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IT IS TIME TO PLAY DISENGAGED.
DISENGAGED.
EVEN I'M NOT THAT (BLEEP)ING EXCITED ABOUT THIS.
THAT SEEMED EXTRA OVER THE TOP.
I'M MEAN, I'M HAPPY BUT --
(AUDIENCE MEMBER WOOS) NO.
THE TUMBLR BAD ENGAGEMENT PHOTOS COLLECTS SOME OF THE
WORST NUPTIAL IMAGES EVER CAPTURED.
BUT FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH, IT'S OBVIOUS THAT THESE GROSS
WEIRDOES BELONG TOGETHER.
COMEDIANS I'LL SHOW YOU A BAD ENGAGEMENT PHOTO AND FOR 250
POINTS YOU'LL GIVE ME THE COUPLE'S CAPTION.
>> FIRST UP, HOW ABOUT THESE PARK BENCH LUCHADORES.
BRENT.
>> PELASE JOIN US AT THE MOST TERRIFYING WEDDING YOU'LL EVER
BE AT.
>> Chris: POINTS. STEVE.
>> ONCE OUR GREEN CARDS COME THROUGH WE CAN TAKE THESE MASKS
OFF.
>> Chris: POINTS TO STEVE RANNAZZISI.
NEXT ONE.
HOW ABOUT THIS CLASSY GESTURE?
THAT IS THE WEDDING SHOCKER, APPARENTLY.
STEVE.
>> MAN WITH *** FINALLY FINDS LOVE.
>> Chris: POINTS.
JESSIMAE.
>> THAT IS ACTUALLY ME FLASHING THE SHOCKER BECAUSE MY JAILBIRD
HUSBAND GOT SENTENCED TO THE ELECTRIC CHAIR.
>> THAT'S JUST A JOKE. IT IS NOT REAL!
>> Chris: NO, NO.
>> IT IS NOT REAL!
>> CONGRATULATIONS.
>> Chris: JESSIMAE, THAT WAS GREAT.
I AM GIVING YOU POINTS.
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU GUYS SAY.
SHOCKER, ELECTRIC -- OH, PERFECT.
NEXT ONE THE CAPED CRUSADER AND HIS THE BLUSHING BRIDE.
>> OH, BOY.
STEVE.
>> BATMAN RESCUES *** FROM TREE, RIGHT?
>> Chris: POINTS.
JESSIMAE.
>> WOMAN MARRIES MAN WITH SOUL PATCH, THINKS HE IS BATMAN,
WOMAN STILL MISSING.
FAMILY JUST WANTS HER BACK.