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Life tutorials With the participation of the learned pigeon!
Today, in life tutorials, how to camp in the wild?
Don’t try to make friends with animals.
Sweety! sweety! Sweety!
Swee…
…Ty
Nature is full of surprises.
Don’t try to hunt by yourself.
Oh ***
You could hurt someone.
Don’t try to build a fire.
Look, I didn’t see a smoke signal for a long time! Can you still translate it?
Of course ! That’s a main who is offering his wife to a ritual gang ***!
We have to hurry! We must arrive before the other tribes!
You may eat cold and sleep alone.
Don’t try to wipe your butt with what’s around.
You may feel some irritation.
Hey Fab, that’s funny, it seems that we are in an area full of hedg…
Hedgehog! I know.
How do you know?!
I just know.
Solutions!
Mummy?
Try to corrupt local fauna
Come sweety, come! Look at this! That’s good!
Sweety sweety!
Or choose the appropriate weapon.
Call a fire specialist.
And finally, choose wisely your camping area.
Yeah, I need to go to the toilet.
Just go there, behind the bushes, you’ll see that’s just perfect.
Ohohoh, wait for a second, if you don’t find one, I had kept one for you.
One what?
That’s so soft!
Of course that’s soft!
Warning! This last tutorial does not work with Jehovah’s witnesses!
Forgive us little Jesus cause we're sinners.
Let’s all be firm and resolute little Jesus.
Hey Guys! Come here!
Hello sir.
Show me your suits, they look soft!
Hey Fab, that’s funny, it seems that we are close to a temple of…
Jehovah’s witnesses...
How do you know?!
They are *** disturbers!
Four Aces!
Eat this ***!