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» I have a lot of work to do today, so today is going to be the Day of Accomplishment,
but for it to be a day of accomplishment, I probably should have a good breakfast.
Do you want to go out to eat? » Okay.
» BRUNO: And get pancakes? » MIA: I want pancakes.
♪ ♫
» BRUNO: What do I got?
I’ve got nothin’!
Wow, those are the worst creamer shapes ever!
We got an omelet, and we’re getting strawberry pancakes.
There’s our strawberry pancakes.
Okay, my diet starts ‹now›!
I guess we’ll just wait.
I don’t think he sees us… or cares.
» ♪ [Bass thumping] ♫
» BRUNO: Not gonna look at flowers. Not—
What are those purple things over there? Hang on.
I need flowers.
[Gasps] Ooh! They’re my favorite! » MIA: You already have those.
» BRUNO: I love purple ice plant.
(Whispers:) Isn’t that cute?
That’s just pathetic.
» [Dog barking] » BRUNO: That is just pathetic.
Are they even stamping these out? » [Dog howling]
» BRUNO: They’re everywhere.
How about picking your cigarettes up off my property? How about that?
» [Different dogs barking] » Hours upon hours of nuisance barking.
» [Barking continues]
» I wanna get some mint ice cream. » BRUNO: Some what?
» MIA: ‹Mint› ice cream. » BRUNO: Mint ice cream‽
Jerry, did you see the good work I did in the freezer?
» JERRY: Heh, yeah you ate— » BRUNO: I ate ‹all› of that!
This one’s Jerry. “Caramel cheesecake”? Ooh.
» BRUNO: I think we need that! » MIA: Yeah.
» BRUNO: I’m filming your butt. Did you like it?
» I don’t know. I guess I can respond when I see the video.
» BRUNO: Oh, okay. It’s the “before” butt.
And then we’ll film it again after all the ice cream.
» There’ll just be more to love.
This isn’t nearly enough ice cream.
» BRUNO: Oh, that’s ’cause I tried to eat all that after all the cookies ’n cream,
but it was too much. Too many tubs of ice cream.
» MIA: Not enough ice cream. » BRUNO: Oh, Mia, that’s a sad story[!]
» JERRY: Why would you eat all that ice cream and just leave that little tiny bit left?
» BRUNO: [Laughing] That’s all I could eat! I ate 2½ tubs of ice cream for you, Jerry.
» JERRY: You didn’t have to! » BRUNO: Yes. Yes, I did.
» One tub is reasonable; I could even accept two, but three is too many.
» I can’t do nothin’ in my house!
Keep goin’, Moochie.
We know you love your boy.
Go on, Moochie.
(Laughing:) She is such a ***!
» [Bruno and Mia laughing] » BRUNO: Unbelievable!
Moochie, you are really somethin’. Unbelievable.
Oh, I’m sorry, Mittens. Were you gettin’ some good groomin’?
Mister?
You want… laser!
Laser! Ow.
Go get Jerry! Get Jerry!
» JERRY: Oh no, why did I come out of my room‽
» BRUNO: [Laughs] Laser!