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Let me guess.
You’re here because a chick you met on plenty of fish gave you a rash.
No. But if you want to hear about plenty of fish...
Permit me to tell you a parable…
No thanks.
What’s your medical issue?
I think I did something to my back.
I was carrying some dude across the sand then I felt something Snap.
Why would a string bean like you attempt to carry anything?
It’s my thing.
But the worst part is, when I was done carrying the guy, He says I’m never there for him.
I only see one set of footprint, he says. Yeah, they’re mine, you dum-dum. At what
point in your life did you ever wear sandals? What a dummy.
Well, you sound like a darn good friend.
What’s your name and your insurance provider.
My name is Jesus Christ.
Also, I have no insurance.
So…see ya!