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Above all, don't be rough.
Yeah. I think it's a great idea to go door-to-door explaining why the children will have to pay to get into the Camp Nou.
Sandro, remember it's an unpopular decision. You must explain it gently and calmly.
Freixa: we love you, Freixa; Freixa, we love you.
If there's something that I do well, it's communicating tough decisions.
Hello. Good morning.
Good morning.
Can I help you?
Ma'am, your son is in mortal danger.
But how come you say that, you animal?
It's not my fault, it's a dive.
Ref! Ref, she's play-acting!
But how come you can say her son is in mortal danger?
It was to get her attention. Then I was going to tell her, 'We'll avoid it because the kid will have to buy a ticket.'
But you shouldn't be so dramatic! This is a football stadium, not Vietnam! You mustn't talk about dead children!
Freixa, it was a metaphor, man! I don't intend to kill any kid!
But I can't tell this woman, 'Ma'am, your son died crushed by 140,000 people!'
It seems I'm gonna kill her too. Well, maybe she's not a member.
Come on, help me revive her! Help me!
No, I don't wanna give chest compressions because I can imagine the headlines, 'Sandro renders a woman unconscious and then beats her up.'
Don't yell! Don't yell!
What are those screams?
Calm down, calm down.
Call the police! This man has killed my son and wanna beat me!
Sure. And tell the police I wanna steal all her valuables to sell them and buy Courtois.
Hey! He wanna steal all my valuables and buy foie gras!
And he wanna steal her table and have it for lunch!
No, no, no!
That's enough!
Ma'ams!
Your son is alive and nobody's gonna hurt him!
Is he alive?
Yes, he is.
And what is this man saying?
He talks nonsense. He's Sandro Rosell!
Ah, he's Sandro Rosell!
We love you, Sandro; Sandro, we love you.
Mr. Rosell, you have to come with us.
No! It's a misunderstanding, he's not killed anybody.
No, it's not because of that. The House of Horrors at Tibidabo Amusement Park has sued him for copying its ad campaign.
I have some fresh coffee. If you want to come in...
OK.
Yes, of course.
Listen, do I have any pending case from Brazil?
No.
Oh, great. Awesome.
We love you, police; police, we love you.