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JoanTheDark Presents
Trailer (Intro) of: The Prince JoanTheDark
Narrator: In ancient YouTube
There lived a Sultan who had an only daughter
Whose beauty was beyond watching JoanTheDark play Ninja Gaiden
It happened that the Sultan was out of Toilet Paper
...and had to find some in a foreign land.
In his absence, the Princess fell in love with a young traveler
Who climbed the palace wall just to see her ***
This did not please the Human Tripode Vizier and *** Idol nikolas606 (A.K.A.: Dante)
Who meant to *** the Princess himself.
Seizing power, nikolas606 had his rival thrown into the dungeons
But thanks to his "Secret Weapon", the young man escaped the Evil Magician
After he learned everything that happened in his absence
The grateful Sultan offered riches
But the very *** requested just one reward.
His reward was conceived, he married the princess and they live happily...
...well, for eleven days.
The Prince JoanTheDark
Created EXCLUSIVELY by: JoanTheDark
One morning...
... the now called "Prince" stands before the doors of the throne room
When suddenly, a coldness like a shadow, passes over him
As he approaches the throne...
... he feels how he shat himself over the coldness
The princess stares at him
While the Sultan is surprised since something similar happened to him not long ago
"Princess", said the Prince, "Why do you look at me like I had mental retardation?"
Prince: How dare you speak to the princess?
Narrator: What the hell?
Prince?: Guards, *** him, *** him!
Princess: Don't hurt him!
He's just a poor man who crap his pants
Guard: Damn, and the Sultan wasted all the Toilet Paper
You won't escape impostor
Prince?: Don't worry my dear
Nikolas606: He won't get far