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>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
GARFIELD AND FRIENDS.
>> WE'RE...
>> WE'RE...
>> READY...
>> READY...
>> TO...
>> TO...
>> PARTY!
>> WE'RE READY TO PARTY,
WE'RE READY!
>> I HOPE YOU BRING
LOT'S OF SPAGHETTI!
>> COME ON IN, COME TO
THE PLACE WHERE FUN NEVER ENDS!
COME ON IN, IT'S TIME TO PARTY
WITH GARFIELD AND FRIENDS!
>> DANCING!
>> FIESTA!
>> ROMANCING!
>> SIESTA!
>> SAMBA!
>> LA BAMBA!
>> AY CARUMBA!
>> DISGUISES!
>> DISGUISES!
>> SURPRISES!
>> SURPRISES!
>> AND PIES OF...
>> AND PIES OF ALL SIZES!
>> COME ON IN, COME TO THE PLACE
WHERE FUN NEVER ENDS.
COME ON IN, IT'S TIME TO PARTY
WITH GARFIELD AND FRIENDS!
COME ON IN, IT'S TIME TO PARTY
WITH GARFIELD AND FRIENDS!
GARFIELD AND FRIENDS!
>> IT DOESN'T START TILL
THE FAT LADY SCREAMS.
>> GOOD MORNING.
TODAY WE PRESENT A STORY
ABOUT MY FAVORITE SUBJECT,
CATS EATING.
MAY WE HAVE A LITTLE
STORYTELLING MUSIC, PLEASE?
[ MUSIC ]
>> HEY, WHAT DO YOU WANT
ON A CARTOON SHOW,
THE LONDON PHILHARMONIC?
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
>> THE ROYAL APPETITE.
ONCE UPON A MERRY TIME--
OH, BY THE WAY
THIS THING'S IN RHYME.
THERE WAS A KINGDOM BY THE SEA
AS HAPPY AS A TOWN COULD BE
THE PEOPLE SMILED ALL THE DAY
WITHIN THIS LAND
CALLED PORTLY BAY
FOR PORTLY BAY HAD EVERYTHING
INCLUDING QUITE A HEFTY KING
HIS HERALD WARNED
PLEASE, STAND ASIDE
FOR GOOD KING JONATHAN THE WIDE
THE PEOPLE CLEARED
THE SIDEWALK FAST
SO THAT THEIR KING
COULD WADDLE PAST
FOR JON THE WIDE
WAS IN HIS REIGN
A KING AS LARGE AS HIS DOMAIN
AND IN THIS TOWN
HE WAS IN CHARGE
A ROYAL FIGURE VERY LARGE.
A GOURMET AND ARISTOCRAT,
JUST TAKE MY WORD,
THIS GUY WAS FAT.
THE PEOPLE LOVED
THEIR CHIEF OF STATE
AND CHEERED EACH TIME
HE GAINED SOME WEIGHT
BECAUSE THIS TOWN'S ECONOMY
WAS BASED ON HIS OBESITY.
EACH YEAR A KING FROM FAR AWAY
WOULD BRING A GIFT
TO PORTLY BAY.
THIS GOLD I BRING
TO GIVE THIS TOWN
THE WEIGHT OF HE
WHO WEARS THE CROWN.
BUT JUST WHY THE PRESENTS
I DON'T KNOW,
SOME CUSTOM STARTED LONG AGO.
HIS WEIGHT IN GOLD
THEY BROUGHT IN TRUCKS.
WITH JON, THAT MEANT
A LOT OF BUCKS.
THE GOLD GAVE THEM
A CAUSE TO CHEER
IT PAID TO RUN
THE TOWN ALL YEAR.
AND EVERY YEAR THE FOLKS
WERE TOLD...
>> NO TAXES SINCE
WE HAVE THIS GOLD.
>> HIS WEIGHT MADE THEM
A KINGDOM RICH
BUT ONE MAN HAD A ROYAL ITCH.
THE DUCK OF BLURP
HAD MADE IT KNOWN:
>> MY EYES ARE ON
THE ROYAL THRONE
>> HE HAD A PLAN FOR PORTLY BAY.
>> WHEN I AM KING
THEN ALL WILL PAY
I'LL TAX THEIR JOBS,
I'LL TAX THEIR FUN,
TAX EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE.
I'LL TAX EACH TABLE,
LAMP AND CHAIR
THERE'LL BE A TAX
FOR BREATHING AIR.
AND TO BE SURE
THAT I'M NOT LAX,
I'LL CHARGE A TAX
ON PAYING TAX.
>> THE DUKE, YOU SEE,
WAS NOT TOO NICE.
HE SOUGHT A WITCH OUT
FOR ADVICE.
>> THE KING...
>> SHE SAID...
>> IS MUCH TOO FAT
SO GIVE TO HIM THIS PUSSYCAT.
>> THIS IS EXACTLY
WHAT HE NEEDS.
I'LL PAY YOU
WHEN THE PLAN SUCCEEDS.
>> HE THOUGHT HER SCHEME
WAS VERY GRAND
AND EXITED WITH CAT IN HAND.
AND AT THE PALACE GATE,
♪ WE'RE HERE ♪
♪ TO CLEAN YOUR PLACE ♪
>> HEY, THIS HOUSE
IS REALLY CLEAN.
I GOT SOME GREAT IDEAS.
WELL, TIME FOR MY 2:47
IN THE AFTERNOON SNACK.
KEEP IT UP, LADS.
THIS CAKE NEEDS SOMETHING.
MAYBE SOME PEANUT BUTTER.
OKAY, WHO TOOK MY CAKE?
IF YOU DID IT,
YOU'RE IN A LOT OF TROUBLE.
I'LL JUST HAVE TO MAKE MYSELF
A PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICH.
I NEED SOME MILK.
AAH! I DIDN'T SEE THAT.
THE REFRIGERATOR WASN'T EMPTY.
I'LL LOOK AGAIN,
AND ALL THE FOOD WILL BE THERE.
AAH!
BILLY, I'M GOING TO ASK THIS
CALMLY AND WITH QUIET RESTRAINT.
WHERE DID ALL THE FOOD GO?
>> I'M NOT BILLY BUDDY BEAR.
I'M BOBBY BUDDY BEAR.
BILLY BUDDY BEAR IS BUSY
BLEACHING BLUE BLOUSES
AND BLACK BLAZERS
IN THE BATHROOM.
>> AND SHE SELLS SEASHELLS
BY THE SEASHORE.
I WANT THE FOOD,
AND I WANT IT NOW!
>> THE FOOD WAS MESSING UP
YOUR NICE CLEAN PLACE,
SO WE GOT RID OF IT.
>> I AGREE WITH BOBBY BUDDY
BEAR.
THE REFRIGERATOR
IS SO MUCH CLEANER NOW.
>> AND I AGREE WITH BOTH
OF THEM, WHATEVER THEY SAID.
>> ENOUGH! I'M GOING TO GET
MY PEANUT BUTTER.
WHERE'S MY PEANUT BUTTER?
NO, NEVER MIND.
I'LL HAVE A COOKIE.
>> YOU'RE GETTING CRUMBS
ALL OVER.
>> HEY! GIVE ME THAT!
>> THESE COOKIES
ARE MUCH TOO MESSY.
HAVE TO GET RID OF THEM.
>> HEY! COME BACK HERE
WITH THOSE COOKIES!
>> HERE, YOU'LL MESS UP
THE PLACE WITH THESE COOKIES.
>> WHAT A COINCIDENCE RUNNING
INTO YOU DOWNTOWN, ODIE.
I HOPE GARFIELD HAS THE HOUSE
CLEANED UP BY NOW.
>> [ WOOF ]
>> YOU'RE FIRED!
GET OUT AND STAY OUT!
>> OKAY. GIVE US OUR PAY
AND WE'LL GO.
>> PAY?
>> WHY, I PAID YOU GUYS ALREADY.
>> YOU DIDN'T PAY US.
>> NO, WE HAVEN'T BEEN PAID.
>> I AGREE. NO BUCKS YET.
>> WHAT? YOU'RE DISAGREEING
WITH ME?
I THOUGHT YOU GUYS
NEVER DISAGREE.
>> NO, WE NEVER DISAGREE.
>> THEN YOU AGREE
I ALREADY PAID YOU.
IMAGINE, CLEANING A HOUSE
BUT GETTING RID
OF ALL THE FOOD IN IT.
>> GARFIELD, IS THE HOUSE ALL--
[ GASPS ] CLEAN?
>> [ GASPS ] HUH?
>> BUT IT WAS CLEAN.
THE BUDDY BEARS CLEANED IT,
BUT THEN BILLY BUDDY BEAR--
OR WAS IT BOBBY BUDDY BEAR--
TOOK THE COOKIE JAR AND--
OH, WHAT'S THE USE?
>> WE'LL FIND A NEW JOB, GUYS.
>> YES, WE WILL.
>> WE SURE WILL.
>> HI, GUYS.
NEED A TRAINEE BUDDY BEAR?
JON SAID SOMETHING
ABOUT NOT FEEDING ME
UNTIL CENTURY AFTER NEXT.
MAYBE I CAN TEACH YOU
TO BE DISAGREEABLE.
I'VE HAD A LOT OF EXPERIENCE.
>> WELCOME ABOARD.
>> I AGREE.
>> FINE BY ME.
♪ OH, WE ARE ♪
♪ THE BUDDY BEARS ♪
♪ WE'RE NEVER, EVER RUDE ♪
♪ WE'LL SING AND DANCE ♪
♪ AND LAUGH FOR YOU ♪
♪ WHEN YOU ARE IN THE MOOD ♪
♪ IF YOU WANT TO MAKE US LEAVE ♪
♪ THEN GIVE US LOTS OF FOOD ♪
♪ OH, WE ARE THE BUDDY BEARS ♪
♪ WE'RE NEVER, EVER RUDE ♪
>> TONIGHT'S MOVIE IS "ATTACK
OF THE WEIRDO MARTIAN ZOMBIES."
>> [ SQUAWKING ]
>> [ SQUAWKING ]
>> OH, THIS IS SCARY.
>> YEAH, TURN IT OFF, ORSON.
>> OH, VERY WELL.
GUYS, IT WAS ONLY A MOVIE.
>> IMAGINE, TURNING US OFF
IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR BIG SCENE.
>> I WAS JUST STARTING
TO GET INTO IT.
>> I DIDN'T EVEN GET ON.
>> AH, WHAT A DAY, WHAT A DAY,
WHAT A DAY.
>> WE COULD RUN A RACE.
>> NO, IT'S TOO HOT.
>> WE COULD GET SOME ICE
AND MAKE ICE CREAM.
>> TOO COLD.
>> THEN LET'S HAVE LUNCH.
>> IT'S, LIKE, TOO EARLY, MAN.
>> BREAKFAST?
>> TOO LATE.
>> WE BETTER THINK OF SOMETHING
TO DO, 'CAUSE THIS EPISODE
IS GOING NOWHERE FAST.
>> YOU GUYS OUGHT TO BE
ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES.
>> AND WHEN AM I NOT?
>> THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEAN.
LYING AROUND ALL DAY LIKE THIS.
THERE ARE CROPS TO BE HARVESTED.
>> LANOLIN, WILL YOU GET ME
A DRINK OF WATER?
>> GET YOU A DRINK OF WATER?
>> UH-HUH.
>> THAT'S THE LAZIEST REQUEST
IN THE WORLD.
>> NOT SO.
THERE ARE LAZIER REQUESTS.
>> IF YOU CAN NAME ME ONE
REQUEST THAT'S LAZIER, ROOSTER,
I'LL GIVE YOU A DOLLAR.
>> JUST SLIP THE DOLLAR
IN MY POCKET.
>> I MEAN, LIKE, CHILL DOWN,
SISAROO.
DON'T BE SO DISAGREEABLE.
>> I AM NOT DISAGREEABLE.
>> YES, YOU ARE. YOU DISAGREE
WITH ME ALL THE TIME.
>> I HAVE NEVER DISAGREED
WITH YOU.
>> GET COMFY.
THIS COULD TAKE A WHILE.
>> YEAH, YOU JUST DISAGREED
WITH ME.
>> I DID NOT.
I HAVE NEVER ONCE
DISAGREED WITH YOU,
AND EVERY TIME YOU THOUGHT
I DID, YOU WERE WRONG.
>> UH, CAN SOMEONE, LIKE,
TRANSLATE THAT INTO ENGLISH
FOR ME?
>> GUYS, I'VE GOT A TERRIFIC
IDEA FOR SOMETHING
WE CAN ALL DO.
>> OH, I HOPE THIS IS BETTER
THAN HIS COME-AS-YOUR-
ARITHMETIC-ASSIGNMENT PARTY.
>> OH, THAT WAS FUN.
I DRESSED UP
AS A LONG DIVISION PROBLEM.
>> I JUST CAME ACROSS THIS BOOK
OF PLAYS BY WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE.
>> WILLIAM WHO?
>> SHAKES WHAT?
>> WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE.
HE'S THE GREATEST PLAYWRIGHT
WHO EVER LIVED.
SHAKESPEARE LIVED
IN 16th CENTURY ENGLAND,
AND HE WROTE TRAGEDIES,
ROMANCES, COMEDIES.
>> DOING A PLAY SOUNDS FAR OUT,
MAN, BUT, LIKE, ARE WE MINUS
SOMETHING IMPORTANT,
LIKE A STAGE?
>> OH, ALL THE WORLD'S A STAGE.
>> THAT'S DEEP, ORSON.
>> YOU SEE, YOU JUST HAVE
TO USE YOUR IMAGINATION.
THE BARN COULD BE OUR STAGE.
THE DOORS COULD BE OUR CURTAINS.
>> HEY, DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE?
>> I SEE WHAT I'M SEEING, BUT I
CAN'T BE SEEING WHAT I SEE
I'M SEEING, SEE?
>> AND WE CAN IMAGINE THAT
WE ALL HAVE FANCY COSTUMES.
>> HEY, NEAT!
>> CAN I SEE SOMETHING
IN A LIGHT TWEED JACKET?
>> THEATER IS ALL ABOUT USING
YOUR IMAGINATION, SO LET'S JUST
USE OUR IMAGINATIONS.
IS SOMETHING WRONG, BO?
>> I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
I, LIKE, NEVER GOT THE POINT
OF ALL THIS PLAY ACTING STUFF.
>> OH, IT'S REAL SIMPLE.
ART IMITATES LIFE,
AND THEN LIFE IMITATES ART.
A PLAY CAN GIVE YOU
A NEW LOOK AT THE WORLD
YOU LIVE IN.
>> OH, RIGHT. I COULD USE
A NEW LOOK AT IT.
THE OLD LOOK JUST SHOWS ME
MY SISTER DISAGREEING
WITH ME ALL THE TIME.
>> HMM, WE COULD DO
"THE TAMING OF THE SHREW,"
BUT WE'D NEED SOMEONE
TO PLAY THE SHREW.
>> WHAT'S A SHREW?
>> IT'S THIS GIRL WITH A LOUD
VOICE WHO SHOUTS AT EVERYBODY
ALL THE TIME AND THROWS THINGS
WHEN SHE GETS MAD.
>> GEE, I WONDER WHO WE COULD
IMAGINE UP TO FILL THAT ROLE?
WE'LL PRETEND LANOLIN
IS OUR STAR.
>> IS THAT THE REAL LANOLIN
OR THE IMAGINARY LANOLIN?
>> SHE'S NOT YELLING.
MUST BE THE IMAGINARY LANOLIN.
>> OKAY, EVERYBODY.
LET THE PLAY BEGIN.
>> TO BE OR NOT TO BE.
THAT IS THE QUESTION.
WHETHER THE ANSWER BE ON
THE CRIB SHEET OF OUR EXISTENCE
OR IN THE PALM OF MY HAND
WHEREIN IS WRIT THE TEXTBOOK.
>> PSST, HEY, WADE.
YOU GOT THE WRONG PLAY, MAN.
>> 'TIS NOT FOR A DUCK TO SEE.
WRONG PLAY?
OH, DEAR. THIS MUST BE
EVERY ACTOR'S NIGHTMARE. OOH.
>> WAS EVER A FATHER
LESS GRIEVED THAN I?
BUT HALT, WHO COMES HERE?
>> A GREAT DESIRE HAD I TO SEE
FAIR PAJUA., PLEASANT GARDEN OF
GREAT ITALY, THAT I LEFT BEHIND
MY PIZZA WITH PEPPERONI
AND OLIVES.
>> YOU LEFT PIZZA?
I SEE YOU ARE A MUSICIAN
AND A SCHOLAR.
I AM LOOKING FOR A TUTOR
FOR MY DAUGHTER LANOLINA.
SUCH A PERSON
WHO LEAVES A PEPPERONI PIZZA
WITH OLIVES HAS MANY VIRTUES.
COME THEN AND MEET HER.
I PRESENT MY DAUGHTER LANOLINA.
>> WHOA!
>> FIRE HE WHO BUILD-ETH
THOSE STAIRS!
THEY BE DEFECTIVE, I SAY!
>> MY DAUGHTER, I PRESENT
UNTO YOU LUCENTIO.
HE SHALL TEACH YOU.
>> FRIENDS, ROMIANS,
COUNTRYMEN, LEND ME YOUR SHEARS.
I COME TO BURY
THE GLADIOLA BULBS,
NOT TO PLANT LETTUCE.
OH, JUSTIN, THOU ART LACKING
IF PLANTING ME ONE ONION,
THEY BROUGHT OUT THE RUTABAGAS
BY THEIR TENDER PITS.
>> HEY, WRONG PLAY, MY LIEGE.
>> WRONG PLAY AGAIN?
>> RIGHT, WRONG PLAY AGAIN, MAN.
>> DOUBLE NIGHTMARE.
>> WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE,
MINSTREL?
>> I SEEK TO TEACH YOU
A LESSON, LANOLINA.
>> WHAT? YOU SEEK TO TEACH ME?
>> STILL YOUR TEMPER, LANOLINA.
I--LANOLINA, STOP!
I BESEECH YOU.
STILL YOUR TEMPER, M'LADY,
BEFORE OUR LAND SUFFERS A SEVERE
POTTERY SHORTAGE BECAUSE OF YOU.
I LIKE YOU AS YOU ARE,
LANOLINA, HEED YOUR MIND,
BUT THERE IS NO NEED
TO THROW THINGS.
>> YOU LIKE ME?
>> OUR COSTUMES ARE GONE.
>> WE ARE BUT WOOL AND FEATHERS.
>> THAT'S THE REAL LANOLIN.
>> LANOLIN'S REALITY
INTERRUPTED ORSON'S FANTASY.
>> WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?
>> WE WERE JUST IMAGINING
A PLAY.
>> A PLAY? WHAT A WASTE OF TIME
THAT IS!
>> NOT IF YOU LEARN SOMETHING
FROM IT, MAN.
>> WHAT DO YOU WANT?
>> I JUST WANTED TO SAY, SIS,
LIKE, WE ALL REALLY LIKE YOU.
>> YOU LIKE ME?
GEE, I GUESS I SHOULD BE NICER
TO YOU GUYS FROM NOW ON.
OKAY. I WILL BE.
>> ALAS, POOR SHELDON.
I KNEW HIM, HORATIO,
A FELLOW OF INFINITE EGGHOOD
OF MOST EXCELLENT CHOLESTEROL.
WHERE BE YOUR JIBES NOW,
YOUR GAMBLES, YOUR CLEAN SOCKS?
HOW HONORABLE BE THIS DUCK
WHO CRINGES
FROM SEEING HIS OWN SHADOW
AND ANYTHING LARGER
THAN A GNAT?
>> THE FOLLOWING PROGRAM
IS BEING MADE POSSIBLE
FROM A GRANT FROM LUIGI'S
DRIVE-THROUGH LASAGNA.
WELCOME TO THE GREAT DEBATE.
TONIGHT'S TOPIC: WHY ARE CATS
BETTER THAN DOGS?
HERE TO ADDRESS THIS TOPIC,
GARFIELD CAT.
>> [ CLEARS THROAT ]
WHY ARE CATS BETTER THAN DOGS?
THEY JUST ARE, THAT'S ALL.
THANK YOU.
ALL RIGHT, I'LL ELABORATE.
WHY CATS ARE BETTER THAN DOGS.
TO DEMONSTRATE,
I'LL NEED A DOG.
>> TA-DA.
>> OH, THIS IS TOO EASY.
I'LL START BY POINTING OUT
THIS CRITTER'S BASIC FLAWS.
>> HUH?
>> I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE
TO START.
I'LL ALSO NEED A CAT
FOR THIS DEMONSTRATION.
>> HI, GARFIELD!
YES, IT'S ME, NERMAL,
THE WORLD'S--
>> THE WORLD'S CUTEST KITTY CAT.
>> FACE FACTS, GARFIELD.
I'M JUST THE CUTEST THING
ON FOUR LEGS.
>> WRONG, LASAGNA SERVED
ON A DINING TABLE IS THE CUTEST
THING ON FOUR LEGS.
NERMAL, THIS DEMONSTRATION
CALLS FOR THE ULTIMATE CAT,
A CAT WHO HAS GRACE AND BEAUTY,
SPEED, AGILITY, AND ABOVE ALL,
A CUNNING FELINE INTELLECT.
SO I'LL HAVE TO DO IT MYSELF.
ALL RIGHT. WHY CATS ARE BETTER
THAN DOGS.
LET US TAKE OUR FIRST EXAMPLE:
ASKING FOR FOOD.
>> AH, MY PIE IS ALL DONE.
>> HERE'S HOW A DOG
ASKS FOR FOOD.
>> [ BARKS ]
[ WHINES ]
>> ALL RIGHT ALREADY.
YOU CAN HAVE SOME PIE.
>> EFFECTIVE BUT ANNOYING.
LET ME SHOW YOU
HOW A CAT DOES IT.
>> AH, MY PIE IS ALL DONE.
>> SEE?
>> MUCH MORE DIGNIFIED,
AND IT DOESN'T GET DOG SLOBBER
ALL OVER.
LET'S COMPARE MORE DOG
AND CAT ACTIVITIES.
HERE'S HOW DOGS EXERCISE.
HERE'S HOW CATS EXERCISE.
HERE'S HOW DOGS CHASE THE BALL.
HERE'S HOW CATS CHASE THE BALL.
HERE'S HOW DOGS
GO TO THE STORE.
HERE'S HOW CATS
GO TO THE STORE.
CATS ARE EXTREMELY--
>> PLEASE, GARFIELD?
I'LL SHOW YOU
HOW CUTE I CAN BE.
♪ LA LA LA LA LA ♪
>> I HOPE NONE OF YOU
ARE WATCHING THIS WHILE EATING.
>> GARFIELD, NO! STOP!
GARFIELD, I WON'T BE CUTE
IN HERE!
GARFIELD! YOU PROMISED TO STOP
DOING THIS LAST SEASON!
GARFIELD!
>> OUR NEXT EXAMPLE IS FETCHING
THE PAPER. OBSERVE.
>> [ HUMMING ]
>> NOTE THE USE OF DOGGIE MOUTH.
HIGHLY UNSANITARY.
LOOK AT THIS, TEETH MARKS
ON THE SPORTS SECTION,
PAW PRINTS ON THE WANT ADS,
THEN WORST OF ALL,
DOGGIE DROOL ON THE FUNNIES.
BY THE WAY, DOGGIE DROOL
ON A COMIC STRIP
IS A FELONY IN SOME COUNTRIES,
ESPECIALLY ON A CERTAIN STRIP
WHICH SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS.
HERE'S HOW A CAT HANDLES
FETCHING THE MORNING PAPER.
[ BELL RINGS ] PAPER CAT!
OKAY. YOU OWE ME FOR TWO MONTHS,
DAILY AND SUNDAY.
I ACCEPT CASH, CHECK,
OR BLUEBERRY WAFFLES.
I CAN'T SHOW YOU ALL THE WAYS
CATS ARE BETTER THAN DOGS, BUT--
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
EXCUSE ME ONE MOMENT.
BOY, TRY AND EDUCATE PEOPLE,
AND YOU GET INTERRUPTED
OVER AND OVER.
>> WE'VE BEEN WATCHING
YOUR SHOW, AND WE DON'T LIKE
WHAT WE HEAR.
>> [ ALL TALKING ]
>> IF WE HEAR ANY MORE INSULTS
ABOUT DOGS, YOU'RE IN
A GREAT DEAL OF TROUBLE.
>> WHO, ME?
LIBEL MAN'S BEST FRIEND?
HA! YOU JEST.
>> WHEW!
>> I WOULD NEVER SAY AN UNKIND
WORD ABOUT YOU FINE CANINES.
>> YOU BEST NOT.
>> IF I CONTINUE TELLING
THE TRUTH, THOSE DOGS WILL MAKE
KITTY KIBBLE OUT OF ME.
DUE TO CIRCUMSTANCES
BEYOND MY CONTROL
AND WITH BIG TEETH,
I WILL BE UNABLE TO CON--
>> GARFIELD, THIS IS UNFAIR.
I'M A CAT
AND A VERY CUTE ONE AT THAT.
>> I DEMAND
THAT YOU LET ME EXPLAIN
HOW WONDERFUL KITTIES ARE.
>> HEY, THIS COULD WORK OUT
AFTER ALL.