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Life tutorials With the participation of the learned pigeon!
Today, in life tutorials, how to react if a serial killer is ringing at your door?
It's ok grandma, I'll deal with it.
Hello...
Don't try to communicate with him.
I don't understand sir, you have to articulate...
What does it mean "Argagargagar"?!
Ok that's enough, get the *** out of here now!
You won't understand a single word.
Don't try to fight with him.
Unfortunately, he is stronger than you.
Don't try to call the cops.
Podunk town Police station, what can I do for you?
Please come to my home urgently! There is a big strange guy trying to kill me!
I live at the 13th of the Bosse-Platière dead end.
Ok, I just sent a squad to your place. They will be there in 6 hours.
What?!
You certainly have taken holidays in a old manor lost in the wood.
Don't try to hide.
He always thinks one step ahead.
Solutions!
At school, instead of learning Spanish language, learn "consanguineous serial killers slang".
- What's it for? - Leprous pruners to help you!
- Really?! - Can I trim you hedge?!
- Of course! - And your wife's bush too?
- Yeah sure! She's just here, come inside! - Nice, thank you!
Choose wisely your game to take advantage of his intellectual defects!
Checkmate!
Instead of calling the cops, hire a bodyguard!
This isn't going to work...
Listen carefully to the suspense music. It always precedes the killer's coming!
Grandma?!
Oh ***! Grandma!
Don't forget, this musical theme precedes all kind of scary presence.
Warning!
This last tutorial does not work with Jehovah's witnesses!
You're still here?!!
Did you just have a crap?!