE BOYS.
SHE BRINGS THE BOYS TO THE YARD, HONEY.
- [laughs]
AFTER KNOWING NENE AS LONG AS I'VE KNOWN HER, TALKING TO HER,
I CAN SEE HER BEING A THREE.
SHE IS A PRUDE. - REALLY?
- WHEN IT COMES TO SEX.
- WOW.
WELL, DEREK, WHAT'S YOUR FREAK NUMBER?
[both laugh]
- UH-UH. YOU ARE TICKLED.
DON'T GET UH-UH. DON'T GET UH-UH.
- THAT WASN'T A QUESTION THAT I WAS PREPARED TO ANSWER.
I WOULD SAY FROM ONE TO TEN I'M A PRUDE TOO.
I'M, LIKE, A FIVE. - A FIVE?
- MM-HMM. - NO. MMKAY.
- AND WHAT IS YOURS? - A 15.
- OH, WELL, CHILD, YOU GOT ME BEAT.
- [laughs]
- CAN I BORROW YOUR FIVE AND MAKE IT A TEN?
- WE'LL BE--WE'LL BOTH BE TEN. - OKAY, WE'LL BOTH BE TEN.
SO I'M A TEN NOW.
- AND THEN WE'LL GO OUT AND GET LIFE.
- THERE WE GO. - OKAY.
- THIS NEXT MOMENT SHOWS YOU EXACTLY WHY
FRIENDSHIP AND BUSINESS JUST DOESN'T MIX.
- SO HAVE YOU BEEN PRACTICING THE NEW TRACK AT ALL?
- I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU. I DON'T LIKE THE NEW SONG.
- KIM CAN SAY WHATEVER SHE WANTS ABOUT THE TRACK,
BUT RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU HAVE A GRAMMY.
I DON'T LIKE TO ARGUE ABOUT MONEY WITH FRIENDS,
BUT EVEN IF YOUR LAWYER CAME TO YOU AND TOLD YOU,
"WELL, WHY YOU GIVING HER--
WHY YOU SPLITTING THAT WITH HER LIKE THAT?"
YOU KNOW GOOD AND WELL, IN THE BEGINNING,
YOU DIDN'T PUT UP NO MONEY.
YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
IF I FELT LIKE...
- GIRL, SHE CRYIN' AGAIN.
WHOA, GOD.
- AND YOU THINK YOU SHOULD MAKE 80?
- [voice breaking] "I DON'T LIKE ARGUING WITH FRIENDS."
- [laughing]
- "I DON'T LIKE TO ARGUE ABOUT MONEY WITH FRIENDS."
- BEFORE YOU START TALKING ABOUT MY GIRL,
MY OPINION ON THAT, DOING BUSINESS WITH FRIENDS,
THERE ALWAYS NEEDS TO BE SOME TYPE OF CONTRACT IN PLACE
TO UNDERSTAND WHAT IS GOING ON.
- I TOTALLY AGREE, AND I EXPERIENCED IT.
[sighs]
- WHAT WAS YOUR EXPERIENCE?
- THAT'S NOT RIGHT. - NO, LET'S TALK ABOUT IT.
- NO, I'MA LEAVE IT. - NUH-UH, NO.
WE SPILLING THE TEA, HONEY. - NO, I'MA LEAVE IT.
- NO, LET'S NOT LEAVE IT ALONE, GIRL,
BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT, WE DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHAT REALLY ACTUALLY HAPPENED.
- WITH WHAT? - YOU...
- WHAT YOU MEAN? - AND KANDI.
- WHO SAID SOMETHING HAPPENED?
- YOU JUST SAID YOU EXPERIENCED IT.
- NO, I DIDN'T, EITHER. ALL I SAID WAS I EXPERIENCED IT.
I AIN'T SAID NOTHING ABOUT KANDI.
- YOU DID TOO! - NO, I DID NOT!
- YES, YOU DID!
- YOU WAS TALKING ABOUT FRIENDSHIP AND BUSINESS.
I--KANDI DID NOT COME OUT MY MOUTH.
- LET'S JUST PUT SOME STUFF DOWN.
- [laughs]
- SO LET'S SPILL IT, GIRL. - ABOUT WHAT?
- WE HAD CLOSET FREAK. - COME ON, HERE WE GO.
- ♪ I SEE THAT I'M THE ONE YOU LOVE TO HATE ♪
♪ I'M TIRED OF LETTING YOU TREAT ME THIS WAY ♪
♪ I'M NOT YOUR CLOSET FREAK ♪
♪ I'M NOT YOUR CLOSET FREAK ♪
CLOSET FREAK WAS PHENOMENAL. I LOVE CLOSET FREAK.
- I UNDERSTAND THAT, BUT THEN WE AIN'T HEARD NOTHING ELSE.
- ME EITHER.
- I MEAN, SO THERE GOT TO BE AN ISSUE.
- IT IS. WELL, IT'S NOT AN ISSUE.
- OH, NO, OH, NO. - IT'S NOT AN ISSUE.
- YOU SAID IT RIGHT NOW. - I AIN'T SEEIN' NO MONEY.
- MM. - OOH.
OOH.
OOH. - OKAY.
- NOW DON'T GET QUIET.
- NO, I'M NOT--NO! I'M NOT ASKING.
- DON'T GET QUIET, HONEY. - OKAY.
- WE HAD A SPLIT SHEET IN PLACE.
- BUT IT-- AND IT'S SPLIT EQUALLY?
- AIN'T NO SPLIT CAME ABOUT. [laughs]
- [laughs]
- THIS NEXT MOMENT IS ONE OF MY ALL-TIME FAVORITES.
BABY, WHEN THAT VEIN POPPED OUT OF SHEREE'S NECK,
I SAID, "OOH, SHE GOT A LITTLE TESTOSTERONE IN HER, HONEY."
- THE THING IS... - GO AHEAD.
- IF WE'RE GONNA DO THIS, I WANT US TO BE ON THE SAME PAGE.
- SHEREE TRYING TO BE SEXY IN THE OFFICE.
- RIGHT. - LOOK, WITH THE ONE SHOULDER.
WITH THE SUNGLASSES.
GIRL, YOU ARE NOT ON SOUTH BEACH.
YOU ARE IN ATLANTA, GIRL.
- I DON'T EXPECT YOU TO SAY...
- SO DO YOU KNOW THIS GUY?
- I AIN'T NEVER SEEN THAT MAN BEFORE IN MY LIFE.
HE NEED SOME CONCEALER UNDER HIS EYES, THOUGH.
- YOU OVEREXAGGERATED-- - NO, I DIDN'T OVEREXAGGERATE!
- YOU CAME UP WITH A HELICOPTER
THAT'S GONNA COME IN ON THIS LANDING...
- I SAID, "THIS IS A TENTATIVE IDEA."
- ANTHONY PROMISED A HELICOPTER, AND IT'S NOT HAPPENING NOW.
AND HE WON'T EVEN OWN UP TO THE FACT THAT HE SCREWED UP.
ANTHONY IS SUPER...
- I DIDN'T HER HAIR RIGHT HERE. THIS IS LIKE A ROUND BRUSH.
- THIS IS MY EVENT.
YOU DEAL WITH ME OR YOU DEAL WITH NO ONE.
- HOW ABOUT I DON'T WANT TO DEAL WITH YOU?
- OKAY, THEN YOU NEED TO TAKE YOUR EVENT AND YOUR ATTITUDE--
- YOU NEED TO GET YOUR FINGER OUT OF MY FACE.
- YOU NEED TO WATCH YOURSELF BEFORE YOU GET CHECKED!
- WHO GONNA CHECK ME, BOO?
- NOW, THAT'S HOW YOU GAG SOMEBODY.
- RIGHT, THERE YOU GO.
- HE WASN'T READY FOR THAT ONE.
- ARE YOU OKAY? - NO.
- ALL OF A SUDDEN, THINGS JUST WENT HAYWIRE.
- TALKING ABOUT YOUR NAME IS BURNT IN THE INDUSTRY.
- MY NAME IS BURNT?
- LOOK AT THAT VEIN!
- NO, MY NAME IS NOT BURNT IN THE INDUSTRY!
IF MY NAME WAS BURNT IN THE INDUSTRY, I WOULDN'T BE HERE!
- DON'T YOU DIAL ME!
- TALK WITH YOU, ***?
I EAT *** LIKE YOU EVERY DAY!
I EAT *** LIKE YOU EVERY DAY!
- EAT ME, DARLING. - F[bleep] YOU!
I'MA SLAP THE F[bleep] OUT OF YOU, ***!
- I WISH THE F[bleep] YOU WOULD! - GET OUT OF MY OFFICE!
- I WISH THE F[bleep] YOU WOULD! - OOH!
GET THE F[bleep] OUT OF MY OFFICE!
- I WISH YOU WOULD!
[both talking over each other]
- PUT YOUR HANDS ON ME!
- GET OUT OF MY OFFICE, YOU *** ***.
[all talking over each other]
- WHATEVER HAPPENED TO CUSTOMER SERVICE?
- BUT SHE WOULD'VE WHUPPED HIS ***.
- SHE WOULD'VE WHUPPED HIS ***.
HAD THAT VEIN POPPED UP OUT OF THERE SO BAD, BABY.
- SHE WAS MAKING ME NERVOUS. - SHE WAS READY TO GO.
- THAT MADE ME THINK BACK TO THE INCREDIBLE HULK
WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL.
I USED TO WATCH THAT CARTOON. WAS IT A CARTOON OR A SHOW?
THE GREEN MAN. HE WAS GREEN.
SHE AD A GREEN SHIRT AND VEINS CAME POPPING OUT.
I GOT REAL NERVOUS. - [laughs]
- YOU KNOW, I LIVE FOR A GOOD DIVA,
AND THIS NEXT MOMENT HAS A REAL FASHIONISTA DIVA IN IT
WHO HAPPENS TO HAVE A "MISS" IN FRONT OF HIS NAME JUST LIKE ME.
- OH, CHILD, YOU SEE. LOOK AT THAT. LOOK AT THAT.
LOOK AT--OH! - [laughs]
- SEE, I DON'T KNOW IF SHE WANTS TO DANCE,
DOES SHE NEED DOLLAR BILLS?
I'M TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT, 'CAUSE, BABY,
WHAT JUST OUT THERE, BABY, THAT WAS--THAT WAS--
OOH, LORD, OKAY. - LET'S SEE.
WHAT, YOU'RE GONNA SEE HER IN A MINUTE,
BECAUSE SHE WENT RIGHT UP INTO THE BAILEY AGENCY.
- OKAY, AND I GOT TO GET INTO THE BAILEY AGENCY
AND BAIL THAT *** OUT.
- [laughs]
- I GOT TO BAIL THESE *** OUT,
'CAUSE, BABY, WHAT JUST WENT UP IN THERE...
NOW, THERE IS THE WHITE GIRL SHOPPING MALL.
[laughter]
- THERE'S THE BLACK GIRL WHO JUST KNOWS EVERYTHING.
[laughter]
- OOH, THAT NENE.
- THAT'S HER WALK.
[laughter]
- I JUST PLAYIN'.
[laughter]
- NONE OF THAT.
KEEP IT SIMPLE.
KEEP IT CLEAN.
- WHAT I'M HAPPY TO SEE, THOUGH--
NORMALLY, CYNTHIA DON'T ALWAYS HAVE HER HAIR DONE IN A SCENE,
BUT AT LEAST SHE GOT IT DONE IN THIS SCENE.
AND MISS J DON'T GOT HERS DONE IN THIS SCENE.
- OH, YOU ARE READING! - THAT'S NOT A READ.
- I'M JUST PLAYING.
FROM WHAT I UNDERSTAND, HE IS, LIKE, THE ULTIMATE RUNWAY COACH.
- YES.
I THINK I WANT TO SAY THAT HE DID TEACH CYNTHIA HOW TO WALK.
- REALLY? I'VE NEVER SEEN CYNTHIA WALK.
OH, YES, I DID. - YOU WERE AT THE FASHION SHOW.
- I DID, IN MIAMI.
[electronic music playing]
- YEAH, MISS CYNTHIA B!
[cheers and applause]
THE ONE, BABY, WHERE EVERYBODY FOUND OUT SHE HAD A DONK.
- OH.
- GIRL, SHE HAD CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD.
- [laughs]
- THIS NEXT MOMENT UNITED MARRIED WOMEN EVERYWHERE...
- AND ALMOST PUT MISTRESSES ACROSS THE COUNTRY
OUT OF BUSINESS.
- CLOSE YOUR LEGS TO MARRIED MEN.
- EXCUSE ME? - YOU HEARD ME.
CLOSE YOUR LEGS TO MARRIED MEN.
- NENE, F[bleep] YOU. - F[bleep] YOU TOO, ***.
- F[bleep] YOU. I DON'T NEED YOUR COMMENTS.
YOU KNOW WHAT, I DON'T NEED YOUR F[bleep] COMMENTS.
GET YOUR FINGER OUT OF FACE. - YOU BETTER WATCH YOURSELF.
- GET YOUR FINGER OUT OF MY FACE.
- YOU BETTER WATCH YOURSELF, TRASH, ***.
- WHEN NENE GET ANGRY, IT'S HARD TO TALK OVER THAT ONE.
BABY, THAT MOUTH FLIES OPEN.
"BUT, SWEETHEART, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, HONEY.
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING." I'M LIKE, GIRL.
CAN I GET A WORD IN? - NOPE.
- SHE READS LIKE A QUEEN. THAT'S WHAT QUEENS DO.
- DO YOU OPEN YOUR LEGS TO MARRIED MEN?
- ABSOLUTELY NOT. I'M A WOMAN.
[both laugh]
- WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE OF OUR FAVORITE MOMENTS
OF THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA.
OOH, I GOT TO TAKE A BREAK, HON.
GETTING WORSE BY THE MINUTE, CHILD.
- COMING UP NEXT...
- I AM VERY RICH, ***.
- IF YOU RICH, YOU NEED TO GET YOUR MOTHER[bleep] TEETH FIXED.
HOW ABOUT THAT?
- SHEREE CALLED ME, AND SHE WAS FIGHTING MAD.
- GAY VOCABULARY DICTIONARY
FROM THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA.
- SHADE MEANS YOU ARE TRYING IT, BUT THAT'S GAY TOO.
WAIT. HOW CAN WE BREAK DOWN "SHADE"?
- UM...
- SHADE MEANS YOU ARE, LIKE...
together: ACTING FUNNY.
- I WILL USE THAT IN A SENTENCE.
WHEN I FIRST MET LAWRENCE, HE WAS REALLY SHADY.
- THAT'S A DAMN LIE. HE IS LYING.
OR ANOTHER PHRASE FOR "SHADE" IS "TRYING IT."
IN A SENTENCE:
WHEN I FIRST MET DEREK, HE USED TO TRY IT ALL THE TIME.
- AND WHAT IS "TRY IT" MEANS?
- "TRY IT" MEANS SHADE.
- WHAT OTHER ONES HAVE WE USED?
- GAG. - YUP.
- "GAG" MEAN MAKE YOU CHOKE, PUTS YOU IN SHOCK.
LIKE, WHEN I COME TO THE EVENTS AND I'M ALL DONE UP,
LIKE, I'M SITTING UP HERE
LOOKING LIKE A BIG OL' SWAN, HONEY,
YOU GAG.
- THEN WE ALSO GIVE A TEA.
- WE ALSO GIVE THE TEA.
I'M ABOUT TO GIVE YOU THE TEA.
THE TEA WAS, DEREK USED TO FEEL REAL LOVELY
WHEN I WOULD COME AROUND, HONEY.
- [laughing] WAIT A MINUTE!
HOW DOES--[laughs] - I KNOW.
[laughter]
- THIS NEXT MOMENT IS LEGENDARY FOR MANY REASONS.
WHEN I TELL YOU THESE TWO GIRLS READ EACH OTHER FOR BLOOD,
ONE DIDN'T HAVE ONE UP ON THE OTHER.
- DID YOU SPEAK TO NENE DIRECTLY?
- HE SPOKE TO DIANA.
- CAN HE TALK?
- HE DID NOT SPEAK DIRECTLY TO ME DEALING WITH MONEY PERIOD.
I DON'T HAVE TO LIE TO YOU.
YOU CHOSE TO BELIEVE HIM OVER ME.
- OKAY. - AND THAT'S COOL WITH ME.
- OKAY, WELL, WE FIGURED IT OUT. - I DON'T REALLY CARE.
- OKAY. - WHAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND IS,
WHILE YOU WERE RUNNING YOUR MOUTH WITH HIM,
I WAS RUNNING TO THE BANK, SWEETIE.
- GOOD, HONEY! - AND DEPOSITED A TRUMP CHECK.
- HONEY-- - DONALD TRUMP.
- YEAH, THE ONE YOU LIED TO? - I AM RICH.
- DID YOU PUT IN YOU--YOU RICH?
- I DON'T NEED ANYTHING FROM YOU.
- YOU'RE RICH?
- YOU THE ONE THAT'S LOSING HOUSES AND CARS, SWEETHEART.
- HONEY, YOU ARE NOT--
- YOU ARE THE ONE LOSING-- - SIT DOWN, GIRL.
- I DON'T NEED TO SIT DOWN... - SIT DOWN, GIRL!
- 'CAUSE IT'S A BUNCH OF B.S.
I DON'T NEED MONEY FROM ANYBODY.
I AM VERY RICH, ***.
- HEY, HONEY, YOU MUST NOT KNOW WHAT RICH IS!
IF YOU'RE RICH, YOU NEED TO GET YOUR MOTHER[bleep] TEETH FIXED.
HOW ABOUT THAT? - YOU'RE DONE!
YOU'RE DONE! YOU'RE DONE!
- THIS ALL NEW FOR YOU, HONEY.
REMEMBER, I KNEW YOU WHEN YOU HAD THE ROTTEN TEETH.
- IF I DON'T GO, YOU'RE GONNA BE PICKING SHEREE UP OFF THE FLOOR,
RUSHING THAT *** TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM.
SO I NEED TO EXIT TO THE LEFT.
- NENE OR SHEREE.
- I DON'T WHO TELLIN' THE TRUTH.
BUT I WILL SAY THIS:
SHEREE CALLED ME AND WAS GOING OFF
TELLING ME ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED
WITH NENE TRYING TO TAKE MONEY OUT HER POCKET,
AND SHE WAS, I MEAN, FIGHTING MAD.
SO I KIND OF BELIEVED HER THEN.
- IF YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF FRIENDS,
AS A FRIEND, YOU SHOULD JUST TALK IT OUT,
UNDERSTAND IT, AND WORK THROUGH IT.
- I AGREE.
BUT SHE CHOSE TO GO TO CYNTHIA.
- NENE, LISTEN. YOU HAVE TO JUST KEEP GOING, OKAY?
YOU JUST HAVE TO KEEP GOING AND...
- I HATE WHEN PEOPLE SAY THAT, BECAUSE...
- I KNOW, BUT YOU--LISTEN.
- THEY HAD A CONTRACT.
- THEY SURE DO HAVE A FRIENDSHIP CONTRACT.
- THEY DID.
- NENE, YOU BETTER COME TO ME WITH ANY PROBLEMS YOU HAVE
OR THIS AIN'T GONNA BE YOUR FRIEND NO MORE.
- SHE DIDN'T WANT TO BE A BREACH OF CONTRACT.
THAT SHOW YOU HOW GOOD OF A FRIEND NENE REALLY IS,
SO SHEREE IS LYING.
- [laughs] YOU STUPID!
[both laughing]
- THIS MOMENT RIGHT HERE IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOMENTS,
BECAUSE WE KNOW NENE IS ALWAYS KEEPING IT REAL,
BUT THIS TIME, IT WASN'T WITH THE GIRLS.
TAKE A LOOK.
- I HAVE SAID A LOT OF THINGS OUT OF ANGER.
BUT ONE THING THAT I DID DO WAS PUT ON A UNITED FRONT
FOR YOUR ***.
AND I AM PISSED OFF
THAT YOU PUT ME ON THE *** LINE,
NOT HAVING MY BACK.
I HAVE HAD YOUR BACK IN SO MANY SITUATIONS--SO MANY!
I HAVE STOOD BY YOU,
AND YOU HAVE DONE ME WRONG AS YOUR WIFE.
BUT YOU WANT TO MAKE OTHER PEOPLE THINK
THAT I'VE DONE YOU WRONG?
I HAVE NEVER DONE YOU WRONG EVER!
I HAVE STOOD BEHIND YOU WHEN S[bleep] WAS REALLY F[bleep] UP.
- I KNOW YOU ARE SO CLOSE TO BEING DONE.
I KNOW IT'S GOT TO BE SOME IMMACULATE FIBERS
HOLDING YOU HERE.
- I'M VERY UNHAPPY RIGHT NOW.
I FEEL LIKE WE'VE LOST LOYALTY AND TRUST.
LIKE, I HAVE F[bleep] HAD IT.
- WOW.
- GREGG IS A SMOOTH PLAYER,
'CAUSE HOW Y'ALL COME IN THERE,
AND SHE COMING--IT'S-- SHE'S COMING TO CUSS YOU OUT,
AND YOU TURNT IT ALL BACK ON HER.
- "THERE HAS TO BE SOME IMMACULATE FIBERS."
- [laughing]
- SOME IMMACULATE FIBERS GOING ON IN YOUR MIND.
WHO SAYS THAT AFTER YOUR WIFE DONE SIT UP HERE AND CRY TO YOU
AND TELL YOU ABOUT HOW DEVASTATED SHE IS BEHIND YOU
INSINUATING THAT SHE OWES YOU SOMETHING.
- THAT IS AN OLD-SCHOOL PLAYER. - YES, HE IS.
- I MEAN, HE SAT THERE. - OH, MY GOD.
- HE SWOOSHED THAT MOVE ON HER SO QUICK,
SHE AIN'T KNOW WHAT HIT HER.
- WHAT?
- SHE HAD TO THINK BACK FOR A SECOND.
"IT'S MY FAULT NOW?"
- HE DONE FLIPPED HER SO FAST.
- FLIPPED HER SO FAST AND WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND SAID, "OKAY."
- I NEED HIM IN THE COURT ROOM.
I KNOW WHO I NEED,
HONEY, IF I EVER HAVE TO GO TO COURT, CHILD.
- YOU WOULDN'T HIRE PHAEDRA?
- NO, DON'T GIVE ME PHAEDRA. GIVE ME GREGG LEAKES.
- [laughs] - HE TURNT IT.
- AND YOU KNOW NENE AND GREGG GOT DIVORCED.
- YOU FILED FOR DIVORCE ABOUT A YEAR AGO.
WE'RE AT THE END.
ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS ASK THE JUDGE TO SIGN OFF
ON A FINAL DOCUMENT THAT SAYS,
"I GRANT NENE AND GREGG A DIVORCE."
- WELL, YOU KNOW, IN THIS NEW SEASON, HONEY,
GREGG TRYING TO GET BACK IN THAT BED AGAIN.
- I WOULD TOO, HONEY. NENE GOT SOME CHANGE, HONEY.
SHE'S VERY RICH. - [laughs]
OUR NEXT MOMENT FOLLOWS A LONG LIST
OF MAJOR SCANDALS IN U.S. HISTORY.
THERE WAS WATERGATE, JANET-JACKSON'S-***-GATE,
AND WHO CAN FORGET THE GATE THAT ALMOST CAUSED
RACE WARS IN ATLANTA, BLACK-BABY-GATE.
- [laughs] YOU STUPID!
[both laugh]
- KIM, IF YOU COULD'VE COME, WOULD YOU HAVE COME?
- YEAH, I WOULD'VE COME. OF COURSE I WOULD'VE COME.
I DIDN'T WANT TO BRING THE BABY.
- KANDI DIDN'T SEEM TO THINK THAT YOU WOULD COME.
YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T THINK... - LOOK AT SHEREE BEING A ***.
- HOLDING LITTLE BLACK KIDS.
- WHAT?
- WHAT--WHAT DID YOU SAY, KANDI, ABOUT ME IN AN ORPHANAGE?
- WHY ARE YOU, KIM, BELIEVING ANYTHING
THAT SHEREE HAS TO SAY WITHOUT EVEN CONSIDERING
THAT SHE MAY NOT BE TELLING YOU THE CORRECT STORY?
- WHAT ABOUT HOLDING A BLACK BABY?
- I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING ABOUT A BLACK BABY!
- WHY WOULD I NOT GO TO AN ORPHANAGE?
- NO OFFENSE TO YOU, BUT YOU ALWAYS MAKE UP AN EXCUSE
NOT TO GO SOME-DAMN-WHERE.
- I AM FLOORED TO FIND OUT THAT KANDI HAS
SUCH A LOW OPINION OF ME.
I MEAN, I KNOW OUR FRIENDSHIP HAS PROBLEMS RIGHT NOW,
BUT IF THIS IS WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT MY CHARACTER,
OUR FRIENDSHIP'S WAY WORSE OFF THAN I THOUGHT.
- KIM IS ALWAYS SURPRISED.
- AIN'T SHE SURPRISED ALL THE TIME.
OH, MY GOD.
[both laugh]
- I MEAN, LIKE, SOMEONE'S ALWAYS LYING ON HER.
[laughter]
- LIKE SHE'D NEVER, "WHAT?"
[laughter]
KIM, THEY SAID YOU HAD A BABY.
- [laughs]
THAT'S HER SURPRISED FACE. - YES.
- I DON'T RECALL KANDI ACTUALLY SAYING
WHAT SHEREE SAID SHE SAID.
- SHE SAID IT, CHILD. SHEREE DON'T LIE, HON.
- DID YOU SAY SHEREE DON'T LIE? - OOH, DON'T BE A BISS.
- NO, I THOUGHT YOU SAID WE WASN'T MAKING UP STORIES.
[laughter]
NOW FOR OUR FINAL MOMENT.
- WE MAY NOT AGREE ON EVERYTHING,
AND THAT'S OKAY,
BUT WE WERE BOTH ONBOARD WITH THIS ONE,
MAINLY BECAUSE WE SAW THEM COME TOGETHER
FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME IN A VERY GENUINE WAY.
- I DON'T THINK ANYTHING REALLY PREPARES YOU
TO SEE CHILDREN THAT DON'T HAVE A HOME.
IT REALLY MADE ME REALLY LOOK AT MY LIFE
AND HOW BLESSED I AM.
[child speaking native language]
- OKAY, LEAVE THOSE BLANKETS, BUT GET THESE DIAPERS.
- YEAH. - GRAB THE DIAPERS.
- WE BOUGHT ALL THIS STUFF NOT KNOWING
WHAT THE ORPHANAGE WAS GONNA DO WITH IT,
BUT INTERACTING WITH THOSE KIDS JUST REALLY MADE ME FEEL LIKE
WE WANT TO GIVE MORE.
[children singing in native language]
♪ ♪
- THE CHILDREN SANG FOR US, AND, I MEAN,
IT'S VERY SAD, BECAUSE THEY'RE TRYING TO ENTERTAIN US,
WHICH IS BEAUTIFUL, BUT AT THE SAME TIME,
IT MEANS MORE THAT WE HELP THEM,
BECAUSE WE HAVE WONDERFUL LIVES, ALL OF US.
- NEXT TIME I HAVE A LITTLE ISSUE WITH ANY OF YOU LADIES,
I'M GONNA SAY, "NOW, LISTEN,
REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE IN AFRICA AT THE ORPHANAGE?"
- RIGHT. - EXACTLY.
- "SOMETHING HAPPENED THERE. WE BONDED, SO..."
CALL PEOPLE, GONNA GO FOR LUNCH, AND WE'RE GONNA SQUASH IT.
- WE SAY THAT EVERY TIME.
[laughter]
- IT WAS NICE TO SEE THESE GIRLS ACTUALLY SIT DOWN
AND ENJOY THEIRSELF AND ENJOY THE MOMENT
WITHOUT A BUNCH OF FUSSING AND FIGHTING.
- YOU KNOW WHAT, I TOTALLY AGREE WITH THAT,
AND I THINK WHAT HELPED THAT WAS
THE FACT THAT THEY HAD AN OPPORTUNITY
TO GO OVER TO ANOTHER COUNTRY
AND SEE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE LIVE LIKE.
I THINK IT WAS A VERY HUMBLING EXPERIENCE.
- BUT UNFORTUNATELY, THEIR PACT DIDN'T LAST LONG.
- AT LEAST WE KNOW IT'S IN THEM TO BE--TO BE--TO BE GOOD...
- AND WE CAN WATCH IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
- TO BE NICE TO EACH OTHER, AND WE CAN WATCH IT OVER--
I'MA GO HOME AND REWIND IT.
AND I'MA KEEP REWINDING IT,
'CAUSE AFTER THIS, YOU ALREADY KNOW THEY'RE GONNA GO HAM ON US.
- [laughs] - BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
WHEN THEY DO, I'MA GO WATCH IT, I'MA SAY,
"YOU KNOW WHAT, THAT AIN'T THEM."
- THAT AIN'T--THIS IS THEM. - THIS IS THEM.
- I'MA LIVE IN THIS MOMENT. - I'MA LIVE IN THIS MOMENT.
I'MA CANCEL ALL THAT OUT... - I'MA USE MY IMAGINATION.
- I KNOW THEY GONNA BE MAD, BUT THEY GONNA GET OVER IT.
YOU KNOW. - THERE WE GO.
- IT IS WHAT IT IS, AND IT WAS WHAT IT WAS.
- UP NEXT IS THE MOMENT WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR:
THE SNEAK PEEK OF THE NEW SEASON
OF THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA WHEN WE RETURN.
- I HOPE YOU GUYS HAD AS MUCH FUN AS WE DID
RELIVING THESE MOMENTS.
IT WAS FABULOUS THAT WE WAS ABLE TO DO IT WITH YOU.
- I AGREE. IT WAS A REAL KIKI.
BUT BEFORE WE GO, HERE IS A SNEAK PEEK
OF SEASON FIVE OF THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA.
LET ME TELL YOU,
MY GOOD JUDY IS ON THERE THIS SEASON, MISS KENYA MOORE.
MISS MOORA-MOORA. - AH!
- HELLO, HOW ARE YOU?
YOU MUST GIVE A BODY, HONEY.
- GIVE A TWIRL. I'LL GIVE YOU A TWIRL.
- OOH! - [laughs]
- SHE IS READY TO TURN IT ON THE GIRLS.
- THIS SEASON ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA...
- I'M CREATING A STUN GUN. [buzzing]
- [shrieks]
- NIKKI FLAME!
[cheers and applause]
- WE'RE OFF TO HOLLYWOOD!
GO NENE!
- HI, NENE!
- I HAVE ARRIVED.
- OH!
- THANK YOU SO MUCH!
- YOU'RE ALL MISS AMERICA.
- NO, IT WASN'T MISS AMERICA.
MISS USA.
- ♪ AH! ♪ - OH!
- YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO KEEP YOUR *** TO YOURSELF
AFTER THIS MONTH.
- YOU HAVE TO STAY OFF OF IT. [dog barks]
- OH! OKAY!
- I'M MARRIED TO KORDELL STEWART.
- KORDELL IS A SUPERSTAR FOOTBALL PLAYER.
- THIS IS PART TWO TO MY LOVELY WIFE'S BIRTHDAY.
- $200,000!
[cheers and applause]
- I'M NOT TRYING TO PUT ANY PRESSURE ON YOU.
I NEED YOU TO PUT A RING ON IT,
AND THEN I NEED YOU TO GET ME PREGNANT.
- I DON'T WANT TO LIMIT MY MORTICIAN PRACTICE
TO JUST PEOPLE.
TODAY WE COME HERE TO CELEBRATE THE WONDERFUL LIFE
OF THE BELOVED DOG HANNAH.
[dog howls]
- YEAH! CRANK IT UP!
- WHOO!
- BABY! BABY!
- OH, MY GOD! - LORD HAVE MERCY!
- ARE YOU GUYS LEAVING?
I BUMPED RIGHT INTO KIM. I'M LIKE, HI!
YOU LOOK GREAT. - [chuckles]
[all cheer]
[laughter]
- ♪ I'M IN LOVE WITH NENE AND SHE KNOWS WHO ♪
♪ 'CAUSE I SURE WHAT HER BACK TO BE MY BOO ♪
[all squeal with laughter]
- TO A LIFETIME TOGETHER.
THE RING IS BEAUTIFUL.
CUPID IS FLYING AROUND WITH LITTLE ARROWS.
[heart beating rhythmically]
[cheers and applause]
- I WISH PETER HAD YOUR GOOD LOOKS, TRUST ME.
- APOLLO! HE'S KIND OF FINE.
- I'VE LOST A SENSE OF WHO I AM,
LIKE I'M TURNING INTO A DIFFERENT PERSON.
AND I WANT TO GO BACK TO THE FUN INDIVIDUAL THAT I WAS.
- [squealing]
IF YOU HAD TO GIVE APOLLO A BIRTHDAY PRESENT,
AND IT INVOLVED TWO OF YOUR FRIENDS, NAME TWO.
[dramatic music rises]
- APOLLO! NO! - [squealing]
- I HAVE FEELINGS FOR HIM. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
- AW.
- UGH! - [squeals]
- OH. - [laughs]
- WE'RE HOMELESS.
- WE'RE JUST TRYING TO MOVE OUT. IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.
- THIS *** SAYS WE'RE EVICTED, AND I HAVE NOWHERE TO GO.
- I ASKED KANDI OUT.
- HAVE YOU TRIED TO TALK TO PHAEDRA?
- I DON'T KNOW.
- HAVE A NICE DAY. - YOU HAVE A NICE DAY.
- BYE, PORSHA. HAVE A NICE DAY!
- BYE, ASHIE!
- I DO THINK THAT YOU'RE BIPOLAR,
AND I DO THINK THAT YOU DRINK TOO MUCH.
- NENE, IT'S GOTTEN OUT OF CONTROL.
I'M BUSTING MY *** FOR YOU, AND I DON'T GET ZERO, KANDI?
I'M STARTING TO FEEL CRAZY.
[muffled crying]
- KENYA, DID YOU TAKE YOUR MEDICINE?
- [muffled crying]
- I'VE INVITED YOU TO THINGS WITH MY FAMILY.
YOU DON'T SHOW UP.
- HEY, KANDI, LET'S KEEP IT 100 ALL THE WAY.
- YOU'RE ON THE CURB WHERE YOU SHOULD BE.
- I DON'T WANT TO COME BACK IN. - I DON'T WANT YOU TO.
- YOU LEAVE EARLY EVERY TIME. - AS FOR YOU--
- EVERY TIME. - AS FOR YOU...
- TAKE YOUR HOOD RAT *** BACK TO DETROIT.
- KISS THE BLACKEST PART OF MY BUTT.
- WILL YOU-- DON'T INTERRUPT ME, PLEASE!
- YOU GONNA GET PUNCHED IN YOUR FACE.
[both talking over each other]
- F[bleep] YOU.
[cell phone ringing]
- WE CLOSED. - WE CL--
- [laughs]
YOU WANT TO SEE ME FLEX? - [laughs]
- ***.
Y'ALL *** JUST SET ME TO F[bleep] UP.
WE NEED TO HAVE A DISCLAIMER FOR THIS SHOW.
- I'M REQUESTING SECURITY.
- AND SECONDLY, I'M A WORKING WOMAN.