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Dylan: Ok, right on. Uh, Jayze, your Hamachi thing is complete and utter gibberish!
Aaron: Anyway, now just launch Terraria.
Jayze: 5. ... What's the IP?
Aaron: Launch Terraria,
then type in S-C-A-R-1-E-T
Jayze: What's the server IP?
Aaron: THAT's what you're looking for. Jayze: No, for Terraria.
Dylan: It's in Hamachi, see, see Aaron's username?
Right there there's a bunch of numbers.
That's- that's, that's the uhh... IP.
Dylan: Real men grappling hook the floor.
Aaron: No,
Real men grappling hook the ceiling. Dylan: What does this look like Aaron? What does this look like I have?
Aaron: uuumm, it looks like you're sitting on a-
Dylan: Look at my hand.
Look at the hand.
Aaron: Umm, both of your hands are,
being held in front of your crotch,
while a very sharp looking object is placed between your legs.
Dylan: Yeah. On, uh,
On the topic of S&M!
Aaron: Oh MY.
Dylan: I'm just joking.
Dylan: Mr. Sweden did that- Aaron: You're troubled!
Dylan: Mr. Sweden did that with the ivy whip one time, where you can do it repeatedly,
so it constantly looks like the hand is moving! And I was like "Awww!"
Aaron: Awww!
Dylan: Not that it looks like anything
No way! I don't know what you're thinking about man, it's completely
innocent! I'm just- Aaron: You think real men grappling hook the floor?
Dylan: Dangit, you can't grappling hook tables!
Aaron: You can't? Jayze: FAIL.
Dylan: I wanna get up, get up, and get down!
Aaron: Yeeah! BETTER! Dylan: Ohh! You, have quite a
width there!
Jayze: That's what she said.
Dylan: Not length, but- Aaron: So you think real men grappling hook the floor?
Jayze: What's the server password? Dylan: REAL men grappling hook the door, then shoot
themselves out!
Aaron: You know what I have to say to that, Dylan? Dylan: What?
Jayze: What's the server password?
Dylan: Uhh, it's '***"
Litterally, that's what it is. Blame Aaron. Aaron: Nope, that is it.
Dylan: That's so much fun! I forgot how much fun that is! Aaron! Watch!
It's really fun when you place a door
like at the roof of the map and then launch yourself off of it!
Aaron: That, that does actually kind of sound like fun.
Dylan: And then you're just
falling through the sky! Aaron: Lemme- lemme try it!
Jayze: Aaron, why is your picture a picture of your eye?
Dylan: Luerah? Let's go get Jayze! Aaron: Got to admit, that was pretty clever with the Gravitation Potion.
and the door!
Jayze: My name means "riddled beast" if anyone was wondering. Dylan: Yeah, we had no idea.
No one cares though.
Aaron: You're supposed to go to the right, Jayze! And, and join the Blue Team!
Dylan: The Blue Team is- Aaron: Where did you get one of those?!
Dylan: Jayze, maybe you should close your door so we don't constantly hear planes!
Aaron: I don't think his door is open.
Dylan: Then why can we hear the planes so well?
Jayze: My window's open.
Dylan: Umm, yeah, we can VERY hear the planes. Aaron: Sup man? Dude, what do you-
what happened to your face?! Dylan: He's a Smurf! Kill it with FIYAH!!
Jayze: No! No no no no no, he's...
Agh! I know, I know, I know! Jayze: I'm a Night Elf- Dylan: Mohawk! Aaron: You're a Night Elf? Really? Jayze: Yeah.
Aaron: The color of your skin makes you look like the one teleporter dude.
Jayze: From what?
Dylan: JAYZE you should have had the MOHAWK! Then you could've been a NIGHT ELF MOHAWK! NIGHT ELF MOHAWK!
Jayze: Thank you. Aaron: No, umm...
Jayze: I didn't know you could get a mohawk.
Dylan: Yeah, it's one of the hairs! Aaron: Yeah, you can change your hairstyle. Oh Dylan, here's what my guy looks like.
Jayze: Why is he upside-down?
Aaron: That's my- that's because-
We, we took some drugs and now we can fly.
Dylan: Yeah. Jayze: Snaliad?
Aaron: Snaliad?
It seriously is Snaliad status! You push UP and the gravity goes up!
Dylan: I'm gonna give him one! I'm gonna give him-
a potion.
Hey man! I got some stuff for ya!
Aaron: I-hahah!
You can stop cutting trees, we have plenty of wood.
Dylan: He's like "My instincts are kicking in- you're supposed to drink it! Not throw it!
Aaron: Jayze is like "I don't do drugs."
Dylan: Throws it to the ground!
Aaron: I'm totally wearing a suit!
Jayze: Oh no! I dropped my sword!
Aaron: That's ok!
Aaron: Jayze- yup. Yup, that happens.
Aaron: Oh- oh no, my potion ran out!
Jayze: Jesus! Dylan: She sells seashells by the seaSHOOOOOOOORRRE!!!
Aaron: Jayze, don't touch the ground! Yeah, there's fall damage.
Dylan: Oh, and Jayze, get on the Blue Team for the last time, or I will shank you!
Aaron: You know how to do tha-Ok, good.
Dylan: All right. Aaron: All right, we're supposed to be going to the right, homies.
Dylan: Yeah. What the crap.
Jayze: Why are we going to the right? Aaron: Where my house is.
No, it's not made of gold.
Dylan: WINK
Jayze: Why did a bunnie's head just fly in front of me?!
Aaron: It probably got killed.
Dylan: Yeah, by slimes. They're vicious like that, they like ripping bunnie's heads o and, like... Peeing in them.
Aaron: Who looks cooler, me or Jayze? Dylan: Me.
Aaron: I have straight-up black hair.
Dylan: I look cooler.
Jayze: I have straight-up RED hair! Aaron: I have straight-up BLACK hair! And you can't make black!
Dylan: HACKS.
Aaron: No! Not hacks at all.
Dylan: It, it kind of is hacks.
Like if you want I can come in with a character whose skin is completely black!
Aaron: That is hacks! This is not hacks. Dylan: That's hacks.
Aaron: No, this isn't hacks! This is black right here!
Jayze: Yeah, Dylan! That's racist! Aaron: If you don't believe me, I'll show you later.
Dylan: You know what you are?
A bow.
You're a bow.
Aaron: I'm a bow?
Dylan: Yes.
You're an Iron Bow. Aaron: Ok.
Aaron: D@#&it! Where are you going-
Oh, that's the- the Demon Altar!
You probably don't want to mess with that!
Dylan: He's like "I wanna do dark magic."
Jayze: Why does the ground move? That's weird, I didn't know that.
Aaron: Ground isn't moving- where are you?!
Dylan: I don't think I gave him that drug...
Aaron: I-ahaahh! Jayze: The ground is MOVING!!
Aaron: JAYZE WHERE ARE YOU?! Dylan: Let's go get him! This is a rescue mission! Aaron: He went into the tunnel!
Dylan: I AM A DWARF AND I'M DIGGING A HOLE! DIGGY DIGGY HOLE! DIGGING TO JAYZE!
Jayze: WHY IS THE GROUND MOVIIIING?! Aaron: The ground isn't moving!
Jayze: When I move, the ground moves. Dylan: Diggy diggy diggy diggy.... Aaron: The background does not move! Oh, the flashy stuff over there?
Jayze: No, like, the background is MOVING. Aaron: No, the background is NOT moving! Dylan: I dug a hole to you Jayze!
Jayze: When you walk, the background moves!
Dylan: No, it doens't! Aaron: Not for me! Dylan: It's stationary!
Jayze: It's making me mad!
Dylan: What are you talking about?!
Jayze: Like, you see the wall with the rocks?
Dylan: Yeah. Jayze: It's moving. Dylan: NO IT'S NOT!
Aaron: Jaayyzze?
Jayze: Is the front moving?!? Becuase something is moving!!
Aaron: Jayze, I'm bouts to get this for you sinc you don't have a hammer yet!
I want you to use this!
Dylan: You only got one shot, do not miss your chance to blow, opportunity knocks once in a lifetime-
Aaron: I'M A GAY ***!! Dylan: We all know that.
Aaron: Crafting table!
Jayze, use the Life Chrystal!
Jayze: I had to be legit, so I made a hammer. Aaron: Oh, ok.
Aaron: Are you gonna... Are you gonna use the chrystal- oh yup! There you go! Ba-bam!
Jayze: If I fall down here...
will I die? Aaron: Nope!
Dylan: Will you? We don't know.
Aaron: Oh, you landed in- that's cobweb, in case you didn't know.
Jayze: (sarcastically) Thank you!
Dylan: Aaron, he's been to the end of the game, it was just in a prior version. Cobwebs have been in the game since
since the game launched. Aaron: Oh.
Dylan: In fact before the game launched in Beta there was cobweb.
And Alpha. Dangit!
Aaron: Let's go to my house already, jeez, how did we get down here? Dylan: BATTLE POTION Aaron: I have a Hellevator!
Dylan: I drank a Battle Potion.
Aaron: Oh gosh.
Dylan: Whatchoo know. Whatchoo know!
Aaron: How many Battle Potions do you have?
Dylan: Umm, 27.
Aaron: Can I have, like, 4?
Dylan: You can have exactly 4.
Dangit, Jayze got them. Aaron: You gave them to the wrong person.
Aaron: Jayze don't drink those.
Dylan: Drink MANY of them, Jayze! Aaron: DON'T DO IT.
Jayze: This the right way?
Aaron: No, we're gonna- it's this way!
Aaron: We'll get you a grappling hook.
Jayze: I can get a grappling hook.
Aaron: I have, like, three spare hooks. You just have to get the chains.