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HI, LOVE.
MMM.
I'M GOING TO GO RUN.
OK.
[TRAIN BELL CLANGS]
GOOD MORNING.
GOOD MORNING.
?
HEY.
[WOOF WOOF]
[WOOF GRRR WOOF]
[TIRES SCREECH]
[THUD]
[VOICES SPEAKING LOW]
IS HE OUT?
YEP.
GOOD. NOW WE CAN TALK ABOUT HIM.
OH, MY GOD!
MARTHA, HIS *** IS EVEN HARRIER THAN YOURS.
VERY FUNNY.
NO LAUGHS, HUH?
THE MORNING TEAM HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR.
CREAMED BY A TRUCK.
THERE'S AN INJURY TO C-5,
ANTERIOR DISLOCATION OF THE UPPER SEGMENT
WITH DAMAGE TO THE CORD.
P.A.: DR. COPELAND, PLEASE CALL THE LAB, LINE 12.
DR. DENNIS COPELAND, PLEASE CALL THE LAB, LINE 12.
P.A.: MRS. NIÑOS TO ADMINISTRATION.
MRS. JANE NIÑOS TO ADMINISTRATION.
DR. FLETCHER TO ICU.
DR. STEVEN FLETCHER, PLEASE COME TO ICU.
[DING ***]
JOHN.
I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MUCH IT MEANS TO ME
THAT YOU FOUND THE TIME TO BE WITH US TODAY.
EVERYONE, EVERYONE!
PAY ATTENTION. PAY ATTENTION.
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVEN'T MET HIM,
THIS IS DR. JOHN WISEMAN,
THE GENIUS WHO SAVED MY ALLAN'S LIFE.
Man: OH!
HERE'S TO THE DOCTOR.
DR. WISEMAN.
OH, JOHN, THIS IS DR. FRY.
MY NAME IS ESTHER FRY.
DR. FRY IS ONE OF ALLAN'S PROFESSORS
AT THE LAW SCHOOL,
AND, UH, WE WERE JUST DISCUSSING...
WILL ALLAN BE ABLE TO FINISH HIS STUDIES?
PHYSICALLY, YES.
THE QUESTION IS WILL HE WANT TO.
OH, LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT THIS NOW.
THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A CELEBRATION.
HEY, SOME CELEBRATION, HUH, DOC?
I'M CHARLIE CUNNINGHAM.
HOW ARE YOU?
I'M ALLAN'S C--UH, I WAS ALLAN'S COACH.
OH.
EXCUSE ME ONE SECOND.
Woman: I'M SO SORRY.
Second woman: THAT'S OK.
SORRY.
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
HOW YOU HOLDING UP?
GOOD.
I'M GOOD.
GOOD.
I BETTER GO FRESHEN UP.
ALLAN WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE.
[CAR PULLS UP]
[DOOR OPENS]
Allan's mother: OH, HEY EVERYBODY.
EVERYBODY, HE'S HERE.
OK, EVERYBODY BE QUIET.
EVERYBODY, HE'S HERE.
REMEMBER, WE'LL ALL SURPRISE HIM TOGETHER.
QUIET NOW.
HEY, GOOD LUCK TO YOU.
THANKS A LOT.
ALLAN!
OH, ALLAN!
YOU'RE HOME!
Man: 1, 2, 3...
All: SURPRISE! SURPRISE!
TO ALLAN,
TO THE START OF HIS NEW LIFE.
[APPLAUSE]
Man: ALL RIGHT!
Man: WELCOME BACK.
HI, BABE.
BEEN A LONG TIME.
I KNOW.
I SHOULD'VE COME TO VISIT YOU MORE AT THE HOSPITAL,
BUT, UH--
I'M SORRY.
LINDA, WOULD YOU GET THIS GENTLEMAN A DRINK, PLEASE?
DOUBLE SCOTCH?
SURE, IF I'M ALLOWED.
John: ALLOWED? I'M PRESCRIBING IT.
NOT IN A REGULAR GLASS.
WE USE THESE.
WE NEVER USE ICE CUBES,
AND IF WE MUST HAVE ALCOHOL,
WE WATER IT DOWN.
MARYANNE HODGES.
I'VE BEEN HIRED BY YOUR MOTHER
TO COME AND STAY WITH YOU AND, UH...
TAKE CARE OF YOU.
THANK YOU.
HI, THIS IS GEOFFREY.
I CAN'T COME TO THE PHONE RIGHT NOW,
BUT IF YOU WANT TO LEAVE A MESSAGE,
I'LL GET BACK TO YOU. THANKS. WAIT FOR THE BEEP.
[BEEP]
GEOFFREY, WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?
[BUZZER]
[BELL RINGS]
[SCREECHING]
OH, BABY.
PAPA'S GOT A SURPRISE.
[SCREECHING]
ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
ONE HUMAN BRAIN.
THIS SAMPLE COMES FROM THE MAIN ASSOCIATION AREA
OF THE TEMPORAL CORTEX.
THE DONOR WAS A JANE DOE.
NO APPARENT ABNORMALITIES.
HELLO, NUMBER 6. HELLO, NUMBER 6.
COME ON. COME ON.
THAT'S IT.
FREEDOM. FREEDOM.
HEY, SAVE SOME FOR THE OLD MAN, WILL YOU?
HA HA.
YEAH.
AHH!
PARNATE INCARNATE,
ANOTHER NIGHT WITHOUT SLEEP.
BUT SLEEP IS JUST A WASTE OF TIME,
RIGHT, NUMBER 6?
DOUBLE DOUBLE TOIL AND TROUBLE...
FIRE BURN...
AND CAULDRON BUBBLE.
YOU HAVE GOT TO GET SMART ON THIS, SUGAR.
[SCREECHING]
THERE YOU GO.
YEAH, YEAH. I KNOW IT HURTS, BABY,
BUT, HEY, IT BEATS GOING BACK TO THE JUNGLE,
DOESN'T IT, HUH?
LET'S GET OUR MESSAGES. COME ON.
HEY, HEY, HEY, DON'T YOU GIVE ME THAT.
GET YOUR LITTLE SHVINGEY OVER HERE
OR YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET ANY MIDNIGHT SNACK.
GOOD GIRL. THAT'S IT.
Man: GEOFFREY, THIS IS DEAN BURBAGE.
HOW YOU DOING, YOU PSYCHO?
IT'S 5:28 P.M. ON WEDNESDAY THE SIXTH.
APPARENTLY YOU FORGOT ABOUT OUR APPOINTMENT.
YES, APPARENTLY I DID.
IF YOU CAN SPARE THE TIME,
I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU IN MY
I'D
[KNOCK ON WINDOW]
HEY, COME ON IN.
[POPS TOP]
HA HA!
HOW YOU DOING, ACE?
A LOT CHANGES SINCE I ROOMED HERE, HUH?
I HARDLY RECOGNIZE THIS PLACE.
LLY EQUIPPED FOR THE HANDICAPPED.
R
WELL, YOU'LL PAY HER BACK.
LAWYERS GET RICH.
WELL, YOU LOOK LIKE ***.
OING, ARNATE AGAIN?
IT'S ONE OF WORKI
EVERY 3 DAYS THAT I STAY AWAKE,
I GAIN 24 HOURS.
THAT'S 122 DAYS EVERY YEAR,
SO, WELL, EVEN IF I DIE AT 50,
I WILL HAVE LIVED 65 YEARS.
I'M SORRY I DIDN'T MAKE THE PARTY.
LINDA CALLED ME.
SHE SOUNDED PRETTY CRAZED.
LINDA'S DUMPING ME.
SHE DIDN'T COME OUT AND SAY IT, BUT, UH,
BUT I CAN TELL.
WELL, ALLAN, LINDA'S JUST NOT COMFORTABLE
WITH THE CHANGE YET, THAT'S ALL.
SHE'S GOING TO COME AROUND.
HEY, IF SHE WALKS OUT ON YOU NOW, *** HER.
I CAN'T.
Mother: OH, LOOK, LOOK!
THERE YOU ARE
WITH THE LITTLE PALMER CHILDREN.
PATTERSON.
WHAT?
PATTERSON, MOTHER. THEIR NAME WAS PATTERSON.
OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
OH, I'M TERRIBLE WITH NAMES.
LOOK, LOOK. THERE'S THEIR HOUSE.
REMEMBER WHEN MR. PATTERSON
GOT TRANSFERRED?
I GOT THE LISTING
AND HAD TO SELL THE HOUSE.
YOU WERE SO ANGRY AT ME.
YOU THOUGHT I HAD SOMETHING TO DO
WITH THEIR MOVING AWAY.
[CHIRPING]
Allan: MARYANNE!
I DON'T LIKE BIRDS IN THE HOUSE.
THE FLAPPING--
BOGIE!
BAD BOY.
BOGIE?
OH, WHEN HE TALKS,
HE SOUNDS JUST LIKE HUMPHREY BOGART.
Bogie: SWEETHEART.
SEE?
[WHISTLING]
LOOK! LOOK! HALLOWEEN!
OH, YOU JUST REFUSED TO WEAR
OU.
O GO
FROM THE MOVIES. WHAT'S HIS NAME?
ROBBIE THE ROBOT.
I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE ROBBIE THE ROBOT.
GUESS I FINALLY GOT MY WISH.
***.
JESUS H. CHRIST. HEY!
I'LL BE DAMNED!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING, HUH?
GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!
THAT'S IT. RUN, YOU ***!
***.
Tagger: STOP TORTURING ANIMALS!
MURDERER!
ORTURER!
Geoffrey: NICE TOSS!
YOU MENTALLY
LATE AGAIN.
YEAH, SORRY.
F THE TIME.
WELL, WHAT U GOT?
SAMUELS HAS GIVE
FROM THE YOUNG GIRL WHO DIED IN SURGERY.
I MADE UP A FORMULATION BASED ON HUMAN MEMORY CELLS.
I'VE BEEN INJECTING ONE OF MY MONKEYS.
IS THE MONKEY RESPONDING?
HAS ITS LEARNING CURVE IMPROVED?
IS IT ANY SMARTER THAN IT WAS
BEFORE IT WAS INJECTED?
IT'S VERY DIFFICULT TO MEASURE.
SHE WAS PRETTY SMART TO BEGIN WITH.
HA HA!
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
THE WORM STUDIES
E
I'M NOT ANY ANIM
IT'S NOT COSTING ANYTHING.
IT'S COSTING TIME, GEOFFREY.
THIS PROGRAM HAS TO START SHOWING RESULTS.
THE PEOPLE WHO WRITE THE CHECKS
ARE GETTING NERVOUS.
I'VE SEEN YOU ON 3 DIFFERENT TALK SHOWS
DEFENDING THE SLAUGHTER OF ANIMALS FOR RESEARCH.
YOUR KNIFE WORK HAS THE ANTIVIVISECTIONISTS
READY TO FIREBOMB THE COLLEGE.
THAT'S WHAT'S MAKING
THE PEOPLE WHO WRITE THE CHECKS NERVOUS.
IT'S NOT BECAUSE OF ANYTHING I'M DOING.
OUR APPROACHES ARE QUITE DIFFERENT.
THAT'S TRUE.
UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU,
I HAPPEN TO BE
THE HEAD OF THIS DEPARTMENT.
WHY DON'T YOU JUST FIRE ME THEN, HUH?
I DON'T WANT TO FIRE YOU, GEOFFREY.
TO GET YOU
YOU CAN' CAN YOU?
THAT IF ANYBODY AROUND HERE IS GOING TO STRIKE GOLD,
IT'S GOING TO BE ME.
[SCREECHING]
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.
YOU'LL LIVE.
[HISSING]
MY *** IS ON THE LINE AROUND HERE, SIXER.
T.
PROVES OUT 50 DIFFERENT WAYS.
YOU.
YOU SHOULD BE PLAYING CHESS RIGHT NOW
WITH THE DOSAGE YOU'VE BEEN GETTING.
YOU'RE HALF-HUMAN, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.
[SCREECHING]
WHY DON'T YOU SHOW IT, HUH?
WHY DON'T YOU SHOW SOMETHING?
COME ON. UP.
MAYBE THESE OTHER GOONS ARE HOLDING YOU BACK, HUH?
MAYBE THAT'S IT.
MAYBE I GOT TO GET YOU
Woma
♪ THERE'LL BE ANOTHER SPRING ♪
3.
♪ I KNOW OUR HEARTS ♪
♪♪ WILL DANCE AGAIN ♪
NO. 4.
♪ SO WAIT FOR ME ♪
♪ TILL THEN ♪
5.
♪ AND NOW ♪
♪ THE BIRD IS ON THE WING ♪
7.
8!
♪ IN TIME YOU'LL LOVE ♪
♪ AND LAUGH WITH ME ♪
♪ JUST WAIT AND SEE ♪
6.
♪ I LOVE YOU ♪
[DING ***]
YO, ACE!
HEY, ACE, I'M GOING TO GRAB A BREW!
YOU WANT ONE?!
TOFRANIL, SAME DOSAGE?
NO. 4 TIMES A DAY FOR THE FIRST 2 DAYS,
TWICE A DAY AFTER THAT.
Nurse: R
?
NO PLANS.
I WAS GOING TO FLY HOME
INOIS
AN--
IF HE ES THIS AGAIN?
IT
ED
LOOK, I KNOW IT MIGHT BE DIFFICULT
FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND,
BUT I THINK YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY BE
AGGRAVATING THE SITUATION.
AGGRAVATING?
GO HOME, DOROTHY.
GO BACK TO ILLINOIS.
GO BACK TO YOUR BUSINESS.
YOU MAKE IT EASIER ON YOUR SELF
AND ON ALLAN.
HE'LL BE FINE.
CLINICAL DEPRESSION SYNDROME.
TOZOL
HIM
ALLAN MANN.
U
6 OUT OF 10 QUADRIPLEGICS
ATTEMPT SUICIDE AT SOME TIME OR ANOTHER.
AND ALL YOU DO IS
PUMP THEM FULL OF TOFRANIL, RIGHT?
HAVE YOU SEEN WISEMAN?
HE'S RIGHT OVER THERE.
P.A.: BUSINESS MANAGER TO CASHIER'S OFFICE.
GEOFFREY, WHAT-- WHAT IS IT?
ALLAN. HE TRIED TO KILL HIMSELF.
K
THEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
HE CAME TO PICK ME UP.
WELL
I'LL BE DAMNED.
HOW DID WE DIAGNOSE THIS ONE, WISEMAN?
CLINICAL *** SYNDROME?
CLINICAL RAT? CLINICAL SNAKE IN THE GRASS SYNDROME?
COME ON, GEOFFREY.
AND YOU.
YOU CLINICAL ***.
P.A.: DR. KING TO TRAUMA, STAT.
DR. KING TO TRAUMA, STAT.
OK, SCOOTER, COME ON NOW.
DRINK.
DRINK.
OK, PUT YOUR BABY TO BED.
NK.
ME.
OPEN.
CHANGE.
GOOD GIRL!
GOOD GIRL. CHANGE.
CHANGE. OPEN.
OPEN. GOOD GIRL. STRAW. GOOD GIRL!
GOOD GIRL!
[HORN HONKS]
HEY, COMPANY'S HERE.
COME ON. COME ON. LET'S GO.
CAGE. GOOD GIRL!
YEAH, GET
GET IN THE C YES, COME ON
YES!
YES, GOOD GIRL!
YES!
HI.
I'M MELANIE.
HI. GEOFFREY FISHER.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
WHAT A FABULOUS PLACE YOU HAVE HERE.
THANKS. I LOVE IT. I'M LUCKY TO HAVE IT.
YOU WANT TO COME IN OR STAY OUT HERE?
I'LL STAY OUT,
ALTHOUGH MY SYSTEM MAY GO INTO SHOCK.
ALL IT EVER GETS IS FLUORESCENT LIGHT.
[BOTH LAUGHING]
SO YOU TRAIN MONKEYS?
EXCLUSIVELY FOR QUADRIPLEGICS?
WELL, THERE'S NO TIME FOR ANYTHING ELSE,
THE PROGRAM'S GOTTEN SO POPULAR.
WELL, AS I TOLD YOU ON THE PHONE,
I HAVE A FRIEND WHO I THINK
WOULD BE JUST A TERRIFIC CANDIDATE
FOR THIS SORT OF THING.
THERE ARE A LOT OF CANDIDATES.
THAT'S THE PROBLEM.
ALL MY MONKEYS ARE ALREADY ASSIGNED HOMES.
WELL, HOW ABOUT IF I WERE TO DONATE A MONKEY,
ONE OF MINE FROM THE LAB AT THE COLLEGE?
IT HAS TO BE A FEMALE.
MALES ARE MUCH TOO UNSANITARY.
THEY GO AROUND PEEING ON EVERYTHING
TO MARK THEIR TERRITORY.
I KNOW, I'VE HAD MY FAIR SHARE OF DRENCHING.
IT'S ALL RIGHT. THIS ONE IS A FEMALE.
WELL, I SUPPOSE IF YOU'RE WILLING
TO SUPPLY THE ANIMAL,
IT COMES DOWN TO MY TIME.
OH. I CAN PAY YOU. I DON'T HAVE MUCH, BUT--
NO, NO. I DRAW A SALARY FROM A GRANT.
IT'S JUST SQUEEZING IT IN.
STARTING A MONKEY FROM SCRATCH
IS A LONG, INVOLVED PROCESS.
I TELL YOU, THIS MONKEY'S
PRETTY WELL-CONDITIONED.
SHE'S VERY BRIGHT.
SHE'S ALREADY BEEN THROUGH A WHOLE LOT
OF BEHAVIORAL TRAINING.
IT SOUNDS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE.
SHE'S NORMAL?
SHE HASN'T BEEN EXPOSED
TO ANYTHING WEIRD IN A LAB?
NO. SHE GETS A MED CHECK EVERY DAY.
SHE'S 100%
[DOORBELL RINGS]
[DING ***]
[DING ***]
HEY, ACE!
I SET YOU UP WITH A BLIND DATE.
I HOPE YOU DON'T THINK SHE'S TOO MUCH OF A GORILLA.
COME ON.
[SCREECHING]
Maryanne: MY GOD!
GET AWAY FROM THERE, YOU LITTLE--