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# Day of days #
#Wonderful day of love #
# Beauteous day #
#Let the sun rise above #
#Glorious day #
#Making the sun appear #
#Beauty reigns #
#Over this day of days #
# Day of days #
# Wonderful day oflove #
#Beauteous day #
#Let the sun rise above #
#Glorious day #
#Making the sun appear #
#Beauty reigns #
#Over this day #
#Of days ##
Papa!
Papa!
Now that's the third time she's run away from me:
It's disgraceful: It's unbelievable:
Why do you give me nothing but trouble?
As soon as you're born, your mother runs away:
You're going to be married, and your bride runs away:
It's nothing but run, run, run!
- If only it hadn't rained: - What has the rain got to do with it?
In the sunlight, in the moonlight, nothing could stop her:
- But other women run away too: - But after the wedding:
That's different: That's all right:
Why didn't she wait that long? Any decent girl would have waited that long:
Ah, but not she: She is different:
- Ohh - - She is wonderful: Ohh!
Oh, why did it have to rain?
Your Grace, the guests are getting very excited: They want their presents back:
What? Oh, no:
The presents will not be returned:
The Liebenheims have never returned anything:
Your Grace, may I suggest perhaps a few words of explanation?
Very well: Very well:
Go and explain it to them:
Shh!
Uh, ladies and gentlemen:::
You are all here today:::
To attend the wedding:::
Of two charming, delightful people:
And now you're surprised to see me standing here alone:
To tell you the truth, I'm surprised myself:
No, no, no, no: Please: You -You must not despair:
I promise you this wedding will take place:
Ahh!
N- N-Not today, but, uh, someday:
Ohh!
No, no, no, no: You must not doubt me: I will find her:
I will find her even if I have to search the whole world:
And I will bring her back: Nothing can stop me:
I will bring her back even if I have to drag her:
# I have a nasty temper though I keep it in control #
# For, after all I really am a simple-hearted soul #
# He's a simp, he's a simp He's a simple-hearted soul #
# But when my seeds of kindliness have failed to bear me fruit #
# I then become, I must confess a nasty-tempered brute #
# He's a nas, he's a nas He's a nasty-tempered brute #
#And now I've stood enough #
# I have to treat her rough #
#And show her I am capable of caveman stuff #
# She'll love me and like it #
#When I start the strike it will not be tenderly #
What a man!
# I'll win her, the sinner #
# By Harry, we'll marry #
#And she'll propose to me #
Gorgeous, isn't he?
# My papa tells me I have charms galore #
Ahh!
#And I have never had complaints before #
#We'll sail away soon and on our honeymoon #
- #She'll love me # - She'll love him and like it!
- # She'll love it ## - Love him! Like it! Love him! Like it!
She'll love it!
Countess, please:
Whew: The narrowest escape I ever had:
Five more minutes, and I'd have been married:
I even had the wedding gown on:
But fortunately it didn't fit:
And suddenly I realized it was fate:
The dressmaker had saved the day:
Oh, think what I owe that dressmaker: Mmm!
I owe him for the dress too!
- But, Countess - - Oh, I know: I know what you're going to say:
I owe everybody: And here was my chance:
Here was a chance to marry a man who had everything a woman desires:
He's rich, he's wealthy:::
And he has nothing but money:
And how we could use it:
And how!
Come in:
Are you the lady who jumped on this train after we had started?
Yes, and I shall complain about it: Trains don't go until I get on them:
Oh! Oh, pardon me: I've just come from a wedding:
It isn't any of your business where I've come from:
Pardon me, madame:
May I take the liberty of asking where you are going?
I don't know: I haven't the slightest idea:
Can't you make a suggestion?
Well, we go to Vienna:
- Mmm: - Monte Carlo?
- Monte Carlo? - Yes, madame:
Two tickets for Monte Carlo:
Yes, madame:
Monte Carlo:
Monte Carlo!
Bertha, how much money have we left?
- Only 10,000 francs: - That's enough:
With this 10,000 francs I'll win my freedom, my happiness at the green tables:
Let's see: The first day I'll win, uh, 50,000 francs:
- But, Countess - - No, no, no, no: That's enough for the first day:
But on the second day I'll take the 50,000 francs and win 100,000:
And on the third day 150,000: And then 300,000:
And then I'll start!
I'll smash the bank: And that means millions: Millions!
Listen, here's a puzzle: And believe me, it's hot:
She comes from a wedding:
She has nothing on: She's left her husband behind:
She has no ticket: She has no idea where she wants to go:
And she goes to Monte Carlo:
How old is her husband?
Too old!
# Blow, whistle #
# Blow away #
# Blow away the past #
# Go, engines #
#Anywhere #
# I don't care how far #
# On, on, from darkness into dawn #
# From rain into the rainbow #
# Fly with me #
# Gone, gone #
#All my grief and woe #
#What matter where I go #
# If I am free #
# Beyond the blue horizon #
#Waits a beautiful day #
# Good-bye to things #
#That bore me #
#Joy is waiting for me #
# I see a blue horizon #
# My life has only begun #
# Beyond the blue horizon #
# Lies a rising #
# Sun #
#Beyond the blue horizon #
# Waits a beautiful day #
#Good-bye to things #
# That bore me #
#Joy is waiting for me #
# I see a blue #
- # Horizon # - #Blue horizon #
# My life has only begun #
# Beyond the blue horizon #
# Lies a rising #
# Sun ##
Twenty-nine! Black! Odd!
If I only had your luck: Tell me, how do you do it?
Nothing to it: I have a system that can't miss:
If I happen to be standing beside a brunette, I bet on red:
If I'm standing next to a redhead, I bet on black:
But suppose you're standing next to a blonde: What do you do then?
I ask her where she lives:
There's your blonde:
Well, why don't you go and speak to her?
- Don't tell me you're afraid: - I am:
And for the first time: I don't know what's the matter with me:
But I must have some excuse:
If only she'd dropped something, I - I could pick it up:
If she only had a little dog, I could get him to bite me:
I've got it: You shall introduce me:
- But I don't know her either: - That's the whole idea:
You go up and speak to her, she's very insulted:::
Then I come up and slap you in the face twice:
Oh, no: Oh, no:
All right, then: Once: Go:
Go and introduce yourself:
Fifty francs, please, madame:
Merci, madame:
She is superstitious:
Uh, don't strike, madame:
If you want any luck, you must stroke - stroke caressingly:
Naturally, not my back, madame: No luck to that:
But the back of my head - Stroke my hair and see what happens:
Magic, madame: From then on, magic:
Everything you touch will turn to gold: Millions at your fingertips:
What? You don't want to? All right, madame:
But I warn you - fail to do this, and you'll have no luck:
You'll lose everything: You'll come out a beggar:
But don't blame me when it's too late:
Armand, if she wins now - the rest'll be easy:
- Bye-bye, old boy! - Good luck!
- Who is she? - She lives in the Palace Hotel:
Think her name is Countess Mara:
Sixteen!
She shall win: She must win: She must win: She must win:
She shall win: She mu -
Sixteen!
All on 16, please:
Sixteen!
All on 16 again, please:
Sixteen!
All on 16!
Hello? Hello? Palais de Danse?
This is Count Rudolph Farriere speaking: I want a private dining room for two:
Twenty-nine! Black! Odd!
Eleven - Four- Five -
Five hundred thousand -
Eleven and nine and four-
Makes two million:::
Six hundred and thirty thousand francs:
That is up until the 15th of September:
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11-
Nine, 10, 11- Four, eight, six, 11:::
Five, six, 11-
Five million -
Good evening, Countess:
You engaged the servants, didn't you?
Yes, Countess, I did:
Two valets, a chauffeur, a footman, a hairdresser and an extry maid:
That's good:
And tomorrow they promised us the other five rooms:
We will have the entire floor:
That's very good:
"Dear Countess, please pardon me for sending these flowers so late:::
But I had to get the little flower girl out of bed first:"
Such impudence!
- Good night: - Good night, Countess:
Hello?
Can't you go to sleep either, Countess?
# Pardon me, madame, if I #
# Seem a trifle bold #
# But my little story #
# Must be told #
#You are very rude #
#Who you are I do not know #
# But no true gentleman #
#Would annoy a lady so #
# Give me a moment, please #
#A moment, please #
# One word, one smile #
# One thrill #
# Fill me with ecstasy #
#And speak to me #
#You should, you must #
#You will #
# I never knew #
#That one like you #
# Could bring me to #
# My knees #
# Lift me #
#And let me rise #
#To paradise #
# For just a moment #
# Please #
# Give me a moment, please #
#A moment, please #
# One word, one smile #
# One thrill #
# Fill me with ecstasy #
#And speak to me #
#You should, you must #
# You will #
# I never knew #
#That one like you #
# Could bring me #
#To my knees #
# Lift me and let me rise #
#To paradise ##
I tell you, she doesn't even know you're alive:
Certainly she does: I've written her every day this week:
Yes, and nothing doing:
I don't understand it: I've tried everything:
No one could be fresher than I was: I don't know what to do next:
# Give me a moment, please #
#A moment, please #
#A word, a smile, a -##
You, uh -You know this lady too?
Do I know her?
She's, uh, the Countess Mara, isn't she?
Quite right: Countess Mara: Lives at the Palace Hotel:
Third floor: Rooms 300-325:
Entrance: 306:
- Where do you live, may I ask? - At the Palace Hotel, of course:
Uh, formerly I lived at the Grand Hotel:::
But she insisted that I move to the Palace:
Well, you know what one will do to please a woman:
Especially when she's so beautiful:
Beautiful? That hardly describes her:
You have no idea how she looks: How could you tell, just seeing her on the street?
Of course:
How does a woman look in the morning? That's the time to tell:
You should see her in her negligee:
Her neck and her shoulders -
And that lovely blonde hair:
But there's only one drawback- she has no money:
- What do you mean? - She has no money at all:
Well, one can't live on fresh air:
You've said enough! Do you know what you are?
Oh, no, I'm not, I assure you: For pity's sake, speak low:
I'll do whatever you want: Only be quiet: Otherwise, I'll lose my position:
Your position? Who are you?
I'm a hairdresser: The personal hairdresser of Countess Mara:
- Her hairdresser? - Yes, sir:
Well! This is getting interesting:
Now you won't do anything against me?
On the contrary: I'm delighted to meet you:
- We must see a lot of each other: - Yes:
We -We have mutual interests:
- We, uh -We must exchange ideas: - Yes, of course:
- We -We must become friends: - Oh, yes:
But there: What am I saying?
- We are friends! - Yes, of course we are!
- Friends: - Armand:
I want you to meet a very great friend of mine:
- How do you do? - How do you do?
Yes:
Who is he?
- You don't know who he is? - No:
He is her hairdresser:::
And I -
I am his very best friend:
Allow me to introduce myself: My name is Count Rudolph Farriere:
I'm delighted to meet you: My name is, uh -
Just call me Paul:
Just call him Paul:
Paul?
# Here's a lucky devil and I surely envy him #
# For his store of inside information #
# He is in his glory when a lady wants a trim #
#Work to me is like a recreation #
# Oh, boy, what an occupation #
#Why waste away your youth #
# Searching for the naked truth #
#Why attend a college Get your knowledge #
#Trimmin' the women #
Ha! #Who needs a lot of Greek #
#To caress a lady's cheek #
# Couldn't you contrive it while in private #
#Trimmin' the women #
# Now, if you care for beauties #
# Be a beauty specialist #
# He caresses ladies' tresses #
#And they never resist #
# But why ply another trade #
# Barbers pet and yet get paid #
#You could make a sort of indoor sport of #
#Trimmin' the women #
Come here:
#Why try to figure out #
#What this world is all about #
# Never mind the great books Fill your date books #
#Trimmin' the women #
# Shy guys and those who feel #
#That they have no sex appeal #
# Get a lot of chances for romances #
#Trimmin' the women #
# No hairdresser ever #
# Has to lead a double life #
# Now, he can pet a cute brunette #
#And still be true to his wife #
# But why sigh and yearn so much #
# For the skin you love to touch #
# Satisfy the craving finger-waving #
#Trimmin' the women ##
Ahh!
I've just heard a puzzle!
It's a hot one:
She jumps on the train: She comes from the wedding:
The husband is not with her: She is not dressed:
She has no ticket: She doesn't know where she wants to go:
And she goes to Monte Carlo!
How old is the hus -
- Oh, you are the new hairdresser? - Brand-new, mademoiselle:
You may come in:
Try and keep me out:
I hope the countess will like you:
Paul has told me everything about her: I know exactly what to do:
That isn't what counts: The thing for you to know is what you mustn't do:
Don't ever try to tell her stories: Don't mention gambling:
Don't talk about money in any way: In fact, don't talk at all:
I understand:
And remember, the countess is very strict about this -
never flirt with chambermaids:
- I never do: - Quite right:
But to avoid any future misunderstandings -
I am not a chambermaid:
Still, I - I never do:
Now I will announce you to the countess:
Bring her in: I am ready:
How do you do?
- How long have you been a hairdresser? - Oh, a long time, madame:
I have served many, many ladies:
- Where did you work? - At home:
I mean, uh, the - the ladies always came to my house:
Oh, yes: Yes, of course: Yes:
- Uh, naturally, there'll be no more of that: - I realize that:
You are in my employ now and you will devote yourself entirely to me:
Only to you, Countess:
- And I hope it will not be a job for a day: - That depends entirely upon you:
Then I'm sure it will be at least, uh - a week:
Who knows? Maybe for months:
Maybe for years:
Uh, who knows?
- By the way, what's your name? - Rudolph:
- Rudolph? - Yes: Rudolph:
Rudy!
I don't like that name: I don't ever want to hear it again:
Oh, but don't worry: It's not your fault:
Let's see: I shall call you, um::: Paul:
Just call me Paul:
Rudolph!
Yes, Countess?
Didn't I tell you your name was Paul? If you ever answer again to Rudolph, I'll -
Hello? Yes? Who?
Who do you wish to speak to?
Rudolph?
Paul: For you:
Thank you, madame: Pardon me, please:
Hello, this is:::
Paul:
Paul!
No: Paul:
R- U-D-O-L-P-H:
Paul!
Yes! Paul is here too:
What we want to know is, how are things going?
What? You are not alone:
He's not alone!
You can't speak? Oh, I understand:
Yes, well, I'll ask questions and you just answer:
Yes:
Yes: Yes!
No:
Well, I hope so:
Good-bye: See you tonight:
My servants don't receive phone calls here:
- Please remember that: - Quite right, Countess:
And please don't ever make engagements without asking me first:
And you will not have this evening off:
You will stay right here:
Thank you very much, Countess:
You're making yourself much too prominent:
- Bags: - Yes: All right: Yes:
Excuse me, madame: My baggage has just arrived:
Well, don't unpack yet: I'm not at all sure I'm going to keep you:
So far you've done nothing but make me nervous:
Now I'd like to see what else you can do:
Cut my hair:
Haircut a la Marotte:
The countess said "a la Marotte"?
Yes, yes: A la Marotte:
A la Marotte:
Oh! A la Marotte:
Of course: How silly of me:
A la Marotte:
And that's what you call a haircut? Are you insane?
Yes, madame! Oh, Countess, please forgive me, but I can't do it!
To cut that beautiful, lovely hair would be nothing but cold-blooded ***:
- You're discharged! - Oh, please, give me one more chance!
I'll do anything! Countess, please forgive me!
- I'll do anything you say: I promise - - I want you to leave this house:
Rudolph!
Rudolph!
Raul:
Ohh:
I don't ever want to see you again:
I want you to leave just as soon as you've finished:
- Please, Countess: - Immediately:
- And I'm not going to change my mind: - Give me one more chance:
Please, please, Countess:
Please, please stop bothering me!
Oh, I'm so nervous I could scream:
- Oh, I have a headache: - Headache?
Oh, yes: And it's all your fault:
No, no: No, don't do that: Don't do that: No:
No, no, no, no! No!
No: No: No:
Ohh: Ohh:
Ohh!
Oh, that feels good:
Ohh!
Oh, that feels even better:
Oh:
You must have electricity in your hands:
Oh, I never felt like this before:
Gorgeous!
Of course you'll stay:
Thank you, madame:
And whatever I call you -
Paul, Rudolph, or Rudy-
whenever I call you:::
Please come:
Countess, even when you don't call me, I'll come:
# Madame, you inspire me now #
#Just try and fire me now #
#This is something new to me #
# It's hard to understand #
# I don't know what you do to me #
#Whatever it is #
# It's grand #
# Since we met today #
# I feel that I'm in wonderland #
# I can't explain #
#The way I feel #
#Whatever it is #
# It's grand #
# I've never known a more delightful #
# Headache remedy #
# It's just as good for broken hearts #
#And housemaid's knee #
# If my head should ache tonight #
# I'll need a helping hand #
# It may be wrong #
# It may be right #
#Whatever it is #
# It's grand ##
Honorable Countess:::
If your account with us:::
Is not settled by tomorrow night -
Countess Mara, Palace Hotel:
Dear Countess:::
We are sorry to inform you-
Rudolph! Have you gone completely out of your mind?
No! Nothing like that:
I just happened to mention I was a good driver:::
And the next day the chauffeur was fired:
- And what do you think of this? - What?
Yesterday I served her breakfast:::
And instantly two lackeys were out of a job:
In other words, I'm driving her car, dressing her hair:::
Waiting on her:
Just wait till she fires her maid:
No, sir! It's an insult, sir!
Not a chance! You can't bribe me!
And if you ever ask for the lady's address again, I shall call the police!
Good-bye: See you later:
Get out of my way!
Countess, you wanted to see me about something very important:
Rudolph, I'll have to discharge you:
Sorry:
But I'm not going:
And it won't be so easy to get rid of me either:
Why, I - I never expected this: I -
I've given up everything for you:
The little business of my own: I -
I've lost all the ladies I used to work for:
My whole life has been arranged to suit you:::
And now, for no good reason at all, you want to kick me out:
I know: I know: Everything you say is true, but -
Well, I -
I simply can't afford to keep you any longer:
Will you please open the door?
- What do you want? - I want to speak to Countess Mara:
Lots of people want that:
- What's the big idea? - Please, sir: Won't you listen?
Get out: I don't want to waste time mucking about with you:
Your Grace: What are you doing? Please come in, Your Grace:
Your Grace will excuse this? He is a new man:
He has no idea who Your Grace is:
You'll get to know me:
Rlease, Your Grace:
Yes:
Yes:
Helene:
Do you know who that is? That's her fiancé:
Duke Otto von Liebenheim:
Looks dumb, doesn't he?
Do you know why? Because he is dumb:
Otto, I left you three times because I wanted to be fair with you:
But sometimes if one is in trouble enough, the best intentions go up in smoke:
Especially if one has all kinds of bills:::
No money, and the hotel invites you to get out:
No place to go:
Well, in a moment like that, one's not very responsible:
One's liable to get the most terrible idea:
All right: Marry me:
Otto, if I were to promise to do so now, it would be only for your money:
And you dare tell me that right to my face?
Yes: I do:
Oh, you are so different!
Where is there another woman in the world:::
Who would marry a man only for his money and tell him so?
Splendid:
You're beautiful: I'm rich:
You buy, and I pay: You tell me everything:::
And I'll forgive you:
It will be the happiest marriage in the world:
You're really very nice:
I wish I could love you:
#You'll love me and like it #
# I'm wealthy but healthy #
- #And I'll be true to you # - #What a man #
# My income is nearly a million pounds yearly #
# But we could struggle through if I cared for you #
# I'll build you castles, dear beyond compare #
# I fear you're building castles in the air #
- # Imagine our thrills # - #Ah, but when you see the bills #
- # I'll love you # - #And like it #
# I'll love it #
# I'll love it ##
# She'll love me and like it She'll love me and like it #
Good man: You shall stay with us:
Rudolph:
I think I'll be able to keep you after all:
Countess:
I - I'd like to tell you a secret, but -
but I'm afraid you might fire me:
- What is it? - Well:::
It's not so easy to explain, but I -
- but I'm not - - You're not what?
I'm not poor:
As a matter of fact, I have quite a nice little fortune:
Now, if you would allow me, I'd only be too delighted -
How dare you insult me: How dare you:
Oh, please: Please don't send me away:
You've misunderstood me: I only wanted to offer you some advice:
Now, we're in Monte Carlo, aren't we?
Very well: Now here's what I mean:
I didn't make this fortune dressing hair:
Oh, no:
- It was inherited: - Inherited?
I mean, uh - I inherited, uh:::
From my father-
All my luck at gambling:
I was not so fortunate:
I never won in my life:
Countess, won't you let me play for you? Just once?
- No, no, no, no: - I have a system that can't fail:
Don't tell me: I don't want to hear about it:
- What is it? - I'll tell you:
If I stand beside a brunette, I bet on red:
If I stand beside a redhead, I bet on black:
But what if you stand beside a blonde?
Well, when I stand beside a blonde, then it makes no difference at all:
Red or black, black or red, nothing can stop me: I always win:
All right:
- We'll go and play tonight: - Yes:
But -
But how can I go to the casino with my hairdresser?
Oh, Countess: Please don't worry:
No one at the casino knows I'm a hairdresser:
My clothes are upstairs:::
And when the countess goes out with me tonight:::
Everyone will think that I am the count:
- Go and get dressed: - Yes, my countess:
Come in:
I don't need you anymore:
You don't look like a count:
So much better:
My last thousand francs:
My happiness will be at stake, Rudolph:
My whole future is in your hands:
# Because I feel the urgency #
# Of your supreme emergency #
# Madame, I cannot and I will not fail #
# Come good or evil take my all #
# On you alone I stake my all #
#And let my castles either rise #
# Or fall #
# Forever #
#Always, in all ways #
# Rely upon me #
# Should any doubt come #
#Wait for the outcome hopefully #
#Always, in all ways #
#Whatever may be #
# I will rely on just you #
#And trust you #
# Sometimes, in small ways #
#We may not agree #
# But we will weather hardship together #
#Wait and see #
#We'll have a happy ending #
# If you will keep depending #
#Always, in all ways #
# On me #
#Your sympathetic attitude #
# Has won my deepest gratitude #
# I hope we may not have to say good-bye #
# If you should have to go away #
# I'll follow as a stowaway #
# Someday I may be able to #
# Repay #
#Your kindness #
#Always, in all ways #
# Rely upon me #
# Should any doubt come #
#Wait for the outcome hopefully #
#Always, in all ways #
#Whatever may be #
# I will rely on just you #
#And trust you #
# Sometimes, in small ways #
#We may not agree #
# But we will weather hardship together #
#Wait and see #
#We'll have a happy ending #
- # If I will keep # - # If you will keep #
# Depending #
#Always #
# In all ways #
# On #
- #You ## - # Me ##
Eleven: Black: Odd:
I lost again:
Bad luck in this game: Good luck with her:
Oh:
Would the countess like anything to eat?
No, thanks:
We've dined:
The countess has lost one of her buckles:
Must have lost it when we were dancing:
But the countess wanted to play tonight:
Oh, yes: That's what we wanted to do:
But Duke Otto was there, so, of course, that made it impossible for us to stay:
Well, we had to do something:
So, we went out and:::
Looked around:
Bertha, you've no idea how beautiful Monte Carlo is:
The park- simply divine:
And the promenade - like a walk in the clouds:
And as far as you could see, not a soul:
And so we sat down close:
Very close:
Uh, you see, I felt so cold:
Yes, there's a very strong sea breeze tonight:
Yes: Quite right: Quite right:
A very strong sea breeze:
And when the countess felt so cold?
Well, uh, finally I became so -
I became so chilly:::
I didn't want to take any chances:
What's the use of catching a cold?
And so I told him, "Rudolph, we mustn't wait any longer:
You go back to the casino alone and play for me:"
And so he went:
And now I'm waiting for him to come back:
Oh, I wish he were here:
I don't need you anymore:
Come in:
200,000 francs:
How dare you:
That will be all for tonight:
# Give me a moment, please #
#A moment, please #
# One word One smile #
# One thrill #
#Let me enfold your charms #
# Within my arms #
# You should You must #
# You will #
#I never knew #
# That one like you #
#Could bring me to #
#My knees #
#Lift me and let me rise #
# To paradise #
# For just #
#A moment #
# Please #
# No more #
# I implore #
#Leave me till #
# Tomorrow #
#Always, in all ways #
# Until you agree #
# I will continue #
# Striving to win you #
#Wait and see #
#We'll have #
#A happy ending #
# If you will keep #
# Depending #
#Always #
#In all ways #
#On #
#Me ##
Come in:
Oh, where -
Oh!
Oh, the key:
Just a moment, please:
This lock must be out of order:
I'll tell Rudolph:
Rudolph? Why Rudolph?
He's so good at so many things: He'll fix it:
I found it last night on the floor:
The countess must have put it on the table, and the sea breeze must have blown it off:
It's all right: It's all right:
The countess will pay Rudolph now, won't you?
- Mm-hmm: - He hasn't been paid since he's been here:
And he works so hard:
He even works overtime:
And now that we can afford a chauffeur and a lackey again:::
I think we ought to hire them:
And, Countess, really, if I were you:::
I wouldn't let my hairdresser do anything else:::
But dress my hair:
- Good morning: - Morning:
Fix my hair, please:
Well, I -
I thought this morning would be different to this:
I expected to tell you something very important:
- I'm not curious: - Something about myself:
Something that - that ought to concern you:
I told you to fix my hair:
- Helene - - Please:
Of course I appreciate what you've done for me:
I never was in such a situation before, and you got me out of it:
Please don't think I'm not grateful:
Naturally you must know that:
Why, last night I was actually::: Carried away by it:
And now, uh, let's forget it:
Just a minute:
I don't understand:
Do you mean that I'm to forget that -
Oh, no: Not a chance:
I couldn't forget it: And I won't forget it:
If that's the case, I'll have to return the money:
Here:
Now I want you to leave at once:
So you can send me away like that:::
Just as if nothing had happened:
Well, that's pretty good:
Do you know what I thought last night?
I thought you loved me: Can you beat that?
One often does things at night one regrets the next morning:
Yes: And maybe ashamed of too, hmm?
Please: Now, won't you try to understand?
After all, there is a little difference between us:
The only difference between us is that you're a woman, and I'm a man: That's all:
Oh, I'm afraid not: I happen to be a countess:
Yes, and I'm a - I'm a hairdresser:
All right: I am a hairdresser:
Yes, that's me, and what of it?
Now I'll tell you something else:
I fell in love with you because I thought you were the perfect woman:
Now I know you're only a conceited countess and not much of a woman:
And to me you're not a man at all:
What's this? I'm not a man?
No, not in my opinion:
Well, we'll see about that:
All right: Now I'm not a man:
- Come here! - Open the door, and leave the room:
Move another step, and I'll call for help:
Let go of me: Take your hand away:
You brute:
I'll scream so everybody will hear me:
Oh: That's what you get for being nice to your servants:
Good-bye:
And now, madame, forget all about this:::
As you will, no doubt, by nightfall:
I have already forgotten it:
Madame Renee's Beauty Parlor:
A hairdresser named Rudolph?
No, not with us: I'm sorry:
United Hair Service:
Who? Rudolph?
No: There's no one here by that name:
What? He also answers to the name of Rudy?
No:
Well, I'm sorry, madame, but, uh -
No: I -
Just one moment, please:
Hello?
Are you looking for a hairdresser called Rudolph?
Mm-hmm: Tell me:
What does he look like?
Oh, he looks marvelous:
I see:
What? Oh, you want your hair dressed to go to the opera tonight:
Yeah, well, I'm sorry: I don't know him: I'll send you another hairdresser:
What?
You don't want anybody else:
Oh, but, madame, we have lots of good men here:
Hmm?
There's no one like him?
Oh, madame, that's just your personal opinion:
Yes:
Well, if nobody else will do, I'm afraid you'll never get to the opera:
Good-bye:
Helene, it's 8:00: The opera will begin:
Helene, the opera has begun:
Will you please stop making me nervous?
You know I can't go until my hair is dressed:
But, darling, you look so beautiful the way it is:
Nonsense: And that shows how much you know about women:
All day long I've worn myself out trying to find Rudolph:
- Other men would appreciate that! - B-B-But, darling -
Will you please do me a favor? Go to the opera: I'll join you:
I promise I'll do everything I can to find Rudolph:
And when you do find him -
Oh, when I do find him I'll never let him out of my sight:
How dare you leave without asking Countess Mara:
If it happens again, I'll fire you:
Just a minute: Is he your hairdresser or mine?
Oh, go to - go to the opera: Immediately!
Very well, darling:
I'm too nervous:
She's very nervous:
Take your time:
Rudolph:
Rudy:
Do you know that I've been looking for you all day?
So they told me:
- And do you know why? - Madame wants to go to the opera:
No: I don't want to go to the opera:
No? Then there was no need for me to have come:
- Oh, yes, there was: - Madame, I'm here for one reason only:
Strictly business:
- So - - Madame:::
What you have done to me shall never be forgotten:
But business is business:
I had made up my mind never to enter this room again:
But when I heard you were going to the opera, I said to myself:::
"Rudolph, here's your chance -
one you can't afford to lose:"
Madame, as a hairdresser:::
I have the greatest interest that you see this opera tonight:
What do you mean?
I'll dress your hair as I've never dressed it before:
You'll be so beautiful, you won't know yourself:
And when you sit in the box with His Grace, Duke Otto von Liebenheim:::
All Monte Carlo will look at you:
All the ladies will envy you and say, "Who is this great artist:::
"Who can make a woman look as beautiful as that?
We must find him:"
And they will: I'll see to that:
You mean I'll be an advertisement for you?
Yes, madame:
- So that all the ladies will come to you? - Yes, madame:
- The blondes? - Yes:
- The brunettes? - Yes:
- And the redheads? - Yes, madame:
Oh, no!
This is the way I'm going to the opera:
Yes, and I'll show myself everywhere:
In the balcony, in the orchestra, on the staircase, in the lobby:
And when anybody asks me who did it, I'll tell them you did it:
I'm going to ruin you:
# I love but you alone #
# I am forever your own #
# No matter what betide #
#No one can divide us #
# Desist, Lady Mary #
# Do you know this man is not a nobleman #
# He is a hairdresser #
#A common barber #
#A barber, a barber, a barber A common barber #
# I am a mere hairdresser #
# I confess #
# But if I am #
# Do you love me #
#The less ##
- Hello, darling: - Hello:
- Have I missed very much? - Oh, no, no: Only the first and second act:
- I'm glad your hairdresser- - Please don't mention him:
I don't want to hear another word about hair or hairdressers:
What's the opera about?
I asked you what the opera was about:
It's - It's all about a - a hairdresser:
Well, I - I can't help it:
L- I didn't write it:
- Do you want to go somewhere else? - No:
What's the matter with this hairdresser?
Oh: It's a silly story, only possible with music:
Imagine a lady falling in love with a hairdresser:
That's possible even without music:
Things like that happen every day:
I should say so:
Tell me, uh, d-did - did she marry him?
Oh, no: She had no idea he was a hairdresser:
- She's only just found it out: - Then, uh, what did she do?
- What could she do? - She threw him out, of course:
She'll regret it:
Such stupidity:
Oh, yes: She'll discover her mistake:
But then, of course, it'll be too late:
It's always too late then:
Think of a woman falling in love with a man, then throwing him out:
Well, there's no good end to that:
Shall I tell you how it ends? She'll marry a duke:
It serves her right:
- Is that the woman? - Yes:
I don't like her: She isn't even pretty:
And look at the way she's dressed:
And this woman has the nerve to throw a man out:
She's crazy:
# Lady Mary, tell me#
# Should he come back to you what would you do? #
#What would you do? #
#The same as before #
# I'd drive him away #
# Good sires and ladies #
# Prepare to make apologies #
# For a grievous mistake #
#The man we knew as the barber Beaucaire #
#Is not a barber #
#And not Beaucaire #
# He is a prince #
#A prince of France #
#He is a prince #
- # He is a prince # - #The barber is a prince #
- #The barber is a prince # - # He is a prince #
# He is a prince He is a prince #
#He is a prince He is a prince #
- # He is a prince # - # He is a prince #
- # He is a prince # - #He is a prince #
#He is a nobleman #
- # The barber is a nobleman # - # He is a prince, He is a prince, a nobleman #
- # The barber is a nobleman # - #He is a prince, He is a prince, a nobleman #
- #He is a prince # - # The barber is a prince #
- #He is a prince # - #He is a nobleman #
#He is a prince He is a prince #
#He is a prince ##
I have the most awful suspicion:
Tell me, on your word of honor, are you a hairdresser?
No:
- Who are you? - Allow me to introduce myself:
My name is Count Rudolph -
- Farriere: - Yes, madame:
Oh: Oh:
- I feel just as foolish - - Yes, madame:
I mean, I - I mean, I feel just as foolish as the woman in the play:
Yes, madame:
- Count Farriere: - Yes, madame?
Rudolph, can you -
can you ever-
# Your Highness, can you forgive me #
#There is nothing to forgive #
# Being a lady of propriety #
#You just obeyed the dictates of society #
#But this I know #
# You never really #
#Loved me #
#So, fare thee well #
#So, fare thee well #
#My lady #
#Fair ##
Poor woman:
I don't like that ending:
I like happy endings:
# Beyond the blue horizon #
#Waits a beautiful day #
#The sky will smile upon me #
#While I know you love me #
#I see a new horizon #
#Our life has only begun #
# Beyond the blue horizon #
# Lies the rising sun ##