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LSU'S BIGGEST FAN BOUDREAUX AND HIS PREGNANT WIFE GERALDINE CAME OVER TO MY HOUSE ALL FRANTIC.
BOUDREAUX SAID ALABAMA TOM MY WIFE CHEATED ON ME WITH AN ALABAMA FAN. NOW I'M NOT SURE IF THE CHILD IS MINE OR NOT.
WE HEAR YOU HAVE A WAY TO TELL IF OUR UNBORN CHILD IS GOING TO BE AN ALABAMA OR LSU FAN.
I SAID, I SURE DO BOUDREAX AND GAVE HIM A CHILD SIZE FOOTBALL.
BOUDREAUX ASKED, WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO WITH THIS? I SAID; INSERT THIS INTO YOUR WIFE'S WOMB WHEN YOU GET HOME.
WAIT 5 MINUTES, SEE WHAT HAPPENS AND CALL ME.
LATER THAT DAY BOUDREAUX CALLED ME AND SAID, ALABAMA TOM WE DID WHAT YOU SAID AND THE FOOTBALL POPPED BACK OUT.
I SAID, CONGRATULATIONS BOUDREAUX, THE CHILD IS YOURS, AND YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A LSU FAN.
BOUDREAUX ASKS SKEPTICALLY, HOW CAN YOU TELL BY THAT ALABAMA TOM? I REPLIED ITS SIMPLE BOUDREAUX;
YOUR CHILD FUMBLED THE FOOTBALL. ROLL TIDE ROLL