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GET OUT! OUT OF THE WAY!
GET OUT OF THE WAY!
Go.
*wheee*
... Oh my god!
...
... You're so fat....
He's- No, look at me!
Look- LOOK!
...LOOK AT ME!
You're-
You're so fat! You need to do something- No!
You need to do something a-
...about it!
Move on, James...
Aww...
Oh there he is-
OH OUI... OH OUI!
OH OUI! OH OUI... OUI! OUHH...
OUI... OUH... OUI!
...What...
You sound like a retarded walrus!
BUCKET!
I FOUND MY BUCKET!
Let's move on... That never happened.
Oh god... His Pokémon rule, apparently.
Oh! OH-
...WHAT AM I DOING
OHHHH
WHHHAT AM I DOING
Umm... Oh god, um... Psybacon can take this, I think.
Nidorino, yes! Psybeam!
No, just keep him out.
Whoopsie!
...aaand dead.
Right we need to go back and heal, now.
*burp*
...And that's how you burp-
*BELCH*
... Would you please stop?
No!
...Oh!
O.O
We needed a Fire Pokémon!
Lovely! Um... Switch.
... He's a bit weak.
Ok, um, let's see...
What're we doing...
Um, Tittums... Regardless of the fact that she's weak to him...
And... Lick him. In hopes that we paralyze him.
... Just stop it, just- Just lick him. Just- Hurry up and lick him!
(lol)
*myyum*
...
... Switch.
Umm... Psybacon. He's the only one who can withstand him...
*Magnitude 9*
... THAT was close.
Do anything?
Err no- Err... Psywave.
Yeah?
Yeah.
*Psywave*
*dead*
...
... Thanks.
... You're welcome. C:
...
*awkward silence*
...
... GOD DAMNIT!!
... Oh.
Hey lil' sis!
... Hey.
... Is he blind?
...
You can't do ***, brah!
You can't do ***!
*whee- Oh... Thought he was gonna turn...!
"My Bug Pokémon"- ... He actually has a Bug Pokémon!
...aaand DEAD!
Christiano!
Not big surprise.
Didn't we already fight a Christiano?
Yes!
What?!
UHHHH- Aww...
Wow...
PEEKOOO!
Now go in...
... PEEKOOO!
There's an item up there, aswell.
Yeah. ... Ahh, Rusturf...
Juuust a second.
Wh- Uhhhhhhhhhhh...
GROUDON!
...
:O
... Tackle! He can't kill him, he's too weak.
Sure?
Yes.
What if we die?
... Doesn't matter.
...
:O
His "Rage" is building...
We have... 12!
Great Ball.
Yeah?
Yep.
Sure?
Mmmhmm.
...
Arrrghh...
Keep spamming?
Yep...
YES!!!
Ahhh... :3
...
Can I name him?
He bites your *** off.
What's good for a Feraligatr...
... Soup. :B
I eat soup!!
Cuz y'know... It's a crocodile. And it fits in perfectly!
...Wh... So what if he's a crocodile?!
Crocodiles like soup!
... Do they?!
Yeah!
Wow!
How did you not know that?!
I learn something new everyday!
I EAT SOOOUP!!!
Oh, nice team addition!
Fight?
Yep!
FIGHT!
...
I never understood that phrase...
Who says keelhaul...
Wouldn't it be really annoying if the Key Items were randomized?
Ohhh god...
So you like, get a Master Ball instead and you can't go forwards in the game...
I don't caaare!!!
About your president!!!
It's a letter.
Ohh look, a letter!
Ah can stick this up mah butt! :D (Thank you, PewDiePie.)
Stick it rrrright up your ***.
ello- OHH GOD.
... O.O OH GOD
WHAT IS THIS
It's the Rise of The Planet of The... Um...
Things!
... Really?
OH GOD!! I thought that was a woman!
RUN!!
School Kid Jimmy!!
Wee Jimmeh!
... Oh god!!
Oh god no! Oh god!
Just kill it, quick!
What do I do?
Powder Snow.
Deforestatiooon in woooork, I'm hiding.
... I'm bored.
*zoom*
... No!- ... OHHHHHHHHHH...
The trees!
That was close!
No that's skills.
PEEEKOO!!!
... We're not a lass... We're a lad.
Wh-what?! Oh god!!
... WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OHHH I'M GONNA BE SICK!!!
... Welp!
That's how travel SHOULD be!
Y'get on a boat and you experience about 7000 Gs.
You need to be an astronaut!
You need to go through astronaut training in order to take a boat!
That's how I want the world to be!
...I forgot to do the THING
What thing?
Switch out to-
Doesn't matter, just kill him.
*dead*
Not big surprise.
Where're you goin'?
I don't know!! TELL ME!!
I NEED DIRECTIONS!!
LEFT! That guy.
... Wow! Yeah, that guy!
Ohh! It's a Lapras! Holy crap!
How do I *** Lapras?
Err, just take Psybacon and just... Bacon him.
Bacon him to death!
... Ah, much difficulty.
... AH!!!
O.O
Pokémon... Pokémon... OHHH NO
Magikarp can finish him.
... Selfdestruct...
Tackle, James!!
That's not how you walk...
HEEEELP
... Anyway, what am I doing...
Up there...
There's a thing.
Right where you're standing.
Oh.
... How do you remember all this?
Sea's a bit choppy today.
Might go fishin'.
To the Gym! AWAAAYYYYYYY...
...
... Hi! :3
Hayulp!
... No... There we go.
*frozen*
HA! HAHA!
Made a Pelipper-popsicle!
I SCOFF in your general direction!
i scare ;-;
Right.
... Ha! I trick! Left.
For god's sake...
I know this Gym off by heart, aswell.
Yeah yeah...
Er, down. ... Up.
*sigh* "I know this Gym off by heart, aswell!" -_-
I'm taking you through all the wrong directions so that y- No that's the way to the Gym leader...
*sleep*
... Well!
...
Oh wake up!
Stupid pig!
Oh ffs...
Oh! OH!
OH... OH... OH...
jams
OHHYHHYH-
JAMES!!
Umm... Err...
Errr... Magikarp?
Willy needs some training but we can't really use Willy or Magikarp, just get Psybacon again.
MagiPsybacon...
Yes!
No!
AHM BRAWLEH
I'm Dewford's! Brawly Gym... Brawly...
Leader Max!
WTF!
What was the first-
...
Oh!
Okay!
EUYEHHHHHHH
... HAH-wat
... Oh for god's sake!
He's frozen again!!
HE KEEPS HEALING ><
OHHH GOD COME ON JUST DIE
There we go!
Lapras. Bloody hell.
Psybeam?
Mmmhmm.
Psybeam-Psybacon?
*Sing, asleep*
Oh god...
OH FOR GOD'S SAKE...
EVERY time!!
Hah! Hah-Oh FOR... *asleep again*
GOD'S SAKE!!!!!!
Chesto again...
Erhhhhhhh nom... *Chesto Berry*
There we go...
Yes yes yes I'm amazing, thank you very much... Thank you.
To the cave! AWAAAYYYYYYYY
We need someone who can use Flash...
Oh! Ohh... OHH...
OOOOOHHHHHHOHHHHHOHOHOHHHHHHHHHH
...
Okay! That was-
CHARMY!!! CHARMY...
Um, what do I do, I can't use-
*****
Yeah, stop-
*****
... Calm down!
*****
Calm down!!
***** ...
S-Scratch...
You sound like a Bieber fan...
... *** you!
... EH
EH
EHLLEH
HEHHLH
UUHLH
... WE NEED THIS CHARIZARD...
We have 21 Pokéballs-
WE NEED HIMMMM...
Gonna have to switch him out soon...
*panicking*
I don't think we're gonna catch him with Pokéballs!
Already it was a bit risky with a Totodile.
J-j-just do it.
DO IT
Ohhhh...
Heal him first...
One more... Just to raise the pressure a bit! ;)
...
AAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHHH!!!!!
... Man, I'm good!
... WE GOT A CHARIZARD...
... Shut up and just name him... We need SUSAN...
Uhh save save save save save save save save save-
Yeah yeah yeah...
*save*
Save.
... After all that!
*save again*
Save.
*jizzing again*
Calm down... It's just a Pokémon...
*jizzing even more*
Jesus Christ...
Crap moves.
Nope, crap, throw him in the bin.
Noooooooo...
Well... Okay! We have a pretty good team!
HAHAHHHH!!
Got Water, Fire, Ice, Psychic, Bug...
This has come off to a great start!
... And a Magikarp!
Okay, well! Leave it there for now?
WHEEEEE!!
We gotta explore the Granite Cave next time.
... Sea's a bit choppy today.
Might go fishin'!
... Maybeh.