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Hello everybody. And welcome. To the xbox reveal event.
Now I.. sort of forgot to bring any games with me, so were just going to watch TV for
a few hours. And hope everyone doesnt notice. Ok. So thats some TV. How about we show you
the actual console. YEP! Thats right! Its a big black box! But its fine because its
shiny! Which instantly makes it look AWESOME! Now i'm pretty sure you're all wondering what
the specs of this new console are. Well I dont actually know. But im pretty sure it
has 8GB RAM and a 500GB Hard Drive. Yeh. Now we accidentally used industrial glue to
keep the Hard Drive in... so thats not coming out. And also theres a weird bug which causes
the xbox to explode if you take the kinect out but.. thats ok! because the new xbox comes
with a free smoke detector! Now that is all for today. I hope you like
our new TiVo box...sorry. I mean Console. Because it will be available... sometime this
year.. thats right yeh. This year. Oh. And by the way. Its called Xbox One. Because
we at microsoft believe. That logic is over-rated. XBOX GO HOME!