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Mortals.
Drowning themselves in shallow...
...putrid waters of consumerism.
Look at them.
Sociopathic ragdolls
distracting themselves from the inevitable truth
that their very existence
is an affront to God.
-Shall we start the interview?
Very well.
Willkommen. Bienvenue. Welcome.
-You run Hemingways, correct?
I provide shelter and sustenance
for the weary at the end of their day.
I also do cocktails.
-I have a question sent in from a viewer
Fire away.
-Joshua from Louiseville
-KY, I think that means Kentucky asks in the bit where Mal
-the banshee wails
-Bloody Mary's glass shatters but the bottles behind the counter merely shake. Why is that?
Erm....
Magic bottles.
I, errr....
Special...
Have these people got nothing better to do than pick holes
in the plot?
These people. They have no lives.
-Do you operate by a philosophy?
Never kick your granny when she is shaving.
(LAUGHTER TURNING TO VIOLENT COUGHING)
OK, cut there.