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>> ♪ MY NAME IS SHAKE-ZULA
THE MIKE RULER
THE OLD SCHOOLER
YOU WANT TO TRIP?
I'LL BRING IT TO YA
FRYLOCK AND I'M ON TOP
ROCK YOU LIKE A COP
MEATWAD, YOU'RE UP NEXT
WITH YOUR KNOCK-KNOCK
MEATWAD MAKE THE MONEY
SEE?
MEATWAD GET THE HONEYS, G
DRIVING IN MY CAR
LIVING LIKE A STAR
ICE ON MY FINGERS AND MY TOES
AND I'M A TAURUS
UH, CHECK-CHECK IT, YEAH
'CAUSE WE ARE THE AQUA TEENS
MAKE THE HOMEYS SAY HO
AND THE GIRLIES WANT TO SCREAM
'CAUSE WE ARE THE AQUA TEENS
MAKE THE HOMEYS SAY HO
AND THE GIRLIES WANT TO SCREAM ♪
AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE,
NUMBER ONE IN THE HOOD, G.
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>> I'M GONNA DO IT.
HA HA.
YOU--YOU SO FLINCHED WHEN I DID
THAT.
>> YEAH.
>> YOU WOULD JUMP!
>> OH, YEAH.
>> AND THEN I'D HIT YOU WITH THE
ARROW AND YOU'D CRY YOUR LITTLE
EYES OUT.
>> YEAH.
THAT WAS FUN.
>> HA HA HA HA HA.
GOOD TIMES.
>> HA.
I REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME YOU'S
IN THE BATHROOM WITH THAT
MAGAZINE, 'CEPTING WE AIN'T GOT
NO BATHROOM.
SO, YOU KNOW, HA--
WE ALL KNOW WHAT YOU WAS DOING.
>> I'LL SHOW YOU STARS!
TAKE THIS!
>> HA HA HA!
>> WAIT!
>> GOOD SHOT, BUDDY.
>> I--I--
WHAT I'M DOING IN HERE IS
PRIVATE!
OH, MAN.
BACK THEN I WAS SO
SELF-CONSCIOUS ABOUT MY BODY.
YOU KNOW, FRYLOCK WANTED TO FIX
THAT HOLE, BUT I SAID NO.
AND NOW I LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE
WATCH.
>> I STILL CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT
YOU'RE DOING WITH YOURSELF.
>> YEAH.
SO, WHAT'S UP WITH YOU?
WE DON'T EVER JUST TALK ANYMORE.
>> WHAT IS UP WITH ME?
WELL...
I GOT ME A LEAF-MULCHER.
>> REALLY?
THAT'S INTERESTING.
>> YEAH.
AND, YOU KNOW...
IT COMES WITH THE WARRANTY AND
IT'S GOT 3 DIFFERENT, YOU KNOW,
SETTING ON IT.
>> YEAH, YEAH.
>> YOU KNOW, I CAN'T GOT NO
MONEY FOR GAS.
I SPENT PRETTY MUCH ALL THE
MONEY ON THE LEAF-MULCHER.
>> PHEW!
DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT GAS.
>> SO, YEAH.
PROBABLY GONNA HAVE TO SELL THE
LEAF-MULCHER.
>> YEAH.
>> HEY, REMEMBER WHEN THE CORE
OF THE EARTH WAS MELTING AND IT
STARTED MESSING WITH THE
GRAVITATIONAL PULL, YOU KNOW,
AND WE WAS ALL, LIKE, FLYING
UPWARD.
AND I CALLED THE PRESIDENT, AND
I SAYS, "THE CORE IS MELTING.
WE GOTS TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT
IT!"
>> YEAH!
>> YOU KNOW, AND HE SAYS,
"WE'RE ON IT."
YOU REMEMBER THAT?
>> YEAH, I REMEMBER IT.
>> YEAH, ME, TOO.
>> HEY.
HOW 'BOUT THAT TIME "PLAYBOY"
CALLED ME.
>> WHAT-BOY?
>> THE--THE PLAYBOY.
HE WANTED ME TO GO PARTY AT HIS
MANSION HOUSE, YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE
HE HAS TOO MANY GIRLS AND NOT
ENOUGH GUYS.
HA HA.
YOU KNOW, HE CALLED ME.
REMEMBER?
NO, JIMMY, I'M SORRY--I'M
COUNSELING A YOUTH CAMP TODAY.
YEAH, DOING SOME STUFF WITH MY
CHURCH.
THANK YOU THOUGH.
HAVE A BLESSED DAY.
>> REMEMBER...
REMEMBER THAT DATE I WENT ON
WITH FARRAH FAWCETT?
AND SHE SAID, "LET'S GET NUDE,
GO TO THIS HOTEL, AND, LIKE, DO
ALL THIS STUFF."
AND SHE STARTS, LIKE, PLAYING
WITH ME AND STARTS, LIKE,
HUGGING ON ME.
I SAYS, "NO.
NO, GIRL."
MY SHIRT WAS ON.
SO, SHE DROPPED ME OFF.
>> YOU KNOW, YOU AND I,
WE'VE MADE A LOT OF SACRIFICES
OVER THE YEARS.
AND IF IT WASN'T FOR US,
SOME PEOPLE WOULD NOT BE WHERE
THEY ARE TODAY.
THAT SUCKED ABOUT FARRAH
FAWCETT, BY THE WAY.
>> REMEMBER WHEN I SAVED BOTH
Y'ALL'S ***?
>> OH!
>> OH, RIGHT.
WHEN?
>> NAME ONE TIME!
ONCE!
>> ♪ PARTY, PARTY, PARTY
I WANT TO HAVE A PARTY ♪
>> HE NEEDS MEDICAL ATTENTION.
>> I GUESS I'M SATISFIED THEN.
>> BREATHE, DAMN IT!
>> [COUGHING]
>> ♪ PARTY, PARTY, PARTY
PARTY, PARTY, PARTY
THE PARTY'S GETTING STARTED
AND THIS IS HOW WE PARTY
ALL HE DOES IS PARTY
PARTY, PARTY, PARTY ♪
>> WAIT, NO!
THOSE ARE AWESOME!
>> [GRUNTS]
>> FINE.
I'M NOT SPINNING.
DON'T TOUCH ME.
>> YOU SON OF A--
>> NO, SHAKE!
>> TAKE HIM OUT.
>> WAIT, NO!
>> HELLO!
>> ♪ GET THIS PARTY STARTED ♪
>> THERE WE GO.
>> OH, OK.
OK, FINE!
>> ♪ STAY ♪
>> AAGH!
>> EXCUSE ME!
>> OH, NO!
AAGH!
>> AAGH!
>> COME ON, LET'S GO!
>> WELL...
YOU PUT THAT WHOLE THING TO ROCK
MUSIC, HUH?
>> THAT NEVER HAPPENED.
YOU CLEARLY ALTERED THIS.
>> OH, YOU THINK I DID, HUH?
>> YES.
AND I'M BEGINNING TO THINK
THAT YOU MOVED ME WHERE YOU
WERE.
>> OH, REALLY?
>> I'VE SEEN YOU WITH THAT
COMPUTER...
THAT I--THAT I BOUGHT!
REMEMBER WHEN I BOUGHT YOU THAT
COMPUTER?
>> BUT THIS ONE IS ONLY 199.
I MEAN, IT HAS EVERYTHING I
NEED.
>> OH, COME ON.
THIS IS THE ONE!
AND IT'S ONLY 3,099!
>> WE CAN'T AFFORD THAT.
>> YOU CAN'T AFFORD NOT TO HAVE
THIS.
LISTEN, I WILL AFFORD IT FOR YOU
BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO HAVE IT
BETTER THAN I HAD IT...
RIGHT NOW.
>> I DON'T KNOW HOW WE'RE GONNA
PAY FOR THIS.
>> THAT'S FOR ME TO WORRY ABOUT.
>> AND REMEMBER WHEN I GOT THE
BILL?
>> NO, I SURE DON'T.
>> WHERE THE HELL IS SHAKE?!
>> HE SAYS, "I'M MOVING TO
MEXICO TILL ALL THIS BILL
BUSINESS CHILLS OUT."
>> I HAVE NEVER SAID THAT.
I'VE NEVER EVEN SAID THOSE
WORDS.
>> OH, REALLY?
>> I'M GOING TO MEXICO UNTIL ALL
THIS BILL BUSINESS CHILLS OUT.
YOU CAN'T PROVE THAT I SAID
THAT.
>> OH, YEAH?
WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS?
>> I'M GOING TO MEXICO UNTIL ALL
THIS BILL BUSINESS CHILLS OUT.
>> I HAVE HIDDEN CAMERAS
EVERYWHERE.
>> UH...
F.Y.I., I WAS IN JERICHO
GROWING PASTA FOR POOR CHILDREN.
JUST HOW MUCH I THINK OF MYSELF,
YOU COULDN'T GET A DOG TO DO
THAT.
>> HEY, YOU GUYS REMEMBER WHEN I
GOT MY FIRST *** HAIR?
IN THAT RESTAURANT?
HEY, Y'ALL, CHECK IT OUT!
LOOK WHAT CAME WITH MY WINGS!
>> EW!
>> YEAH!
>> DON'T TOUCH THAT!
>> AND I'VE BEEN COLLECTING THEM
EVER SINCE.
HERE, FRYLOCK.
I MADE YOU THIS.
IT'S A SHIRT.
100% ***--
>> UH, YEAH.
UH, HA.
THANKS.
>> I FIGURED YOU TO BE A LARGE,
BUT I WENT EXTRA-LARGE 'CAUSE I
KNOW IT'S GONNA SHRINK IN THE
WASH.
THAT'S RIGHT.
I WANT YOU TO WASH THIS WITH THE
REST OF YOUR CLOTHES.
>> YOU KNOW WHO WOULD LIKE THAT,
MEATWAD?
CARL.
YEAH, CARL WOULD REALLY
APPRECIATE THAT SHIRT.
>> HOW COULD YOU TELL IF HE HAD
IT ON?
>> CARL, WHAT'S UP?!
>> NOTHING.
AND WHY YOU CALLING ME HERE?
>> I MADE YOU A SHIRT, MAN.
>> OH, WOW.
HOW THOUGHTFUL.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I MADE YOU A SHIRT, TOO!
BUT, SEE, WITHOUT THE "R" PART.
HA HA HA HA.
GET IT?
I MADE YOU A SHIRT.
HA HA HA HA HA!
COME GET IT BEFORE IT SINKS.
[TOILET FLUSHES]
HAD A LOT OF MEAT LAST NIGHT.
HA HA HA HA HA HA.
>> Y'ALL,
CARL'S CRAZY.
>> HEY, CARL.
COME ON OVER AND HANG OUT.
JUST KICKING BACK IN THE CRIB,
TALKING ABOUT THE GOOD OLD DAYS,
YOU KNOW?
THERE'S FELLOWSHIP.
WE GOT SOME TAP WATER.
GOT THAT ALL DAY.
>> AND TERA PATRICK.
>> NO, THERE'S NO WAY
I'M COMING OVER.
>> TERA!
>> WHAT IS IN IT FOR ME?
>> YOU KNOW...
YOU DA MAN!
>> TELL HIM TERA PATRICK'S HERE.
>> OH, YEAH.
AND TERRY PATRICK.
>> TARA!
>> OH, OH!
TARA.
TARA PATRICK.
>> OH, YEAH.
OH, WHAT, ON YOUR COMPUTER?
>> NO, CARL!
IN REAL LIFE.
>> OH.
OK.
>> SHE'S RIGHT HERE.
>> THE *** STAR.
RIGHT.
>> YEAH, THE *** STAR, MAN.
>> ALL RIGHT, SMART GUY.
YOU GOT TARA PATRICK OVER THERE,
WHAT'S TATTOOED ON UH...
WELL, YOU KNOW, IN HER UTERUS?
>> HEY, WHAT'S TATTOOED ON YOUR
UTERUS?
>> A UNICORN MAKING LOVE TO A
KEEBLER ELF.
>> TARA?
HEY, IS THAT YOU?!
IS THAT YOU, TARA?!
>> I LOVE TO MEET ALL MY FANS.
COME ON OVER AND PARTY WITH ME.
>> OH, MAN!
I'VE SEEN ALL YOUR PICTORALS!
YOU ARE ONE OF THE MOST
BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN THE WORLD...
YOU KNOW, SPREAD EAGLE.
>> TARA, GIVE ME THE PHONE.
>> HOW'D YOU GET HER TO COME
OVER THERE?
>> WE JUST CALLED HER.
YOU EVER HEAR OF THE TELEPHONE?
>> OK, OK.
JUST KEEP HER THERE.
HANG ON.
I--I--I--
I GOTTA GET SOME DVDs TOGETHER
FOR HER TO SIGN!
OH, I'M SO EXCITED!
[DIAL TONE]
>> YOU THINK HE KNOWS WHY WE
REALLY WANT HIM TO COME OVER
HERE?
>> HE DON'T NEED TO KNOW
NOTHING.
[WOLF HOWLS]
>> HEY, GUYS.
REMEMBER WHEN ME AND YOU, AND
MEATWAD--
>> WHAT, TARA?
WHAT?!
SHUT UP!
YOU--IT'S JUST YOU'RE SO MOUTHY.
ALL I SEE IS LIPS MOVING,
STORIES THAT GO NOWHERE.
WILL YOU PLEASE JUST KEEP EATING
YOUR CORNDOG.
>> MMM!
I LIKE TO PARTY WITH YOU.
>> OH, HI.
>> EXCUSE ME.
GET OUT OF MY WAY.
>> MY NAME'S DAN
FROM GRIM REAPER GUTTERS.
I WON'T LEAVE UNTIL I MAKE A
SALE.
>> YEAH, WELL, MY--MY GUTTERS
ARE FINE THERE.
THANKS.
SO...
GET LOST, G.
>> REALLY?
ARE YOU SURE?
>> YEAH, I'M LOOKING AT 'EM
RIGHT NOW, AND THEY'RE...
THEY'RE THERE.
SO, GET LOST.
TARA!
>> HAVE YOU SEEN OUR CLOG-FREE
SYSTEM?
IT SAFELY ROUTES ROOF RUN-OFF,
LEAVES, AND DEBRIS AWAY FROM THE
HOME WHILE TASTEFULLY ACCENTING
YOUR ROOFLINE AND SOFFITS.
>> LOOK, MAN, I--
I TOLD YOU NO.
I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I
CAN SAY IT.
>> OK.
BUT, YOU KNOW, TOP SOIL CAN
ERODE FROM EVERY RUN-OFF.
>> WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT'S NOT EVEN AN ISSUE
BECAUSE I'M GONNA PAVE MY YARD
TOMORROW, OK?
TARA!
>> OH, LISTEN.
THERE'S NO NEED TO DO THAT.
>> WHY IS THIS DOOR LOCKED?
TARA!
>> IT'S A FREE ESTIMATE.
>> HEY, THE DOOR IS LOCKED!
>> WE CAN HAVE OUR FACTORY
TRAINED PROFESSIONAL OVER HERE
TOMORROW TO TAKE A LOOK AT IT.
>> I SAID NO!
>> [SIGHS]
OK.
>> WHOA!
>> OH, DANG!
>> HE KILLED CARL!
>> YEAH, BUT DID HE LEAVE?
>> NO!
HAVEN'T YOU SEEN THEIR
COMMERCIAL.
THEY WON'T LEAVE UNTIL THEY MAKE
A SALE.
>> MY NAME'S DAN
FROM GRIM REAPER GUTTERS.
I WON'T LEAVE UNTIL I MAKE A
SALE.
HAVE YOU SEEN OUR CLOG-FREE
SYSTEM?
IT SAFELY ROUTES ROOF RUN-OFF,
LEAVES, AND DEBRIS AWAY FROM THE
HOME WHILE TASTEFULLY ACCENTING
YOUR ROOFLINE AND SOFFITS...
>> FRYLOCK, WHERE ARE YOU
GOING?!
>> I GUESS I'M GOING TO BUY SOME
[BLEEP] DAMN GUTTERS!
WELL, HE SOLD ME THE ULTIMATE
PREEMPTIVE GUTTER.
IT INCINERATES ALL LEAVES OFF
THE TREES BEFORE THEY EVEN GET
TO YOUR ROOF.
IT ALSO INCINERATES SEEDS BEFORE
THEY CAN EVEN BECOME TREES.
>> WOW.
>> AND THIS BOX CARBONATES AND
FLAVORS YOUR RAINWATER--
NOT THAT YOU MIGHT WANT TO,
YOU KNOW, DRINK IT.
>> WHERE'S DAN FROM GRIM REAPER
GUTTERS?
I WANT TO PARTY WITH HIM.
>> HE SAYS HE'S COMING BACK
TOMORROW.
SELL US A BRIDGE IN NEW YORK.
HA HA HA HA.
>> THERE AIN'T NO BRIDGES
IN NEW YORK.
>> THAT'S THE JOKE!
>> I SAID--I SAID THERE AIN'T NO
BRIDGES IN NEW YORK!
[*** TRIGGER]
>> UH, MEATWAD...
WHERE...
WHERE'D YOU FIND THAT?
>> WHAT DOES THAT MATTER?
NONE OF THAT MATTERS NOW.
>> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
>> NO, NO!
>> ♪ DANCING IS FORBIDDEN
D-D-D-DANCING IS FORBIDDEN
DANCING IS FORBIDDEN
D-D-D-DANCING IS FORBIDDEN
D-DANCING IS FORBIDDEN ♪
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