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Welcome back.
What's better than finding a dollar on the street?
Well, watching our army of queens
ask people on Hollywood Boulevard
what they would do for a million dollars.
Army of queens, disperse.
Trixie.
Back there.
Oh.
For a million dollars,
would you make out with your grandmother?
Um...
My late grandmothers?
Um...
No.
She would probably hit me.
Well, you'd have a million dollars.
That's true.
I'd make it up to her.
For a million dollars, would you ***
in front of your whole family at Thanksgiving
to completion?
Um...
Oh, wow.
No.
I wouldn't.
For a million dollars, would you --
Oh.
For a million dollars, would you eat --
Oh!
I cannot believe I'm asking this question.
For a million dollars...
What the ***?
...would you eat a hot dog...
...out of Danny DeVito's butt?
Uh...
Ooh.
Am I sober?
I'm vegan now,
so I don't know about that.
Yeah, absolutely.
I don't like you.
For a million dollars,
would you show some leg for a car to honk at you?
Yes.
Would you do it for free right now?
I'm wearing jeans.
Bend over and shake it!
Shake it, ***!
See if someone will honk for you.
Maybe he'll honk.
Yeah, ho!
For a million dollars, would you take off your shirt
and yell, "I am king of nipples!"
What, do you want me to yell it,
"I'm the king of nipples," or just show you?
Yeah, do it all.
And then yell it!
I'm the king of nipples!
Yes!
There we go.
And you did that for free.
I did it.
Oh, for ***'s sake.
How easy was that?
Where's my check?
Um, for a million dollars...
Yes?
...would you walk naked down Hollywood Boulevard?
No.
No?
No.
Not even a body stocking or --
No, completely nude.
For a million dollars?
$1 million.
After taxes.
Girl, I could run down Hollywood Boulevard naked
for a lot less than a million dollars.
So there's -- Like, a lot less?
Like, maybe, 'cause we're friends, like a dollar?
Well, 'cause we're friends, I'll do it for a dollar.
Will you really do it for a dollar?
Let's do it.
So, take your *** off.
I'm more --
Oh, my God!
Run, ***, run!
Thank you.
Oh, I cannot believe you just did that.
What would it take for you to walk down
Hollywood Boulevard completely naked?
I'd do it for some time
in a tub of hummus with Paul Rudd.
Mm, you had me at hummus.