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The other day, I was at the gym and this guy was super hot.
Or, as Québécois would say, "super 'otte."
Hey, Micheline! You coming to the show this weekend?
It's gonna be full winner, full killer, full hip hop!
And, I was like... what?
I can't understand anything you're saying... but okay!
"Writing session with Marie-Josée, Head Writer at TVJ"
Micheline? -Yes.
There is gingko and açai tea on the table. It feeds your brain.
Oh, do I... do I look like I need it?
Hola chickitas! Sorry I'm late.
Don't worry, we'll get you caffeinated.
Hello. -Hello.
Relax, girl. Work is work. Sex is sex. Don't sweat it.
This isn't going to work. We can't write together.
Calm down, calm down. It's okay.
I'll keep my pants zipped from 9 to 5. No guarantees after that...
Micheline. -Yes.
Your rewrite of the Franco-Manitoban teenager sketch... -Yes.
It's awesome! -Ah!
Oh! -I love it.
Really?! Thanks! Well, thanks.
Louis-Felix, send me your revisions before 5 PM.
Yes, ma'am. I will pump up the funny in no time.
Well, Louis-Felix. You don't have to... ya know? Exaggerate.
Listen, your little sketch probably works for you in the church basement in Saskatoon...
but here in Quebec you need punch lines.
Speaking of, I read an article where you said that you get all your punch lines from American reality TV...
Ouch. Hurts doesn't it? But it's true.
Well, she should take my advice or she'll have to go back to Moose Jaw with her tail between her legs.
It's St. Boniface... I am from Manitoba.
You never heard of Louis Riel? No? The father of Manitoba?
Sacrificed his life for the French in the West and was hanged by the English.
Didn't you listen in high school? -Oh yah, "Louis Riel!" For sure, he's a designer.
He makes awesome man purses. I've got one.
Yah, me too! Two of them.
That's hilarious. Write me some jokes about that. -Good one! That's funny.
Miche, I dunno...pump up the libido, the sex appeal.
Good idea.
Pardon me?
The sex appeal...the libido!
Oh right, for the "character." Of course, I... I...
Wow! We were thinking the same thing. We share the same brain.
Come on...
My name is Mr. Mariachi.
Tonight, I will show you how to seduce a woman on the dance floor.
Ah! She looks like a tigress in her leopard skin dress.
To command her attention, you do a move that I call: "El Pollo Suprema"
This is the first time that she will feel the desire to give you...
...a ***!