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Well. It had been 2 weeks since I knew I had an exam today.
Obviously, I had only revised the night before, like everyone does.
I wasn't stressed when I got in front of the room.
This girl asked me a question about our coursework.
I didn't know the answer, so I got stressed.
I sat down at a table.
The teacher handed us the test paper. I read it.
Exercise 4 was a true/false question.
I don't like these exercises.
To top it off, the girl in the front row started writing right away.
I got even more stressed. I don't like competition.
However, other guys in the room didn't look inspired either.
I looked at the clock, I had loads of time left.
I was ready to start writing, but a girl got late in the room.
It broke my concentration, and I got stressed.
I started thinking.
I don't know how, but instead of working on hardcore mathematics
I ended up thinking about last night's thriller's main actress.
She was really hot as hell.
It's when I realised that I was drooling and looking outside the window that I got my mind back in order.
I looked at the clock, I still had enough time.
The guy on my right asked if he could open a window.
I didn't know what to write, so I wrote my name on 4 different places and underlined every title.
I tried to focus, but the guy in front of me wouldnt stop hitting the floor with his foot.
It pissed me off. I wanted to yell at him
but another guy on my right gave him a mean look and he stopped.
I started writing, but I had taken the wonkiest table in the room.
Whenever I finished a line, the table hit the floor and the guy on my right gave me his mean look.
While I was doing the exercise, I couldn't help but notice all the noise in the room
Between the girl who always asks for the time,
The one who plays with her pen non-stop
The one who asks for 64 and a half sheets of paper
The guy who can't help but cough and sneeze during the whole exam
And the girl who munches louder than a dinosaur,
It was hard to hear yourself thinking.
The girl in front of me had a cheat sheet that everyone had noticed, except the teacher.
Therefore, there were a few of us trying to copy her sheet.
I started the 3rd exercise. I wrote an answer.
I erased it, and wrote a second one.
I erased the second one, and re-wrote the first one.
The guy behind me asked if he could get out of the room.
The teacher told him he couldn't. He immediately fell asleep.
The guy on my right asked if we could open the other windows, the door, turn on the air conditioning and bring him a cocktail.
I looked at the clock, I had 10 minutes left.
The teacher told us we could get out if we wanted.
The guy behind me instantly resurrected and got out.
The teacher told us to stop writing.
I was done, so I stopped.
When I got out of the room, I asked the girl from the beginning what she'd answer at the exercise 4.
She told me the opposite of what I'd written.
Well, I had an exam.