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Don't you ever interrupt me from World of Warcraft.
I'm taking your laptop for this.
Mein Fuhrer, I know I've crossed the line this time.
Mein Fuhrer, we've received a phone call from some game developers
and they're recreating the original Castle Wolfenstein from 1981
with some juiced up graphics and gameplay.
There were no good games before Doom.
I told them you'd say that. Maybe you should have a word.
Okay. Give me the bejesus thing.
Yo.
Everything started with Doom, everybody knows!
No.
Yes it did. 1993 was the big year.
No, the original Wolfenstein was unreal.
Wolfenstein may have laid the road map
but Doom broke all the records and was played by kids all over the world
I always had a problem with the Doom controls myself.
I have the manual here and it still means nothing to me.
It's literally a small piece of paper with random sentences
alongside a red stamp of something.
All of which describe basically nothing about Doom.
Wolfenstein was a game built around simple beauty.
You game developers think you know it all but you know nothing.
Doom had a more guns, levels, and blood than you could imagine
in your god damn ASCII filled brains!
I want it cancelled. Cancelled!
I've told them before not to recreate those pre-arcade games
and still, still they go on and on about god damn Wolfenstein.
Mein Fuhrer, could I tempt you to a game of Halo at some point tonight?
I've recently reached the rank of General.
Military District II has confirmed. - You may pass.