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Peter, Peter, the VIP of Prestons Publishing, what do you have for me today?
Another award-winning best seller, another multimillion dollar kicker for
Preston's?
Yes i think so. Alright, lay it on me. Well, it's a sci-fi, it's a what-if.
Okay, good.
Imagine a world
Without avocados. Alright, and?
And how would you survive? How would people react?
in a world without avocados?
Well I don't know how i'd survive. I love avocados.
Look Peter.
i don't think this is something we're really looking for. What about a world without tomatoes? No.
Potatoes? No
Yeah, not as original as the avocado scenario.
What about no avocados and no tomatoes! Like a double feature it starts off
There are no avocados, you think that's pretty bad
But wait, it gets worse
There are no tomatoes too. Look Peter
Just drop the avocados, drop the tomatoes, no fruit and veg.
Do you have anything else? Yes, uh.
Okay we start with a hero, he gets the abducted by aliens. Good He fights for
his life. Ok He's taking to their home planet. Fantastic! But he discovers that the planet
has a deadly secret. Please don't say no avocados. No!
Too many avocados! Avocados are everywhere! It's raining avocado! It's an avocado
monsoon! You can't walk down the street unless you're accosted by one! Avocados are
everywhere! Everywhere! Avocados everywhere!
Read the manuscript.
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