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LAUGHTER DISAPPEAR IN THE ROOM.
PENN, YOU ARE.
[ EXPLETIVE ]
WITH A ROCK GOD.
AND YOU ARE AN ATHEIST.
>> I AM.
>> THAT'S RIGHT FOR THOSE WHO
DON'T KNOW.
ETTE IS AN ATHEIST.
WHICH MEANS HE DOESN'T BELIEVE
IN -- LOSING WEIGHT.
ZAKK WYLDE, I'M.
[ EXPLETIVE ]
SCARED OF YOU, MAN I AM
[ EXPLETIVE ]
SCARED OF YOU.
SUNS OF ANARCHY CALLE -- SONS
OF ANARCHY CALLED.
THEY WANT YOU BACK AT THE
CLUBHOUSE.
ZAKK, I -- YOU KNOW, I SAW AN
INTERVIEW WITH YOU RECENTLY
WHERE YOU SAID THAT, YOU WERE
TKING ABOUT YOUR NEXT ALBUM.
NEXT ALBUM IS A DEPARTURE, WHICH
MADE ME LAUGH.
I THOUGHT THAT IS NOT A
DEPARTURE.
A DEPARTURE IS WHEN OZZIE
OSBORNE SAYS GET THE
[ EXPLETIVE ]
OUT OF MY BAND.
LITA FORD, YOU ARE A HOT
[ EXPLETIVE ]
[ EXPLETIVE ]
WHAT ANYONE HERE IS SAYING, YOU
ARE
[ EXPLETIVE ]
HOT.
LITA FORD!
LITA FORD
[ EXPLETIVE ]
A LOT OF FAMOUS DUDE IN THE
'80s.
YOU WOULD THINK ONE OF THEM
WOULD HAVE HELPED YOU WITH YOUR
CAREER.
LITA WAS ACTUALLY ENGAGED TO
TONY AOMI, NOW WE KNOW WHAT
HAPPENED TO HIS MISSING FINGERS.
RONNIE JAMES' DEAL LASTED LONGER
WITH TONY AOMI THAN LITA DID AND
THEY MADE A BETTER RECORD.
BUT LITA, THE THING I ALWAYS
FUND THAT WAS INTERESTING ABOUT
HER IS THAT -- SHE IS STILL THE
ONLY WOMAN IN METAL.
THAT'S RIGHT.
WOW.
YOU LITERALLY OPENED THE DOOR
FOR NOBODY.
AT ONE TIME LITA FORD WAS
MANAGED BY THE ONE AND ONLY
SHARON OSBORNE.
AND, NOT, NOT, NOT THE LOVABLE,
SKINNY, REALITY SHOW, SHARON
OSBORNE THAT YOU ALL KNOW AT
HOME.
I'M TALKING ABOUT THAT FAT
SLOPPY
[ EXPLETIVE ]
FROM 1984.
AND ANY OF YOU ARE GOING TO TRY
TO GET ON THIS STAGE AND MAKE
FUN OF THIS GREAT FAN, THIS
POWERFUL VOCALIST, YOU ARE GOING
TO
[ EXPLETIVE ]
WITH ONE OF THE GREATS, IS HE
UGLY?
YEAH, HE IS
[ EXPLETIVE ]
HIDEOUS.
BUT HE HAS GOT TALENT!
AND HE'S GOT STAGE PRESENCE!
DOES HE LOOK LIKE ROCKY DENNIS?
YES, HE DOES.
BUT WHO ARE ANY OF YOU TO JUDGE
THIS GREAT MAN?
YOU KNOW THAT -- DEE AND HIS
BROTHERS USED TO TERRORIZE
BALDWIN LONG ISLAND.
IT'S TRUE, BALDWIN, THE SNIDER
BROTHERS.
LIKE GILBERT GOTTFRIED.
I WILL DO GILBERT GOTTFRIED.
THE SNIDER BROTHERS, TERRORIZING
LONG ISLAND!
EACH ONE OF THEM UGLIER THAN THE
LAST!
ONE OF THEM SO UGLY HE DIDN'T
EVEN HAVE A FACE.
THEY TORE HIS FACE OFF.
AND HE JUST HAD A GIANT
[ EXPLETIVE ]
FOR A FACE.
[ EXPLETIVE ]
FACE THEY CALLED HIM.
DUMB, DEE, AND
[ EXPLETIVE ]
FACE.
TERRORIZING LONG ISLAND.
THEY WOULD SAY, YOU KNOW, DEE, I
COULD HANDLE DUMB, MAYBE.
BUT WATCH OUT FOR
[ EXPLETIVE ]
FACE.
DON'T LET HIM BREATHE ON YOU.
[ EXPLETIVE ]
FACE WITH HIS
[ EXPLETIVE ]
BREATH, TERRORIZING LONG ISLAND
UNTIL ONE DAY THE LOCAL PEOPLE
ON BALDWIN, LONG ISLAND, SAID
THEY GRABBED THEIR PITCH FORKS.
WHEN THEY USED THEIR TORCHES,
[ EXPLETIVE ]
FACE WOULD FART AND BLOW THEM
UP.
THEY GRABBED THEIR TORCHES AND
SAID, NO!
WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT!
WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT,
[ EXPLETIVE ]
FACE.
I WALKED INTO YOUR DRESSING
ROOM, 15 YEARS AGO, IN SEATTLE
WASHINGTON AT A CLUB CALLED THE
BALLARD FIREHOUSE.
I SNUCK IN.
I SAID, DEE, MY NAME IS CRAIG
GASS, I'M A COMEDIAN.
INSTEAD OF SAYING, GET THE
[ EXPLETIVE ]
OUT OF MY DRESSING ROOM.
HE SAID I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
I LISTEN TO YOU ON HOWARD STERN.
YOU GAVE ME YOUR PHONE NUMBER WE
HAVE BEEN FRIENDS EVER SINCE.
I LOVE YOU THE I RESPECT YOU.
I AM HONORED TO BE HERE TONIGHT.
CRAIG GASS.
GOOGLE IT.
>> AWESOME.
>> Announcer: STAY TUNED FOR
MORE FROM THE AXS-TV LIVE
>> Announcer: WELCOME BACK TO
AXS-TV LIVE PRESENTATION OF THE
REVOLVER/GUITAR WORLD ROCK &
ROLL ROAST OF DEE SNIDER.
PRESENTED BY --
MORE LIVEULTS HAPPEN RIGHT
NOW.
♪♪ ROCK ♪♪
>> HEY, EVERYONE HERE AT ROCK
'N' ROLL ROAST.
>> I ALSO HAD A CHANCE TO HANG
OUT ON THE RED CARPET AND CATCH
UP WITH CELEBRITIES MAKING THEIR
WAY IN.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
THE ONE AND ONLY, ZAKK WYLDE.
HERE TO RETURN THE FAVOR TO DEE
SNIDER.
HOW ARE YOU, MY BROTHER?
>> FEELING BETTER THE NOW I AM
HERE.
>> I AM HERE WITH GREAT GUNS N'
ROSES FAME, TELL ME WHO YOU
THINK SHOULD BE ROASTED NEXT
YEAR IF YOU COULD PICK?
>> YOU.
>> ME?
>> YEAH.
>> ROASTING YOU.
>> ROAST TO EVERYBODY.
I WAS KIND OF DISAPPOINTED.
IT WOULDN'T BEEP YOU THIS YEAR.
>> SHE SAID JOAN JETT.
>> BRILLIANT.
BRILLIANT.
>> I THINK THERE IS MORE TO DO,
THE MAKEUP, AND HAIR, AND
TWISTED SISTER, REALLY A LOT OF
THINGS TO HUMILIATE HIM FOR.
>> ANY TIPS FOR ME, FIRST TIME
ROASTER FOR THIS EVENT?
>> DON'T.
[ EXPLETIVE ]
YOUR PANTS AGAIN.
>> HERE WITH THE MAN, MR. DEE
SNIDER.
THE SUBJECT, THE VICTIM, OF THE
ROAST.
HOWFEELING?
>> NOT FKE A VICTIM.
I'M ODDLY HONORED.
YOU GUYS ARE MY FRIEND.
ALMOST EVERYBODY UP THERE IS MY
FRIEND.
YOUR FRIEND ARE SAYING,
GOOD-NATURED NO MATTER HOW UGLY
IT GETS.
>> JUST I WAS LIKE, IF ONLY I
COULD TELL THEM ALL THE.
[ EXPLETIVE ]
HE DOES AT HOME.
THAT WAS MY FIRST THOUGHT.
THEY'RE GOING TO BE LIKE HE IS A
TRANSVESTITE AND HAS A HORSE
FACE, AND YOU KNOW, A LOT OF
MATERIAL RIGHT THERE.
>> YOU HAVE 25 YEARS ESSENTIALLY
OF MATERIAL TO LAY OUT THERE.
>> I SENT OUT A TWEET EARLIER
SAG HERE COME THE SHORTS JOKES,
TALL JOKES, THE BEARD JOKES,
HERE COME THE JOKES.
BRING IT ON.
WHAT HAVEN'T I HEARD YET?
>> LITTLE CONDESCENDING WHEN WE
HAVE TO HAVE --
>> NO, NO.
THIS SAVES SO MUCH SOCIAL
AWKWARDNESS.
MUSICIANS ARE CLASSIC FOR FACE
KNOWING EVERYONE, NAME KNOWING
NO ONE.
>> I'M IN THAT GROUP TOO.
>> ABSOLUTELY.
AT THIS EVENT.
PEOPLE ARE LIKE, AH, HEY.
>> WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO WITH
YOUR LIFE?
>> JUST A SMALL SAMPLING OF
CELEBRITIES WHO MADE THEIR WAY
INTO THE ROAST.
LET'S GOT YOU BACK INSIDE TO THE
ONSTAGE INSANITY.
>> WELCOME BACK!
WELL, IT IS ILLEGAL TO BEAT YOUR
KIDS TO DEATH.
APPARENTLY NOT ILLEGAL TO BEAT A
JOKE TO DEATH.
HERE TO PROVE THAT POINT IS A
VIDEO FROM STEEL PANTHER.
>> STEEL PANTHER.
THE REVOLVER/GUITAR WORLD ROCK &
ROLL ROAST OF DEE SNIDER.
>> DOES THAT REMIND YOU OF
ANYTHING WHEN YOU HEAR THE WORD
REVOLVER?
>> THEY HAVEN'T DONE JACK.
[ EXPLETIVE ]
FOR US LATE LOW.
>> THEY DID.
PUT US ON ONE QUARTER OF A PAGE.
>> REVOLVER PUT US ON THE.
[ EXPLETIVE ]
COVER THEY CAN SUCK OUR
[ EXPLETIVE ]
.
>> DEE.
CONGRATULATIONS.
PUT MAKEUP ON.
TAKE 20 YEARS.
>> MUCH LESS ABOUT THE PMRC, AND
MUCH MORE ABOUT THE AARP.
>> DUDE.
>> FAMILIAR WITH THAT.
>> DEAD YOU GET YOUR CARD YET,
BRO?
>> DUDE, DEE SNIDER IS A.
[ EXPLETIVE ]
BAD
[ EXPLETIVE ]
SINGER, GOT NUMBER 33, ON HEAVY
METAL, LEAD VOCALIST, HE WAS
NUMBER 80
[ EXPLETIVE ]
3.
>>.
[ EXPLETIVE ]
I WASN'T AROUND.
>> YOU KNOW WHO WAS WAY ABOVE
HIP, THE GUY FROM FIREHOUSE.
>> YOU BEAT THE GUY FROM
FIREHOUSE.
>> BARELY BEAT THE.
[ EXPLETIVE ]
GUY FROM FIREHOUSE.
>>.
♪♪ FINALLY FOUND THE LOVE OF A
LIFETIME ♪♪
>> DEE SNIDER IS ABACTUALLY --
EVERYBODY KNOWS HE IS A TOTALLY
FAITHFUL LOVING HUSBAND AND
FATHER.
>> GOT TO GIVE IT UP FOR THAT.
>> THE IRONY THOUGH, HIS WIFE,
SUNNY WAS BACKSTAGE.
>> THAT WAS DEE SNIDER'S WIFE.
>> WHAT IS HER NAME?
>> SUZETTE.
>> COMMENDABLE, HONEST, LOVING,
NONCHEATING GUY.
>> YOU ARE NOT GETTING --
>> [ BLEEP ] IS WHERE IT IS AT.
>> DEE'S WIFE WAS HERE.
[ EXPLETIVE ]
SUCK IT,
[ EXPLETIVE ]
THAT
[ EXPLETIVE ]
.
>> SHE WASN'T SAYING STOP IT.
WE TO GO, SUZETTE.
>> THANK YOU, SUZETTE.
>> DEE ONE.
[ EXPLETIVE ]
AMAZING MAN WITH GREAT TALENT
AND ALSO, GREAT ABILITY TO ROCK
MANY -- THROUGHOUT YOUR
LIFETIME.
STEEL PANTHER IS HERE TO COMMEND
YOU.
TIME TO ROCK WITH THE PANTHER,
DUDE.
>> SORRY ABOUT YOUR WIFE.
>> STEEL PANTHER!
OUR NEXT SPEAKER IS JUST TWO
ASSASSINATION ATTEMPTS AWAY FROM
BEING IN A REAL BAND.
THE LYNDON JOHNSON OF ROCK 'N'
ROLL, THE NORSE GOD OF LIVER
FAILURE, ZAKK WYLDE.
♪♪ ROCK 'N' ROLL ♪♪
>> YES, LET'S KEEP THE APPLAUSE
GOING FOR ANDRE THE GIANT
MAGICIAN.
YES, I KNOW HE IS PENN
JILLETTE.
AS IN JILLETTE, THE FAMOUS RAISE
RAISE
-- RAZOR.
YOU ARE SHARP I WILL GIVE YOU
THAT.
YOU HAVE ALSO BEEN DRAGGED
ACROSS GAY MEN'S BALL SACKS.
LOOK AT THE STATE OVER HERE, NOW
YOU.
[ EXPLETIVE ]
KNOW WHY THE TERRORISTS HATE US.
WOW.
EDDIE TRUNK.
TRUNK, WHAT YOU DOING, ED?
WHAT YOU DOING?
WHAT YOU NEED TO STOP DOING IS
QUIT STARING AT EVERYBODY'S
PLATES OUT THERE.
LISTEN, WE WILL GIVE YOU
LEFTOVERS, YOU FAT
[ EXPLETIVE ]
.
ALL RIGHT.
NOW, LISTEN, I KNOW WE CAN TAKE
THE *** OUT OF ED ALL NIGHT
WITH THE FAT
[ EXPLETIVE ]
JOKES, WE KNOW EDDIE IS NOT THE
SLENDEREST OF ROCK GUYS, ASIDE
FROM THE INSANE KNOWLEDGE OF
ROCK, IT IS A FACT THAT EDDIE IS
ONE OF THE BIGGEST BROWN NOSERS
IN ROCK.
YES, YOU ALL KNOW IT THOUGH.
IT IS A FACT.
PUT IT THIS WAY, OUR OWN ED
TRUNK HERE, HIS NOSE IS SO
BROWN, IT IS SO
[ EXPLETIVE ]
BROWN THAT RON HALFORD ONCE
THOUGHT IT WAS A
[ EXPLETIVE ]
AND WANTED TO
[ EXPLETIVE ]
IT.
I WAS CREEPING AROUND BACKSTAGE
BEFORE.
I ACCIDENTALLY SAW LITA FORD
GETTING DRESSED.
I DIDN'T SEE ANY
[ EXPLETIVE ]
OR ANYTHING LICK THAT.
BUT, LET'S PUT IT THIS WAY.
WHAT I DID SEE, WHAT I SAW BACK
THERE WAS, WHEN SHE WROTE THE
SONG KISS ME DEADLY, I KNOW SHE
WASN'T TALKING ABOUT THE LIPS
THAT ARE ON HER FACE.
YES.
YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU, LITA.
AND OUR GOOD FRIEND.
WRESTLING STUD MUFFIN, MICK
FOLEY COULDN'T MAKE IT HERE
TONIGHT.
MICK HAS BEEN THROWN AROUND FROM
UNDERTAKEN, STONE COLD, AND THE
ROCK, AND A DROP TO THE
ANNOUNCER'S TABLE.
THE ONE THING BIG MICK COULDN'T
HANDLE WAS THE SNIFLES.
MICK, YOU
[ EXPLETIVE ]
WE LOVE YOU.
ALL RIGHT, SCOTT, WHAT YOU DOING
BIG GUY?
YOU DOING OKAY.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> YOU DOING ALL RIGHT?
>> YOU KEEPING IT JEWISH.
>> KEEPING IT --
>> THAT'S TOO BAD.
>> FLORENTINE.
WE HAVE ANOTHER COMBIC.
OBVIOUSLY.
WHY ARE YOU HERE AGAIN, MAN?
WHY?
>> WHY?
>> YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY?
>> I WILL TELL YOU WHY.
WE DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY --
[ INDISCERNIBLE ]
THAT'S THE REASON YOU ARE HERE.
AND CRAIG GASS.
FATHER GASS.
>> HEY.
>> APPARENTLY FAMOUS FOR
IMPERSONATING CHRISTOPHER WALKIN
AND AL PACINO, YEAH, YOU KNOW
THE REAL TOUGH IMPERSONATIONS.
TO GET SAG, FAMILY GUY, AMERICAN
DAD AND THE CLEVELAND SHOW.
YOU KNOW, CRAIG, I THOUGHT I
SMELLED SETH McFARLAND'S.
[ EXPLETIVE ]
ON YOUR BREATH EARLIER, BROTHER.
BUT ACTUALLY I WAS WRONG, IT WAS
BRIAN POSAIN'S -- YOU CAN EAT
POSAIN'S, ALL YOU WANT, BUT IT
WILL NEVER MAKE YOU A FUNNY
METAL COMIC.
WOW, SORRY, FOLKS.
WE GOT A LITTLE BIT OF BREAKING
NEWS HERE.
A LETTER TO DEE FROM LENNY.
LENNY
[ EXPLETIVE ]
KILLMEISTER.
THAT'S RIGHT.
DEAR DEE, CONGRATULATIONS ON
BEING ROASTED, BUDDY.
SORRY I CAN'T BE THERE TONIGHT.
BUT IT IS JUST BAD TIMING WITH
IT BEING HITLER'S BIRTHDAY.
LOVE, LENNY.
WHO ELSE WE GOT?
FATHER NORTON OVER THERE.
YOU GOT TO LOVE JIM.
HE IS
[ EXPLETIVE ]
HYSTERICAL.
GIVE HIM THAT, MAN.
BUT YOU CAN FIND JIM OVER ON TV
OVER THERE ON FOX NEWS' SHOW,
"RED EYE" EVERY NOW AND THEN.
WHERE YOU ARE SURE TO FIND JIMMY
IS IN A DARK ALLEY WITH HIS
TONGUE SUPER DEEP IN SOME
TRANNY'S --
THAT'S MY SECOND
[ EXPLETIVE ]
JOKE OF THE NIGHT.
I'VE DON'T GIVE A
[ EXPLETIVE ]
WHO GIVES A
[ EXPLETIVE ]
IT'S FUNNY.
GLAD THE ACTOR GUY, MARK METCALF
MADE IT OUT TONIGHT.
NOT SURPRISED.
THAT MARK IS HERE.
KIDDING HIS VOICE MAIL SAYS "YES
I'M AVAILABLE."
BLEEP.
AND SHANE SNIDER.
SON OF DEE.
THOSE ARE SOME BIG GAY SHOES YOU
HAVE GOT TO FILL, SON.
AND THAT MEANS YOU CAN THANK
JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF THAT YOU
LOOK NOTHING LOOK YOUR FATHER.
SADLY YOU LOOK NOTHING LOOK YOUR
MOTHER EITHER.
I MEAN, HONESTLY, SHANE -- I
MEAN, HOW IS THAT YOU DON'T LOOK
LIKE ANYBODY IN YOUR FAMILY.
HOWARD STERN AND THE MILKMAN OR
SOMETHING.
>> NOW, DEE.
THE LEGEND.
THE ONE AND THE ONLY, DEE.
[ EXPLETIVE ]
SNIDER.
THAT'S RIGHT.
POOR GUY.
I FEEL YOUR PAIN, BROTHER,
SISTER.
WHATEVER THE
[ EXPLETIVE ]
YOU ARE, YOU TWISTED
CROSS-DRESSING, DONALD TRUMP,
[ EXPLETIVE ]
SUCKING HORRIBLE ACTING USED TO
LOOK COOLDENIM, WE LOOK LIKE
H AND R PUFF AND STUFF, TV
HAAGEN FREAK YOU.
LAST YEAR IT WAS ME GETTING MY
[ EXPLETIVE ]
ROASTED BY SOME OF ROCK'S MOST
LOCALLY AVAILABLE ICONS.
YEAH, THEY BUILD IT ZAKK WYLDE,
ONE OF ROCK'S BIGGEST GUITAR
LEGEND.
THIS YEAR IT'S YOU.
DEE SNIDER.
ONE OF ROCK'S BIGGEST --
[ EXPLETIVE ]
NO, I AM ONLY JOKING.
I AM SPLIT AROUND.
BECAUSE LIKE ME, YOU HAVE
HANDLED THE
[ EXPLETIVE ]
TALKING SO FAR.
YOU CAN HANDLE IT, DE.
WE ARE MEN.
I MEAN *** I AM A MAN, YOU MADE
A CAREER OF LOOKING LIKE A GLAM
METAL RAGGEDY MAN.
WE'LL PASS OVER THAT.
OF COURSE, DEE IS A MAN THE HE
HAS STRONG MASCULINE FEATURES
LIKE HIS AMAZING NOSE.
IN FACT, DEE'S NOSE IS SO HUGE,
YOU DON'T NEED THE GLASSES FOR
IT, BECAUSE IT ALREADY LOOKS
3-D.
THE HALF GENETICS IN YOU WENT
STRAIGHT TO THE SCHNOSE.
DEE, I HAVE TO BE HONEST.
THIS ISN'T A ROAST.
TAKE A LOOK AROUND.
THESE ARE PEOPLE THAT LOVE YOU,
MAN.
THIS IS A
[ EXPLETIVE ]
INTERVENTION, BRO.
YOU HAVE GOT TO STOP DOING THESE
REALITY SHOWS.
YOU HAVE GOT TO STOP.
I MEAN, ENOUGH ALREADY.
I MEAN, DEE IS SO DESPERATE TO
GET ON TV.
THAT HE ACTUALLY STARTED SMOKING
CRACK
[ EXPLETIVE ]
*** SO HE COULD GET ON
CELEBRITY REHAB.
I GOT TO ADD MILT, YOU LOOK SO
[ EXPLETIVE ]
HOT ON RUPAUL'S "DRAG RACE."
THAT WAS HOT.
ALL RIGHT.
ONE MORE THING --
LET ME JUST SAY -- WE CAN'T DENY
IT, TWISTED SISTER WAS BIG, MAN.
THEY WERE BIG.
HUGE.
NOT BIG, HUGE.
DEE'*** SONG, WE'RE NOT GOING
TO TAKE IT.
BUT THE SIZE OF HIS CAVERNOUS
[ EXPLETIVE ]
TELLS A DIFFERENT TALE.
THOSE ARE THREE
[ EXPLETIVE ]
JOKES.
WE ARE ROLLING.
SPEAKING OF TRASH HOLES, THEY
TAKE THE GARBAGE OUT.
RECYCLE IT.
IN NEW YORK, PEOPLE TAKE THEIR
GARBAGE AND RELEASE IT AS
TWISTED SISTER RECORD.
ACTUALLY THEY HAVE -E, I AM
[ EXPLETIVE ]
AROUND.
THEY RELEASE IT, ANTHRAX SONGS.
THAT'S FOR YOU, MY FAVORITE.
ONE MORE THING.
ACCORDING TO GOOGLE.
A FOOD TRUCK IN MINNEAPOLIS.
TWISTED SISTER HUNGER.
APPARENTLY BEING SUESED BY DEE
AND THE BOYS OF TWISTED SISTER,
FOR USING THEIR NAME, AND I
QUOTE, CREATING CONFUSION.
I GOT TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, I
DON'T KNOW HOW THAT CCREATE
CONFUSION.
IT IS CLEAR, ONE GIVES YOU
DIARRHEA AND MAKES YOU
[ EXPLETIVE ]
ILL AND THE OTHER ONE IS A FOOD
TRUCK.
CONGRATULATIONS, FATHER D, LOVE
YOU, AN HONOR AND PRIVILEGE TO
BE UP HERE.
I WOULDN'T MISS IT FOR ANOTHER
BROTHER.
CHEERS.
>> OH.
I'M LORENZO LAMAS.
YOU MIGHT REMEMBER ME FROM SOME
OF MY STARRING ROLES IN
TELEVISION SERIES FALCON CREST,
RENEGADE, OR AS THE BLIND FIRE
FIGHTER IN THE CBS DAYTIME SOAP
OPERA THE BOLD AND THE
BEAUTIFUL.
WELL, WITH LOOKS AND TALENT, YOU
CAN GO REALLY FAR IN THIS
BUSINESS.
WHICH IS WHY I AM PRISE AT
YOUR SUCCESS DEE.
YOU KNOW MY FATHER USED TO SAY,
YOU LOOK MARVELOUS.
I GUESS HE NEVER MET YOU, I HAVE
BEEN IN SHOW BUSINESS FOR A LONG
TIME.
AND I STILL LOOK AMAZING.
I MEAN, COME ON.
LOOK AT THIS.
THIS, LOOK AT THIS HAIR.
THIS, MY HAIR, DEE.
YOU HAVE DONE MORE DAMAGE TO
YOUR HAIR THAN LANCE ARMSTRONG
HAS DONE TO CYCLING.
AND I HEARD THAT LANCE ARMSTRONG
TURNED DOWN THE OPPORTUNITY TO
DO "DANCING WITH THE STARS."
I WOULD GIVE MY LEFT NUT TO BE
ON THAT SHOW.
WELL I GUESS ALL WOMEN LOVE MEN,
MANLEY MEN.
MEN THAT DRESS LIKE MEN.
MEN THAT HAVE HAIRY CHESTS AND
MUSCLES AND MEN'S CLOTHING AND
NO WIGS IN THEIR CLOSETS.
I MEAN -- DEE SNIDER IS A
TRANSVESTITE'S DREAM.
ALL THAT HAIR.
TONS OF MAKEUP.
AND NO DISCERNIBLE BULGE IN HIS
PANT.
DO YOU KNOW DEE CAMPAIGNED FOR
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER.
THEY GOT VERY CLOSE.
SUSPICIONS OF HOW CLOSE WERE
REVEALED WHEN THE FIRST PHOTOS
OF THEIR LOVE CHILD HONEY BOO
BOO WERE RELEASED.
DEE FROM ONE HUNKY MAN TO SOME
ONE ELSE.
HAVE A GREAT NIGHT TONIGHT.
HAVE FUN, BROTHER.
WE ARE ALL WITH YOU.
WE'VE ALL HAD THOSE MOMENTS.
WHEN YOU LOST THE THING YOU CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LOST.
WHEN WHAT YOU JUST BOUGHT,
JUST BROKE.
OR WHEN YOU HAVE A LITTLE TROUBLE
A LONG WAY FROM HOME...
AS AN AMERICAN EXPRESS CARDMEMBER
YOU CAN EXPECT SOME HELP.
BUT WHAT YOU MIGHT NOT EXPECT,
IS YOU CAN GET ALL THIS
WITH A PREPAID CARD.
SPENDS LIKE CASH. FEELS LIKE MEMBERSHIP.
>> WELCOME BACK TO AXS-TV, LIVE
PRESENTATION OF THE
REVOLVER/GUITAR WORLD ROCK &
ROLL ROAST OF DEE SNIDER.
PRESENTED BY PEVEY.
MORE LIVE INSULTS HAPPEN RIGHT
NOW.
♪♪ I WANNA ROCK ♪♪
>> WELCOME BACK.
WITH COME BACK.
PLEASE WELCOME THE MARTHA QUINN
OF HEAVY METAL EDDIE TRUNK.
>> ALL RIGHT, KEEP IT GOING,
EVERYBODY.
DON'T GET TOO TIRED HERE.
KEEP IT GOING FOR THE EXTREMELY
UNLIKABLE PENN JILLETTE.
LET'S HEAR IT.
THANK YOU, PENN FOR PUTTING ME
UP HEREAFTER ZAKK WYLDE.
IT SMELLS LIKE SOMEBODY DIED UP
HERE.
AND EVEN WORSE IT SMELLS LIKE
ZAKK WYLDE.
ZAKK, YOU WERE RIGHT THERE ARE
SOME THINGS STRONGER THAN DEATH,
YOUR BO, AND YOUR LIVER.
EVERYBODY, I AM EDDIE TRUNK IF I
JUST HAVE ONE THING TO SAY, I AM
THE ONLY GUY LEFT KEEPING ALL OF
YOU OLD.
[ EXPLETIVE ]
RELEVANT.
THAT'S RIGHT.
AND YOU ARE WELCOME.
I'M ALSO THE GUY WHO DID FOR JIM
FLORENTINE WHAT NO MANAGER OR
AGENT COULD POSSIBLY DO IN THIS
TOWN.
GET HIM A GIG ON TV.
>> THANK YOU.
>> AGAIN YOU AREWELL CUP.
AND I AM ALSO THE GUY WHO IS
RESPONSIBLE FOR REUNITING
TWISTED SISTER BACK IN 2001,
HELPING HIM GET BACK TOGETHER
FOR A 9/11 BENEFIT.
THAT'S RIGHT.
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