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Previously on Pokemon...
And now for the exciting sequel...
I'm such a wasted talent...
Alright! I finally got rid of him...
Alright, we have defeated them...
DAMN IT!!!
Episode 2!
*The sound of AlteZachen: A car that collects old stuff*
Where do you think you're going, young man?
My Pokemon needs medical treatment!
What happened to it?
...He-fell-down-some-stairs
...Is that an iphone 4?! Let me see!
This is the most hidden product placement ever. Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!
By the way, some trainers actually care about their Pokemon
Ha?
Hint. Hint.
Oh yeah, are you sure you haven't stolen it?
...He-fell-down-some-stairs
...Ok! I will help you!
I wish I knew how to read
Yes, than we would have known what's all the ruckus about the posters with our pictures
If you had gone to school...
What's that?
Never mind, let's just go and steal some rare Pokemon...
Here's the Pokemon center! But there's no parking space here...
Have you seen the video of Hitler searching for a parking space?
What vid...
Help me!
Nurse Joy?
Ha? What? Oh yeah! It looks like a Pikachu
*On screen: Original text*
Really...?
I need a stretcher! Take it to the formatting room!
What was that now?
Nothing, nothing, he'll be alright.
How did it end up like that?!
...He-fell-down-some-stairs?
...Sounds trustworthy.
Well, I will go now.
And I'll stay here.
OK.
Just don't touch my Youtube.
Fine...
Seriously. Don't.
*Background music: Everybody must eventually die*
...I wanna play Pacman
Oak, I've been waiting for you...
Oh, it's you. Where are you?
Veridian city.
Oh, I'm so proud of you, it took your father 4 days to get there!
By the way, what happened to my dad?
Remember that series: How I Met Your...?
Ok, bye!
Don't touch my computer...
Ash, what? How did you find my user?
Only your mom has me on Skype...
My mom???
I was just talking with your mom...
What?
Say, have you, by any chance, seen that pokemon?
No, just a double rainbow
Are you sure? 'cause it will be a very very important discovery!
Come to my laboratory and we'll "investigate" it together
No, just a rainbow
Why am I even bothering?
What have you said about my mom earlier?
Oh yeah, about that... Remember that series: how I met your...?
Why does everyone bring up that series?
There you are!
What are you doing here?
Like... Bike!
What about them? They're broken! Buy me new!
Don't wanna. But you broke them!
No I didn't... They-fell-down-some-stairs
...Oh, that makes sense. How's your Pikachu doing?
Pikachu's not good. They are re-burning him or something... I don't really get it.
Pikachu!
Is it alright?
We installed on it Pikachu 7.531 operating system with new features like one pika-byte memory, pika-shop pro and pika pika pika!
I've told you not to touch anything.
To free all creatures from slavery to liberty.
To create a socialistic world without competition.
To save humanity from global warming.
To transfer everyone to solar energy.
Jessie. James.
Team Anti comes with positive energies.
Surrender now or we'll make you cry.
Meowth, that's... hey wait a sec! That's not what we agreed on.
We decided to go with texts of our own.
What have you done in your life that you deserve more?
Yeah... You're right...
What do you want? Give us your Pokemon!
No!
Oh well, at least we tried.
No, don't give up! Let's fight!
Oh no, the power's down.
Hey Ash, have you ever heard of cloning?
Clo...?
Oh no, I have to save all my illegal downloads!
Ha?
*** Windows 7!
I will fight them! Go!
You fight like a girl. I will show you!
Fine trainers know when the time to run comes.
For example: Now.
Ok, Bye!
*Background: Random electronic products, some does not really exist*
Guess who's back?
Pikachu!
Nothing changed, ha?
Do I always have to do the hard work? That mouse is mine!
Ok stupid boy, a Pokemon attacks you, what do you do?
Pika Pika?
Yeah, pika pika, whatever
I feel like biking.
You know, when I was unconscious, I heard all of you keep saying
"ikachu! Pikachu!"
...But guess what?
My name is...
Charles!!!
What a poor Pikachu!
It's a pity that he has such a retarded trainer.
Imagine how many forests we could save with all that energy!
Exactly! We shall free that Pikachu!
At any cost! Whatever that means...
Say, was that hole always there?
What hole?