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Outlicious From Hollywood it's the Tell Veronica show.
Please welcome to the stage a woman who's worn more egg on her face than a western omelet,
Veronica Star. Hello.
And welcome to another rousing edition of the Tell Veronica Show.
Where tonight we'll be investigating that dark world of the addictive shopper.
Better known as the shopaholic. Now, I received a ton of e-mails lately stating
how shopping is better than sex. Well duh.
I mean if you're not satisfied with what you got shopping at least you can make an exchange
for something you really like. Well tonight, I have a special guest who everyone
likes. Please welcome the host of Outdishes Miss
Dinah Diva. Hi, Veronica.
Hi, Dinah. I brought you a little present.
Oh my, how thoughtful. Well isn't that a switcherooney usually it's
me giving, giving, giving. A bottle of wine with your picture.
Well I heard you like the *** so I went ahead and went with it.
I sure do. We'll have to crack open this one immediately.
So, Miss Dinah Diva, how did you get into cooking and all this kitchenette stuff?
I don't know. I think it just happened naturally for me.
Wow. Now, what was the turning point in your life
that drug you down to the depths of becoming a shopaholic.
Shopaholic. You this has been a very hard thing for me
to come to grips with. You know and accept.
It's just better than being an alcoholic. Well that's why it's got "olic" at the end.
Oh it does? Yeah.
Remember audience members, stay away from any word that ends with "olic".
Unless it's frolic. Now, Dinah Diva.
You are not only wonderful in the kitchen. But you, are an established author.
Look at her book du jour. Sex, Lies and Chicken Pot Pies.
Now, I wanna skip the sex and the lies part. We've had enough of that thanks to Miss Lindsay
Lohan. Let's get right down to the meat.
To the chicken potpie of the matter. Tell us, what's in this book?
Well in order to get to the special ingredients in my chicken potpies, you have to have the
sex and the lies first. Ooh, aren't you a tantalizing tidbit.
Well, I have to say. I have tried your hot sauce.
Delish! Delish and of course.
You're own refried baked beans. If you eat them both together it will really
help you take a ***. Well now I know why they say Dinah won't you
blow. I always do.
Dinah, that's all the time we have. But, before you go.
Miss V. Has a gift for you!
Shopping cart liners! Wow!
Thanks Veronica, you're the best. She even knew to buy plus size.
You bet, baby. That's right.
Now remember, if you have any problems in your life you come and Tell Veronica.
Outlicious