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Heya playas, first off I would like to say, this video is dedicated to all the friends
we have that do this. Because without them, who would we complain about? This is The Josh
Speaks. You're watching The Josh Speaks. Yes, we are not exceptions to the rule. We complain
just as much as everyone else. But these are specific things people complain about that
I don't like. When you plan a night out with their friends and that one friend only talks
about what time they want to leave and what time they want to go home. We haven't even
stepped foot into the place yet. We don't know if it's fun and we don't know if we're
gonna have a good time. Why do you want to go home? And they complain about how it's
gonna take them hours to get home, how the trains and the buses are gonna take hours
to take them to their warm and comfy bed. Just enjoy the god damn night. You came out
to have a good time. If your pre-conceived notion is that you already want to leave early,
you're probably not gonna have a good time. Another annoying thing is when you ask someone
to show up somewhere at a certain time and they end up coming late only to give you the
excuse that it's not a big deal. Stephen Hawking's came to the scientific conclusion that there
is such a thing called the best friend black hole. Sometimes they get stuck in there. And
you end up sitting and waiting because you know if you leave without them, they're gonna
be pissed. And when they finally stroll on in and you ask them why the hell are they
late, they just tell you ah it's no big deal man. It doesn't matter. If it was no big deal
I would have told you to come now and not an hour ago. But this time I blame myself.
That's why you're supposed to always tell these people to come an hour before you want
them to so they have that hour of black hole time to just waste. Another thing I don't
like is when you ask someone a simple question "how you doing?" and they proceed to tell
you all of their medical problems as if you're their doctor. Hey man, how you doing today?
Terrible. I have this stiffness in my neck. I was stuck in traffic for 20 minutes this
morning, I didn't get any sleep last night and I have this green wart developing on my
testicles, I really don't know what it is. And I hate the generic answer "I'm doing fine,
how are you?" just as much as you do. But don't try to rain down on my day man. I mean
if I lied you down on a couch and asked you the same question you'd probably tell me about
some deep repressed memory about how you didn't have enough toothpaste to brush this morning.
And then I can't tell you about the great day that I had because then now I'll look
like an ***. Anyway, how are you doing? I uh, won a million dollars. Oh that's cool.
Hilary Duff finally came to her senses and left her husband to be with me. Oh, congratulations?
And I kind of got a promotion so now I'm your boss. I'm sorry but you're fired. Oh, I figured
as much. Another thing I don't like is when people come asking you for advice, asking
for a solution. So you give them the best advice possible and they take none of it.
Think about how many friends you have that are in horrible relationships and all they
do is complain and complain and complain about their partner. And when you tell them to drop
them, they don't do it. You can talk to the end of days and it'll go in one ear and out
the other. It's almost as if they have a secret carbon dioxide collecting machine and they're
trying to get as much out of it as they can. And it'll get to a point where you have to
make the conscious decision to just stop giving advice. Just sit there, keep your mouth closed
and listen. Cause they're your friends, they deserve that at least. And the final thing
is when they don't get their way and they make a big fuss about it so everyone knows
that they're unhappy. Something is bothering you? Why not flip out and curse at everyone
who has nothing to do with the problem. That seems logical. And you know, you're trying
to be a good friend but if all they're gonna do is complain about how they don't get their
way, just tell them to shut the f--- up. As always guys love and peace. You know who I
really hate? Those overly optimistic people who think they do nothing wrong. All they
do is preach and preach and preach like they know everything when in reality they know
nothing. I can't stand them. I swear to God, if I ever run into one of those people I'm
gonna punch them right in the face.