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-Woohoo!
WIL WHEATON: Hello, internet.
There is no new "TableTop" this week, but there is a gag
reel from last week's episode, "Smash Up," that I hope you
will enjoy.
Thank you for watching, and until next
time, play more games.
"Smash Up" is a deck building game
designed by Paul Peterson.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
WIL WHEATON: My zombie dinosaurs are now ready to eat
your brains, and whatever zombies [BLEEP].
Dinosaur joke's funny.
Right?
It's funny, right?
-Yeah, it's funny.
WIL WHEATON: Kind of funny?
-No, it's funny.
WIL WHEATON: OK.
There's nothing worse than announcing that something's
funny when it's actually when everyone's like, that's--
-No, really, Wil, it's funny.
WIL WHEATON: --no, no, really, Dane Cook, it's
not funny at all.
My zombie dinosaurs are now ready to eat your brains, and
small swamp based plants.
Something something
something "Smash Up." [LAUGHTER]
WIL WHEATON: If you guys think you're threatened by me in any
way, means that you don't watch my show.
JEN TIMMS: I'm just gonna pop my Scout out here.
CARA SANTA MARIA: It's so dirty.
JEN TIMMS: Pop my Scout out?
CARA SANTA MARIA: I don't know, it sounds dirty to me.
WIL WHEATON: It's funny because it didn't sound dirty
to me until you pointed out that it could be dirty.
RICH SOMMER: Now you said it.
CARA SANTA MARIA: Pop my Scout out.
JEN TIMMS: I said pop my Scout out.
In the tar pits.
WIL WHEATON: It's another one of those shows we won't be
airing in schools.
[LAUGHTER]
CARA SANTA MARIA: Because you're
barely holding on, anyway.
JEN TIMMS: I'm going to--
WIL WHEATON: (WHISPERING) She's talking about you.
[LAUGHTER]
JEN TIMMS: OK, all right, I have another idea.
BOYAN RADAKOVICH: Hold on one sec, guys.
JEN TIMMS: Uh-huh?
WIL WHEATON: What the [BLEEP]
are you doing?
Get back in the booth.
They need you in the booth.
Go on.
No!
Don't you need Boyan in the booth?
You need Boyan for something in the booth, right?
Yeah, you need Boyan in the booth.
Go to the booth, Boyan.
JEN TIMMS: He confirmed my suspicions that--
can I have a--
WIL WHEATON: What the [BLEEP]
was that?
Like, I need, like I need help not winning
on "TableTop?" [LAUGHTER]
WIL WHEATON: Remember when I was one card away from
actually winning a game on my show?
CARA SANTA MARIA: Uh-huh?
WIL WHEATON: Remember when that was happening?
RICH SOMMER: Did that change?
WIL WHEATON: I remember that, too.
CARA SANTA MARIA: Aw, yes.
WIL WHEATON: That was a great time.
God, that was such a great time.
RICH SOMMER: OK, I got smashed up.
JEN TIMMS: I think we all got smashed up.
RICH SOMMER: Right?
JEN TIMMS: I think my brain got smashed up.
RICH SOMMER: I think Wil's--
CARA SANTA MARIA: Poor Wil.
RICH SOMMER: Wil's really sad.
CARA SANTA MARIA: [LAUGHS]
JEN TIMMS: He's pacing.
RICH SOMMER: He's pacing over there.
Is he crying?
WIL WHEATON: So [BLEEP]ing close.
One [BLEEP]ing card.
One [BLEEP]ing card.
RICH SOMMER: He's certainly muttering.
Absolutely muttering to himself quietly over there.
CARA SANTA MARIA: Oh, no.
RICH SOMMER: Uh-oh.
WIL WHEATON: One card.
I'm one card.
Just one card.
JEN TIMMS: Just one-- just one card.
WIL WHEATON: One card.
One card.
JEN TIMMS: One card.
WIL WHEATON: One [BLEEP]ing card.
One card.
You've reduced me to muttering and pacing.
[LAUGHTER]
WIL WHEATON: One card.
One card.
[BLEEP]
dammit.
JEN TIMMS: Oh, that was so well done.
That was such a great play.
CARA SANTA MARIA: I could see it.
WIL WHEATON: [BLEEP].
CARA SANTA MARIA: And then I was like, he has a whole turn
before, because even right then I could have won.
WIL WHEATON: I was so close!
JEN TIMMS: He's still going.
CARA SANTA MARIA: And he had a whole turn, but then it all--
WIL WHEATON: I never win, Jesse.
I never win on "TableTop."
RICH SOMMER: That was well played.
WIL WHEATON: I never win.