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Good morning class.
Wake up sir, thank you.
Today we are going to be talking about what we have been talking about
all semester- The great and glorious subject of… The Bible.
If you guys would please bring out your homework [Groans]
Stop your whining. Remember when it comes to the Bible we have
three vary important rules. Number one,
know what the Bible says.
Number two, study the Bible.
And number three, why do
we know and study the Bible, so we can do
EXACTLY
exactly
What it says to do.
Yes Lucius. >>Exactly?
>>Exactly. >>Exactly? >>Did i say something different!?
Well then I have a question about last nights homework… Uhh
The Levitical laws? >>Yeah, uh… 25:44 states that I can have slaves
provided they're purchased from neighboring nations
does that include mexicans and canadians? >>It does… But be careful
they can also have you. Because we are a bordering state of theirs… Are you thinking about getting slaves?
>>Well I mean According to Leviticus, I can, so… >>Well I hope so, I have a Canadian at home…
>>Okay, well, hold on- another question. "Observe the sabbath because it is holy to you
anyone who desecrates must be put to death."
So my neighbors works on Sunday
I can take his life-
or should I have someone else do it?
It say touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean. So does that mean I
can't play football?
>>You could just wear gloves. >>Oh, I have to wear gloves. >>Okay, does anyone else have any questions about
the uh... Levitical Laws, or anything else that Bible- Yes, Suzie. >>Uh excuse me.
Says right here, "Women are to be kept
silent."
If you just want to flip to Psalm 137:9...
I hope you don't have kids, because according to that you should bash them into the rocks
AND
to enjoy it. >>Give me that.
Uh… You just
stole
my Bible.
You have to cut off your hands if you steal.
But I want to keep my hands.
Well I want an A in this class.
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