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*Cat Meow*
*Cat Meows*
EXTERMINATE !!!
Jimmy !!! What have I told you about not exterminating the neighbour's cats ?!
You must Obey! OBEY!
Sorry mummy, but he was looking at me funny.
That's no excuse to exterminate the poor little thing, now go to your room!
Mummy, can I watch Television?
No, now go to your room like I told you!
But mummy, I'm sorry I exterminated the neighbour's cat, I won't do it again.
But mummy, I'm sorry I exterminated the neighbour's cat, I won't do it again.
Ahhh, who could resist that little face of yours...
OK, you can watch TV until your daddy gets home while I make the dinner.
Yay!
TV announcer: 2000 years ago, Jesus dragged his own torched body and crucifix, several miles through Jeruselem...
...And he got a great workout!
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They're made from space-age polymer instead to avoid those nasty spliters that Jesus must have had.
But wait, there's more. Order now and we'll send you not one, but three cruici-sizers, so all the family can join in on the fun!
Feed your cat new "Kitty ***", your cat will love it, full of tasty meat-flavoured peices and packed with vitamins and iron.
Everything a healthy cat needs...
EXTERMINATE !!!!
Damn it !