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Ha ha ha ha!
People! People!
[murmuring]
Who cares about this stupid election?
[murmuring stops]
We all know it doesn't matter
Who gets elected president at carver.
Do you really think it's gonna change anything around here,
Make one single person smarter or happier
Or nicer?
The only person it does matter to
Is the one who gets elected.
The same pathetic charade happens every year,
And everyone makes the same pathetic promises
Just so they could put it on their transcripts
To get into college.
So vote for me
Because I don't even wanna go to college,
And I don't care.
And as president, I won't do anything.
The only promise I will make is that, if elected,
I will immediately dismantle the student government
So that none of us will ever have to sit through
One of these stupid assemblies again!
[loud cheering]
Whoo!
Yeah!
Tammy! Tammy! Tammy! Tammy! Tammy! Tammy! Tammy! Tammy!
Tammy! Tammy!
Or don't vote for me! Who cares?!
Don't vote at all!
[cheering]