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Shut up ! Enough already, ballstein !
Who cares about derek zoolander anyway ?
The man has only one look, for christ's sake !
Blue steel, ferrari, le tigre ?
- They're the same face ! - [ crowd gasping ]
Doesn't anyone notice this ? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills !
I invented the piano key necktie !
- I invented it ! - [ dog whimpers ]
What have you done, derek ? Nothing !
You've done nothing ! Nothing !
And I will be a monkey's uncle if I have you ruin this for me !
Because if you can't get the job done, then I will !
Die, you wage-hiking *** !
Oh !
One look ?
One look ? I don't think so !
- [ grunts ] - [ gasping ]
Oh !
- There it is ! - Magnum !
Holy moly.
Yeah, baby ! That's what I've been waiting for !
Dear god.
It's beautiful.
Wow ! [ cheering ]
Yeah ! Yeah !
- [ camera shutters clicking ] - [ grunting ]
That's my kid.
That's my son.
[ cheering, applause continue ] whoa ! Yeah !
Yeah. Derek !
I love that kid. Dumb as a stump, but I love him.
Oh, derek, you did it ! That was amazing !
I know. I turned left !
Oh, yeah, that too. But, derek, you saved the prime minister of malaysia !
Oh, right. Cool.