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ALDEN: Get famous.
We wrote the crap out of that script.
JUSTIN: You know who we need, though?
Felicia Day.
ALDEN: Streamy Awards begin in five hours.
Road trip!
JUSTIN: Yeah.
George Washington is siphoning our gas.
ALDEN: What?
You come back here!
JUSTIN: What's with that president?
ALDEN: What does he need with gas, anyway?
JUSTIN: I could understand if he took a horse.
ALDEN: How are we gonna get to the Streamies now?
JUSTIN: Why do we have to keep saying Trident
Layers every so often?
ALDEN: So many unanswered questions.
JUSTIN: It's over.
It's done.
We're done.
We're never gonna get--
ALDEN: Wait.
I have an idea.
What if--
no, that would never work.
JUSTIN: What?
ALDEN: I saw this movie one time--
JUSTIN: Alden.
You had me at I saw.
Let's do it, whatever it is.
That was maybe the dumbest idea that we've ever done.
ALDEN: It's working.
It's working!
We're doing it!
JUSTIN: We're flying!
ALDEN: It worked!
JUSTIN: All movies are true!
ALDEN: All right!
JUSTIN: We are kings of the world!
ALDEN: Huzzah!
JUSTIN: Oh, man.
Amazing.
ALDEN: Those people look like ants.
They're so far below.
Oh, excuse me, sir.
Sir.
Could you tell me which direction the Streamies are?
MALE SPEAKER: They're about 20 yards that way.
ALDEN: 20 yards?
JUSTIN: That's great.
We're very close.
ALDEN: That's, like, right there.
JUSTIN: We should just walk it.
ALDEN: Oh, yeah, we should walk.
JUSTIN: Let's just get out and walk.
ALDEN: You know.
JUSTIN: We should.
Yeah, totally.
MALE SPEAKER: Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I need to see your credentials.
JUSTIN: Uh.
We're--
we're with the press.
ALDEN: Yeah.
MALE SPEAKER: Which press?
ALDEN: All--
all of it, basically.
JUSTIN: Yeah.
General, um.
ZADI DIAZ: Hey guys, I'm Zadi Diaz, here for EPIC FU, and
we're here at the Streamy Awards for--
JUSTIN: Oh, uh, we are with, um, "Shmepic Fu."
MALE SPEAKER: All right, well, let me check.
But if I don't find your badges, we're going to arrest
you for lying.
ALDEN: Dude, I can't be arrested for lying right now.
I already have two points off my driver's license.
JUSTIN: I can't go to liar's jail.
You know what they do in there?
MALE SPEAKER: All right, here we go.
"Shmepic Fu."
ALDEN: Really?
I mean, great.
Awesome.
MALE SPEAKER: Uh, which one of you is Katie?
That makes sense.
Soft features.
Oh, uh, here you go.
ALDEN: Good evening, uh, here we are at the second annual
Streamy Awards.
You're watching "Shmepic Fu."
JUSTIN: Oh!
ALDEN: Uh, sir, um, thank you for coming, uh, sir.
Here.
JUSTIN: Who are you?
ALEX ALBRECHT: You're kidding, right?
JUSTIN: You're so very tall.
It's great to see that on the red carpet.
ALDEN: Yes, uh, nothing like uh, height, to, uh, match the
length of the-- do you know where Felicia Day is?
MARK GANTT: Uh, you know, I've been doing this for about
three years now, and we really worked our *** off
trying to get here.
ALDEN: Interesting.
The Sklar brothers.
Uh, identical twins.
Um.
RANDY SKLAR: Well, identical slash fraternal.
PHIL LAMARR: Fraternal.
JUSTIN: Oh, really?
PHIL LAMARR: I wear glasses so people can tell us apart.
ALDEN: You look familiar to me.
Have we met before?
JUSTIN: No sight of our lady love.
ALDEN: Lot of questions unanswered.
JESSE WARREN: Have you seen Felicia Day?
JUSTIN: That's exactly what we--
ALDEN: That's what we're trying to do.
JESSE WARREN: Yes.
I'm looking for Felicia.
Do you know where she is?
JUSTIN: Are you trying to smell her hair?
JESSE WARREN: Do you know where Felicia Day is?
SANDEEP PARIKH: Um, huh.
That's funny.
JESSE WARREN: Yeah?
SANDEEP PARIKH: Because people ask us all the time.
Because we're in the show.
She's a really good actor.
SEAN BECKER: Did he just smell your hair?
ALDEN: She's gotta be here.
JUSTIN: Oh, yeah.
ALDEN: And she's gonna be here.
JUSTIN: We're gonna just turn around, and she's gonna appear
right there behind us.
ALDEN: Don't try to convince me she's not gonna be here.
ALDEN: Uh, David?
DAVID WAIN: Um, it's, it's a bad-- uh, I'm driving through
a canyon right now.
I can't, I can't hear you.
ALDEN: Uh, you're, you're actually
talking to us in person.
That bit sort of doesn't really work.
DAVID WAIN: I know you're probably trying to say
something, but I, I have the worst service.
ALDEN: Can you tell me where Felicia Day is?
DAVID WAIN: Felicia Day?
Oh.
That woman is just lovely.
Just went in back through that green door.
JUSTIN: She did?
OK.
We gotta go.
MALE SPEAKER: Wow.
Felicia Day.
Can't believe you're standing right next to me.
FEMALE SPEAKER: Ladies and gentlemen, the writer and star
of "The Guild," the amazing Miss Felicia Day.
JUSTIN: OK.
Let's go talk to her about the script.
ALDEN: Right now?
She's a little busy, dude.
JUSTIN: No, dude.
This is perfect.
She's live on stage in front of all these people, and the
show's being live-streamed around the world.
She can't say no.
Let's do this.
FELICIA DAY: There is no quality in a man more
attractive than the ability to make a woman laugh.
ALDEN: Felicia!
JUSTIN: Felicia!
ALDEN: Felicia, Felicia, Felicia.
OK.
Sorry this-- sorry to crash your speech.
JUSTIN: Yeah.
ALDEN: We are your biggest fans.
Biggest fans.
JUSTIN: I'm your biggest fan.
ALDEN: No, I love you, so.
JUSTIN: I am in love with you.
ALDEN: Right.
I have already named our six children that
we're going to have.
We have a script for you, and he's got it right there.
JUSTIN: Yeah.
ALDEN: And it's the best thing we've ever written.
It's just like this the stuff that you write, so.
JUSTIN: But way, way better.
ALDEN: No, no, no.
He didn't mean to say that.
It's just like the stuff--
JUSTIN: No, no. it's like, way, way better.
ALDEN: OK, well, like your stuff, like--
FELICIA DAY: Guys, don't do this.
JUSTIN: Ok, we gotta go.
ALDEN: We gotta go.
JUSTIN: We gotta go.
MALE SPEAKER: Don't let them get away!
FELICIA DAY: All right.
You win a few Streamies.
I should have brought my broadsword.
Anyway, the nominees are the best male actor--
ALDEN: I think we lost them.
I don't--
Oh!
JUSTIN: Dude! you just got nailed--
Oh!
Ow!
My face!
[SHOUTING]
JUSTIN: Why do you have pots and pans?