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Stephen Harper
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Ladies and Gentlemen, The Prime Minister of Canada.
They say the planet's warming.
I'm convinced it's not.
Last Tuesday it was rather cool. Today not so hot.
And if it's getting hotter.
I'm sure it's not by much.
Or volcanoes or some such.
Probably due to sun spots
Or maybe it's the Chinese, they make more smoke than us.
I know there's many more of them so let them catch the bus.
One thing I am sure of, no need to make a fuss.
Fire up those smokey chimneys and sing!
Denial! I'm in Denial!
Don't talk to me of independent study or scientific trial.
I'm in Denial. Deep in Denial!!!!
And as the waters rise around me I'll just hold my breath and say it isn't so.
I know what I'm talking about. I really do.
It's just a lot os scientists who think they're in the know,
I call myself a sceptic, and I'm convinced it's so.
I'm skeptical of anything I just don't want to know.
Don't give me Tar Sands Action Group, Green Peace or Driftwood.
I want Joe Oliver who is really good,
Asserting it's much hotter 8 thousand years ago.
I know it killed the dinosaurs but they were rather slow.
But I know I know better. Let's sing!
Denial! I'm in Denial!
When I see those Eco Nazi's I raise my arm and shout Sieg Heil.
I'm in Denial! Deep in Denial!
And as the waters rise around me I'll just hold my breath and say it isn't so.
Those fires are not raging.
No floods deluge the land.
Those hurricanes and tornadoes are just flashes in the pan.
The animals, they're doing fine.
No species dying out.
And half the bloody planet isn't choking in drought.
The ice is not receding from either polar cap.
This round the world disaster is an evil greedy trap.
Go with Stephen Harper! It's just a load of crap!
Cuz everybody knows the world is flat.
Denial, I'm in Denial!
Don't talk to me of independent study, or scientific trial.
I'm in Denial, Deep in Denial!!!!!!
And as the waters rise around me I'll just hold my breath and say it isn't so.
Oh no, no, no!
And as the waters rise around me I'll just hold my breath and say it isn't so.
Oh No, Don't want to know!!!
And as the waters rise around me I'll just hold my breath and say .... glub, glub, glub glub!
And no conscience either.
Mail: The "Right Honourable" Stephen Harper PM of Canada Office of the Prime Minister 80 Wellington St Ottawa, ON Canada K1A 0A2
Tell him your thoughts. Email: pm@pm.gc.ca
Phone Number (613) 992-4211 Fax Number (613) 941-6900