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What is wrong with you?
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Hi there, I'm Roberto. Hope you guys are doing well.
And man, do I have a rant for you! Today's topic: Chocolate.
You guys have no idea how much chocolate annoys me.
Let's start with the word itself. Wait, what am I reading here?
Is it English? Spanish? Portuguese? How do I know if it is chocolate,
[in Spanish] chocolate, [in Portuguese] chocolate?
I have no idea! Then I find this article about 10 health benefits
of eating chocolate. Let's see what they've got.
For starters they are rich in anti-oxidants and help counteract free radicals.
OK so now radicals can't be free? Why is chocolate promoting captivity?
Not fair! Then they say chocolate lowers blood pressure.
Now, I can't feel my blood flowing through my body?
What if it stops? Chocolate also lowers cholesterol.
Yeah, so now they want to replace my Honey Nut Cheerios?
This is how I lower my cholesterol. Remember the commercials?
Hey, I just lowered my cholesterol!
Not a sponsor. Chocolate is also a natural anti-depressant.
Wait, so now chocolate is medicating me? Who came up with chocolate? Psychiatrists?
Chocolate also prevents tooth decay. Yeah I guess stained teeth are better than
no teeth. Eating chocolate can also lead to a longer
life with less disease. Yeah, 'cause that's what we need in this overpopulated
planet. Have all people eating chocolate, living
longer... Soon we won't have room for everybody!
Eating chocolate can also help clean your arteries.
I don't know. I don't want the feeling of brushes and brooms cleaning my arteries.
Ugh! Eating chocolate is also good for the brain
and improves memory. Great! So that's why I can't forget the girlfriend
who dumped me and the one who put me in the friend zone.
Now I know what's to blame! Ugh, I can't stand seeing you!
Ugh! Thank you for watching this insane rant.
This was a video response to Andre from Black Nerd Comedy who managed to do the amazing
feat of ranting about a lot of topics deemed unrantable, so I wanted to give it a shot
and rant about something that is so awesome as chocolate.
If you haven't watched Andre's video you're missing out; it's really great.
Also, if you want to read about the benefits of chocolate without the crazy ranting, I
put the link to the article in the doobly-doo. Can you think of any ways chocolate annoys
you? Let me know in the comments below.
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Thanks again and I'll see you guys soon.