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Baby, I’m ready to lose my virginity.
But you’ve been in that bathroom for like an infinity.
Though I’m hungry for ***, I fear the worst.
Maybe we should try to just get drunk first.
This apprehension does not have great timin’
Since all that I want is to burst through your ***
But the last thing I want is you to be reserved.
So tell me your troubles, what has you unnerved.
Well, I tried everything that is Meant to Arouse
I shaved everywhere ‘cept my scalp and my Eyebrows
But After I shaved, I thought I’d get Cold feet
Because my bald *** reminds me of Lunch meat.
If your *** is like cold cuts, It should feel incredible.
But unlike lunch meat, I’m sure that it’s edible.
Not that I’ve microwaved pre-packaged ham,
And into its folds, My *** did slam.
Well, let’s get in bed and turn out the light
But try to be careful, my *** hole is tight.
And just so we don’t have to Risk Procreation
I’ve purchased condoms, diaphragms, and lubrication
Spermicide’s also a product I Bought,
But I’m not sure how this stuff will fit up your ***.
Though it may seem too much for our Lustful contortion.
That stuff should prevent any Need for abortion
Yes, it is quite an expansive selection.
Now all that I need is to get an ***.
To give you a ***, I’d dance like a ***.
But about my body, I feel Insecure
Let’s forget this pressure and just go to bed.
And if you get wood, I’ll give you head.