Tip:
Highlight text to annotate it
X
Nicole: You can't be straight and
get in a picture with a bunch of gay guys
and think you're gonna shine.
It's not happening.
(music)
(whistle)
(typing sound)
(music)
Male: I think you're good.
We're ready to shoot.
Nicole: Okay, let me just see,
I just wanna take a picture ...
Here, get in, guys ... dum-dum, 1, 2, 3.
(music)
Nicole: Dominic, there's like a little eye.
Male: I think it's 'cause you're smaller
so maybe you need to go first.
Nicole: You have to like be present ...
Male: 'Cause my head's like twice your size.
Nicole: Be present about it.
Nicole: Ready?
Male: You go there.
Nicole: Yeah, and then ... here very blank ...
Right here, we need ...
Female: I'm too short, so I can't go too far.
Nicole: Someone can be like here.
Female: Andy, you should go here
'cause you're tall.
There you go.
Andy: I look like the weirdo in the back.
Nicole: Ready?
Andy: Go. I'm in.
Nicole: 1, 2 ...
(camera shutter sound)
Nicole: This is great.
You guys aren't in them, but ...
(laughter)
Yeah, it's really good.
Dominic, you're not really in it anyway.
Will you take it?
Just name different emotions
so I can be inspired.
(laughs)
Male: Laughter.
(laughs)
(camera shutter sound)
Male: Sad.
(camera shutter sound)
Male: Dramatic.
(camera shutter sound)
(laughter)
Nicole: We're asleep.
(laughter)
Nicole: What emotion is this?
Female: Was that dramatic?
Male: That was dramatic right there.
Male: I don't like your emotions, Dominic.
Nicole: The good news is
I look great in all of them.
Here, will you take it?
Female: Andy, you do Cindy ...
Nicole, you do Linda.
(camera shutter sound)
Give me Liza.
Female: Showtime.
(camera shutter sound)
Nicole: Stop it.
(laughing)
You have to look like you're having fun.
I like it except your face is covered.
No. What?
We need to get the photographer in here.
Hey Andrew, can you help me out with something?
Andrew: Sure. What you need?
Nicole: I'm just trying to take a photo
of all of us, but I'm just having trouble
getting everyone in.
I look massive and everybody else looks small.
Which I'm fine with...
Andrew: That would be because these
have very wide-angle lenses,
so you have to get everybody
in the same depth of frame.
When you're selfing it with a group,
you have to twist your shoulder around
a bit ... Now always know your best side
and as you're doing it ...
Nicole: Both of mine are great.
Andrew: I know. You have that advantage.
Nicole: Come on, Dominic, come on.
Andrew: Dominic, get in cheek-to-cheek.
Beautiful ... and on 3, 2, 1, like that ...
(camera shutter sound)
Nicole: How do we feel about a down angle?
Andrew: No one will look up your nose.
Nicole: Do you like when guys take
shirtless photos?
Andrew: No.
Nicole: Do you like when girls take
shirtless photos?
Andrew: Hell yes.
Nicole: How many selfies do you think
is appropriate?
Andrew: Maximum one.
Nicole: What if you're really pretty?
Andrew: Two.
Nicole: Color or black and white?
Andrew: Color for iPhones.
Nicole: Sepia? A cop-out.
Andrew: Cop-out.
Nicole: What do you think the best
way to photograph kids is?
Andrew: Locked up.
Nicole: Yes. What do you think about
shooting outside?
Andrew: Generally, forget the highlight.
It's unfair. It's unkind.
Nicole: Everything is better in the dark.
Andrew: Everything.
Nicole: That's why people bone after clubs.
Andrew: What do you like to see on your feed?
Nicole: I'm really a fan of bowel movements.
I like to see like the shape.
Andrew: I have an ex who swore that
you could devine the future from the shapes.
Nicole: That's what everyone says.
So I like to study,
see who my friends really are.
Andrew: Yeah.
So I need you on set in three minutes.
Nicole: Okay, all right.
Andrew: Ready?
Nicole: Yes.
Andrew: Okay.
Nicole: Yes, I am ready.
Andrew: See you down there.
Nicole: So now let's take it the
Andrew McPherson way.
Andy: I should sit here since
I'm the big one in the group.
(camera shutter sound)
Nicole: Yeah, these are perfect.
Andy: That's a shot.
(music)