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>>JOE: Can you believe this?! I got a speeding ticket just because I was driving 80 miles
over the speed limit!!
>>GEORGE: I can definitely believe that happened, yes.
>>JOE: I'm gonna take this to city hall! They're not gonna get MY money without a fight!!
>>GEORGE: But you were speeding. And you admit it openly and without reservation.
>>JOE: That doesn't mean I should pay money to the government as punishment and disincentive
to speed again in the future!!
>>GEORGE: That's exactly what that means.
>>JOE: WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON HERE??!!
>>GEORGE: Clearly the government.
>>JOE: SELL-OUT!! You've sold out to the MAN, man!! Whatever happened to your IDEALS??
>>GEORGE: Still in-tact, as evidenced by how I'm reacting to your dangerous and reckless
behavior.
>>JOE: You...YOU'RE A COP, AREN'T YOU??
>>GEORGE: What?
>>JOE: YOU'LL NEVER GET ME ALIVE, COPPERS!!
>>GEORGE: I think they'll be OK with that.
>>JOE: You will not BELIEVE what happened on my way to court.
>>GEORGE: You got another speeding ticket?
>>JOE: YOU TIPPED THEM OFF!!
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