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Just don't give me
the new era speech again.
Dude, it is totally new era.
Thanks to Addison
and the U.
N.
,
we have no commercial
banking access,
We have no military
or law enforcement support.
It is cold in here,
or is it just me?
We also have no love
from the mayor's office,
which means no breaks
on our heating bills
or property taxes.
Really?
Really.
Oh, man.
Abby's coming over
for lunch today.
We're celebrating
her big promotion.
And I bought
all this gourmet food
and those sea salt chocolates
you told me about--
All right,
I'll fix the heating.
Thank you.
I will save you
some chicken.
I'm getting paid
in chicken now.
Actually,
it could be worse.
Yeah, sure it could.
Think about Magnus.
Yeah, so what's
the deal with Africa?
Why not Switzerland,
or Monaco,
or wherever
this guy's from?
She didn't tell you?
This guy, Feliz,
he lives on his plane.
Shut up!
Yeah, yeah.
He sends you the coordinates
of some landing spot
In this case,
it's some lawless island
off the coast of Mozambique.
So he never stays
in one place for long.
No.
How "Bond villain"
is that?
So, he's our guy now?
Yeah, yeah.
If you want something kept
hidden or off the grid,
Richard Feliz is your man.
He's our underground ally.
Lawless island.
That sounds dodgy.
Aw, come on,
for "bullets
and leather" Magnus?
She can handle it.
Votre attention,
s'il vous plait
You're welcome.
Voulez-vous presenter
au comptoir d'embarquement
So, you come here often?
Whatever fantasies you have
about you and I
are not
going to happen.
Oh, come on, now.
I have to know
your story.
From what I understand,
women like to tell it.
Brad Sylvester.
You have a lot of experience
with women, Mr.
Sylvester?
Enough.
You know, just being friendly
with a fellow traveler.
CEO, Day-and-Night-Poker.
You look like a woman
who enjoys games.
Really?
Enjoy the weather.
It changes
all the time.
Yes, I've-
I've been to Africa before.
Photographer.
Canadian Press,
and I promise,
I will not hit on you.
But only because
I've got a killer
deadline to meet.
Good enough reason.
Yes, no,
I cannot have the Irish Hammer
fighting Hebrew Mick
at Caesar's on this date.
Why, Vasili? Why?
Da , conflict.
Also, we have fashion show.
Yes, women with large, eh
sash, bathing suits
Thank you.
Did I invest in this idea
to make money?
Don't answer that, Vasili,
I will kick you in the throat.
Right in the throat.
Get this one right
or polish your resume.
Ai-yi-yi-yi
My apologies.
Totally unseemly.
Feodor Glazov, CEO, DCC.
Look, please accept these comps
to the title bout this month
in Atlantic City.
You too, my skinny supermodel.
You have a man in your--
life?
He like fun?
He has socks?
This will blow them off.
DCC?
Death Cage Competition.
Ah, of course.
Thank you, Mr.
Glazov--
please, call me Frank.
You've never
heard of DCC?
Just a matter of time.
Fastest growing sport
in the world.
Faster than
online poker?
Poker is dead.
This is future.
Vasili,
give me good news.
Yes, bathing suit.
They cover the part
the sun doesn't shine.
Uh, no, thanks.
That "Cage match" crap
is a sign of the apocalypse.
Couldn't agree more.
Um, are you interested?
Actually, I was
going to give you mine.
The only men I know
are the ones who buy tickets
to Comicon in San Diego
a year in advance.
A much better breed.
Charlotte Benoit.
Helen Magnus.
What brings you here?
Oh, you know,
the dependable weather.
You?
Work.
I've been on Madagascar
for the past three months
studying Lemur migration.
Their population patterns,
their diet changes.
Lemurs, wonderful animals.
Very versatile.
Um
Scent glands in their
paws, if I'm right.
Okay, I'm definitely getting
a scientist vibe from you.
Are you here
on research too?
I wish.
No, I'm meeting someone.
Well, that's very mysterious.
Isn't it?
Dear God.
Easy, people.
Back away
from the windows.
Hands where
we can see 'em.
Everyone stays
exactly where
they are
Do you mind explaining this?
Sure.
We're here
to rob you all blind.
Original Air Date on October 28, 2011
♪
Did I mention
the new office?
With walls and a door
and everything!
Oh, water cooler?
Hmm! It's just
down the hall.
And something
about a window?
Yeah, that opens,
to the fresh air--
to an alley, but,
I mean, who cares?
I love you, the pay raise
means nothing,
but a window, a door,
a little bit of sunlight,
and you are on cloud nine.
Well, a window means
that plant
you gave me last year
might actually live--
you love me?
Is that plant is still alive?
Because it's a fern,
they're kind of delicate--
Oh, did you get me
another one?
Because if you did,
that's great--
You just have to
water them a lot--
Are you hungry?
Starving.
Congratulations,
Special Agent Corrigan.
You deserve it, Abby.
Yes, I do.
Nicholls, search 'em.
Chesky?
The tower is down.
You took care of
the last two ground crew.
Radio, phone, radar,
the whole place
is sealed off.
Look, if it's
our belongings you want,
I'm sure there's
some arrangement that we can--
Queen of England,
zip it.
Boss?
Broad's got a piece.
It's a nice one, too.
And a knife.
Wow,
that's my kind of girl.
***!
Nicholls, relax.
She's an Alpha dog.
You just got
too close.
I'll make you my dog.
Tyler, how long?
So, this here's
a two-way street, people.
We have a secure link
to every major bank
and financial institution
in the world,
and that's our part.
Your job is to give us
your account transit numbers.
You give us
the right numbers,
we transfer the funds,
you all keep breathing.
You all start
getting forgetful,
we start shooting you.
H-how are we
supposed to remember
our transit numbers?
I mean, I use
an ATM half the time.
Yes, I phone my cousin
in Kiev for money stuff.
And guess what,
bags for douching,
I'm not phoning no one.
Are you guys, like,
the stupidest criminals
of all time?
I mean, who remembers
their transfer number?
I make $50,000 a year,
before taxes,
and I'm Canadian.
Get the picture?
The only reason
you are on
this hole of an island
during rainy season
is because of business
Business that you would like
to keep under the radar.
Means you have access
to lots of money,
money which is now mine.
Numbers.
Citibank.
personal line of credit.
Checks out, boss.
Guy's got about
Or should I say, "had.
"
Give me my phone,
I'll make a call.
And what about you,
sweet cheeks?
Uh
I-I-I
I can't remember.
That is very
unfortunate for you.
She's a research scientist.
What are you gonna do,
steal her pension plan?
I don't hear any digits
coming out of you,
Ms.
concealed weapon.
Barclays.
7652360.
Satisfied?
Tyler? Am I satisfied?
Um kinda?
Do the numbers
check out or not?
Yeah, they check out,
but across three accounts,
she's got $209.
She's broke, boss.
You know, women and money.
Hot and broke,
just the way I like them.
We could make an arrangement,
you and me.
Stay down,
or you're all dead!
Tyler! Hold your fire!
There.
Now.
You're abnormals.
Better believe it.
Quite the powers your team has.
They come in handy.
At least the government
thought so,
until about two months ago.
You're ex-military.
Black ops.
Let me guess, CIA or NSA?
Wherever, whenever.
With powers like that,
how could you lose in Iraq?
Because they'd be
totally unstable
as soldiers.
She sounds like
my psych officer.
So the army found you
and trained you until
Until a couple of
uptight suits in D.
C.
decided that our services
were no longer needed.
Couldn't just
let you go, though,
could they?
Not knowing
what you're capable of.
They tried to kill you.
Being "decommissioned"
wasn't exactly
an attractive option.
What, and now
you rip people off
for a living?
Why don't you come
and work for me?
We could make
a lot of money.
Or not.
All these people here
are pretty freaked out
about our
talents,
except for you.
I don't impress easily.
I don't like
women with secrets.
You'll hate me.
Chesky,
one of these folks
has a plane
hidden somewhere.
Find it, please.
You have the look
of a woman with options.
This can't really be
your plan,
land here,
steal money
from random travelers.
You're after Feliz.
Who's Feliz?
Oh, we can stop pretending.
You all know
we're here to meet him.
It was obvious
as soon as they
started asking
for our banking
information.
Why else
would anyone be on this
crap hole of an island?
Lemurs.
I've been studying Lemurs.
I swear I don't know
who this Feliz person is.
Feliz is a man
with access to a lot of money,
and when he lands,
he's going to turn
it all over to us.
I imagine
some of the cash
that Feliz controls
is yours, right?
Aw, she looks mad now.
Tyler, radar.
Setting it up, boss.
On my cue,
Frank, you get
Brad, clear?
Clear.
What are you gonna do?
Just stay close to me,
all right?
Zimmerman.
Yeah, when?
Agent Corrigan.
How the hell
did that happen?
Yes, I understand.
I'll be there
in 15 minutes.
No, no, no,
Henry and I can handle it.
Just send over the data,
we'll take care of it.
Yes, sir, I'm on my way.
Okay.
Uh, work.
Yeah, me too.
Departmental
budget crisis.
There's a monster
on the loose.
This was really nice, Will.
Thank you.
Yeah, we should make this
a little ritual, darling,
you know?
A weekly interlude.
I would love that,
minus the accent.
Sorry, it's non-negotiable.
I'll call you.
Will you?
Bye.
That's what
I'm talking about.
We just got upgraded.
Miley Cyrus!
That's gotta be
against FAA regs!
What the hell are we gonna do?
Get the temp kit, Jonesy.
We're jacking this plane.
ETA?
With speed and head wind,
an hour, maybe less.
Mr.
Sylvester
Brad?
My head
My suit
Quiet.
Can you walk?
Can you be nicer?
Hands where I can see 'em.
Put the gun down!
I'm assuming
someone with X-ray vision
is worth more
than a few hostages.
You want Mr.
Feliz,
good luck with that,
but these people and I
are leaving.
Oh, I knew you had a ride.
Inside.
Move.
Hit it!
Let's go.
Quickly.
Hey, nice moves back there!
When this is over,
I owe you
a case of Cristal.
One thing at a time!
What the hell was that?
Keep working.
Come on.
Damn.
I'd only
just bought that.
What the hell
happened?
That can't be good.
I can't hear anything
you guys are saying!
I said "that can't--
don't worry about it.
Recess is over, kids.
You and Kate handled
the last time
one of these escaped,
so give me the 411.
Steno-pel-habilis.
Beijing Sanctuary's been
breeding little Ralphies
like gangbusters.
"Ralphie" being the one
you recaptured a few years ago.
Yeah, Kate named it.
Okay, how come there's
another one loose?
Shipping container mix-up
out of Beijing.
And one of our abnormals
goes missing.
Yup.
A full-sized
Steno popped up
in an Ikea warehouse
down by the docks.
Okay, one to ten,
how difficult is it
for one of these
to be captured?
Uh, now that I know
its eating habits
and favorite haunts?
I'd say about a two.
Hmm.
The Jays are playing
a double-header tonight,
and Biggie's making wings.
Again with the chicken.
Again, not complaining.
I'd say Chesky tried to Jack
the Brit's plane,
triggered some kind of
auto destruct.
Pretty slick.
We jammed all
transmissions in the L.
Z.
She's cut off from the outside.
That's not good enough.
I want her taken out.
You know, you act like
quite the bad ***,
but her plane just took out
two of your people,
and now she's out there
gettin' her James Bond on.
You know, I would
characterize that
as an epic fail, my man.
I may be bulletproof,
but I don't like getting shot.
You feel me?
So
This woman knows weapons,
is a trained fighter.
What is she,
British intelligence?
She never told me
what business she's in.
I only met her an hour ago.
What's her name?
I don't think she told us.
Name?
Helen
Magnus.
Running it.
If she's meeting the banker,
she's gotta be
someone with money.
You know, this woman,
she is more than someone
with just cash
She's got you all scared.
C.
Q.
C.
Q.
This is Comoros airport
requesting emergency assistance
on all channels--
Sorry about your plane .
Sorry about your men.
My guess is,
they tried to hit it with
an Em pulse to get on board.
Bad idea.
Makes it explode.
Fun as it was,
it doesn't really
change anything.
Feliz will never land here,
mainly because your men murdered
the entire
air traffic control crew.
With the set-up that we have,
he will never
notice the difference.
You just blew up my plane.
You don't think
he'll notice that from the air?
It's Helen, right?
You seem very determined
to ruin my day.
Maybe I should return the favor.
Harm anyone else
and I promise
you will regret it.
Surrender now,
and they might live.
I have a better offer--
let everyone else go,
and I might consider
letting you and your team
leave here alive.
Think it over.
It's not a bad offer.
Mind if I borrow this?
It's pretty fresh.
It's gotta be close.
Hey, just stun it, okay?
And don't make it mad.
You said this
would be easy.
You saw the poop.
Will?
Abby?
What are you doing
down here?
I'm doing my job, Will.
Departmental
budget crisis?
Are you guys
hunting abnormals now?
Since when does the FBI
do that?
Since the almost
monster-invasion last month.
Every intelligence agency
in the world
is creating abnormal
investigation units.
They are?
So this is
your new assignment.
Thank you for telling me
the truth.
My new posting is classified,
and you guys are, you know
Rogue.
I couldn't
tell you, Will.
This promotion
is important to me,
and you guys
are kind of on the outs,
with everyone.
No offense.
Well, you're honing in
on our turf
you're keeping us
out of the loop,
what's to be offended by?
My department's mission
is to investigate
any suspicious sightings
or reports
pertaining to the unexplained.
Oh, great,
they're after the Steno.
That's awesome.
Well, there are
a lot of scared
Ikea employees out there.
Abby!
Everything
under control in here, Abby?
Who is this guy?
Special Agent Crealy, FBI.
And
What are you two
supposed to be?
This is Will Zimmerman
and Henry Foss,
friends of mine
from the Sanctuary.
This is my partner, Gavin.
Gavin.
You and buddy here
want to explain
why you're interfering with
a federal investigation?
Dude, we are not
interfering,
you're interfering.
Dude , don't make me
show you my badge.
Let me tell you something--
what does that even mean?
Okay, Abby,
we're on the clock here.
Oh, because of the Jays
double-header tonight?
No, because there are
people in danger.
This is not time
for the junior B
tryouts.
I'm sorry,
who saved your *** last month
when no world leaders
would take your call?
That was different.
We've dealt with this before.
We know what we're doing--
Uh-huh, and we don't?
You're clueless.
Clueless.
Listen, buddy,
I've had about enough
of your tone.
You are speaking to
federal agents here.
If you call me
"buddy" once more,
I'm going to
take your badge,
and I'm going to
shove it up--
That's right,
it's "arrest a dipstick"
day today, isn't it?
Oh, is it?
Okay, okay, boys!
Boys! Boys
Whatever we were
looking for
is definitely
long gone now,
so why don't we just
dial it back.
We can each go
our separate ways.
That is a good idea, Abby.
I'm gonna let you off
with a little bit of a warning
this time
Buddy.
This guy.
Okay, I'm gonna make you
eat your--
Dial it back!
Like she was never born.
No alias hits,
no matching profiles
for a Helen Magnus,
if that's her real name.
Real enough for her
to have a bank account.
Someone's covering
her tracks,
wiping the data
from the intel community.
And whoever's
doing it is good.
There's no sign of her.
Maybe she bugged out,
hitched a ride
to the nearest town?
Not likely.
Run backgrounds on the others,
starting with
Mr.
Poker guy here,
Brad Sylvester.
Sure, I'll see
if I can find
anything in the
Echelon secure cloud.
Oh, boy
Well, well
Looks like someone
wasn't being
entirely truthful
Mr.
CIA Field Agent.
Oh, I worked with your kind
in Iraq, Afghanistan, Yemen
Spooks always had
access to slush funds,
operational cash,
hush money?
And seeing as
they tried to kill us,
I think Uncle Sam owes us
some reparations.
Huh?
It makes me wonder
what the other two are hiding.
You got any secrets,
sweetheart?
E-everything's dead!
It's impossible.
I'm on battery power here.
She'*** us with an Em pulse.
Just give me a target.
Bingo.
Damn!
Oh, my God.
Take the Professor next.
No, take me next,
take me next.
I-I'll tell you everything.
I'll tell you
everything!
I-I don't know anything.
I don't know anything!
Let go of me!
Filthy bliad.
Listen, listen, okay?
I just a teacher.
I don't have any secrets.
Baby
Everyone has secrets.
Please don't hurt me.
You all right?
I thought
she was gonna kill me.
Pain in the ***,
isn't she?
But I've met worse.
There.
Right.
Let's get out of here.
Are you all right?
Let me have a look at you.
I'm fine, I'm fine.
But look at you,
you're a mess.
You're covered
in lacerations.
I'm fine.
I've been through worse.
You keep saying that.
"You've been through worse,
you've seen worse.
"
You sound like an old woman.
I am an old woman.
What's your deal, anyway?
You're being totally cryptic
about being here,
and you went "Die Hard"
on these guys.
What are you,
a spy, an agent, or something?
A doctor.
Of ***-kicking.
Something like that.
Look, Charlotte,
I'm really sorry
that you got mixed up in this,
and I'm not being glib
when I say this,
but I think we can
solve this situation
if we work together.
Are you up for it?
I'm in.
Great.
Come on.
I'm coming, relax!
Hi.
Where is he?
Uh, he's his office,
but he just--
oof.
Clever, Will, very clever.
Hi.
Drop the act.
Just tell me why.
Why what?
We received an anonymous tip
that the Steno ,
as you call it,
was hiding in a warehouse
in the seventh ward.
Instead we found a nest
of hibernating Durango bats.
Gavin is still
in the medical clinic
covered in hives.
Ooh, man, those bites
can be really nasty.
No, what's nasty, will,
is that you did this.
You were the anonymous tipster--
Did you plant
the bats too?
L-listen.
No, please,
will, you need
to come clean on this.
All right, fine, I did it.
But just listen to me, okay?
I had to do something
to throw you
off the scent
for your own safety.
A full-grown Steno
can maim or kill
anything in its way,
and you
and Agent Glee Club,
you're not equipped
to deal with
this kind of thing.
So you made us look like fools?
No--
will, professional jealousy
is one thing--
I'm not--
out and out betrayal?
Abby.
It's business,
it's not personal.
This is my career.
My reputation, Will.
It is personal.
You and I are done.
Wait, Abby--
Dude, um
We have a location?
Yeah, we tracked it
to the sewers
near the water treatment plant.
All right.
Let's get this done.
If you knocked out
the radar,
shouldn't that stop this
Feliz guy from landing?
They'll find a way
around it, believe me.
If we can retake
the terminal,
we can free everyone
and warn Feliz that
he's flying into a trap.
Here, take this.
I don't mean to be
difficult or anything,
but is there any way
we can do this
without me having to
shoot someone or get shot?
Possibly.
Yes.
We are hot again.
Comoros tower, I repeat,
this is Rancho 639er
one-five miles west
for runway one,
how do you hear?
Good timing.
Rancho 639er, this is
Comoros tower, good evening.
Wind is zero niner zero
at one-one,
altimeter is 3002,
and you are cleared to land
at runway one.
Runway one, Comoros
tower, Roger that.
See you in five minutes.
Come on in.
Chumps.
How can those people
have those freaky powers?
They're like
They're like
super villains.
Every exceptional ability
has a weakness, believe me.
Okay, what about
X-ray guy?
Most likely,
his eyes are sensitive
to our body's
thermal heat signatures,
and the woman
with the sonic scream,
unique vocal chords.
It's all explainable by science.
Okay, but bulletproof man?
Super-resilient epidermis.
Likely a result
of the military's attempt
to weaponize abnormals.
Idiots.
And you know all
of this because--
Another time.
In the meantime,
we need to level
the playing field somewhat.
I'm going to need
to use your shirt.
Oh, crap.
Did they just
Backdrafts can be
extremely violent.
I should have warned you.
Yeah, that's
got to hurt.
Do you think
this'll work?
It has to.
We have to stop
Feliz's plane at all costs.
Because they got
all your money?
Because if those thieves
get what they want,
they'll kill us all!
Move!
Should still be dozing
somewhere in this sector.
Let's just tranq
and bag the sucker
before there's
any more weirdness.
Whoa
Whoa! Ah!
Okay, okay, okay
Okay!
Just relax, rover.
Just relax
Just calm down, okay?
Just calm down.
Are you guys all right?
I'm fine.
Hey, hey, hey
Come on, hey.
How many fingers?
How many fingers?
Tuesday.
He's gonna be fine,
but we gotta
get him out of here.
Okay, whatever that was,
it's gone.
What was it?
It was a--
stenopelhabilis,
and not a happy one, at that.
We gotta stop it before
it does any more damage.
Whoa, who put you
in charge there, pally?
Gavin, just
shut up and help.
Come on.
Plane's still
gaining altitude, boss,
banking west.
Looks like
something went sideways.
Perhaps your plan
wasn't so brilliant after all.
Hold on.
It's still banking west,
but altitude steady
at 9,000 feet.
He's not leaving.
Which means
that there is
something down here
that he wants.
Well done.
Now the others.
If we can create a distraction,
we can draw those men
away from the hostages.
I can't.
You'll be fine,
Charlotte.
I lied to you.
About what?
Remember when I said
I was studying Lemurs?
Yeah.
More like
I'm studying
their reaction
to a specific deadly virus.
Last one
we haven't checked.
Belongs to the
professor chick.
Well, well
And you're
telling me this now?
I had to know
that I could trust you.
Well, I'm glad
we got that sorted.
Just how deadly is this virus?
If a small sample
gets released,
it'll wipe out
everyone on this island.
And half the coast of Africa.
It's complicated, okay?
So, your plan
was to sell it to Feliz.
How noble.
I wasn't going to sell it.
I was going to give it to him.
The government,
the black market,
nobody should get a hold
of this virus.
Feliz contacted me
and said that he would hide it.
I don't care about the money.
I just don't want it to get
into the wrong hands.
So where is it right now?
M-maybe you want to be
careful with that, my friend.
It looks like bad news.
That's what
I'm counting on.
If Feliz wants it,
someone else
will want it too,
and for better money.
You're insane.
Welcome back.
Thanks to
your girlfriend,
this day hasn't been
an entire waste.
You cannot let that virus
out onto the open market.
Now, if you want to
negotiate a price,
you and I can talk,
but only after you've
let everyone else go.
Tyler? Warm up the plane.
We're buggin' out.
I'd listen to her.
That virus makes ebola
look like the common cold.
Millions could die
if it gets released.
So if I were to
drop this on the island
from my plane,
it would really suck for you.
Oh, my God
You wouldn't.
I'm selling a new weapon.
I need to test it out,
don't I?
Nasty way to go.
Whoa!
Now!
Come on!
It's jammed!
Got it!
That's incredible.
How did you know it was
going to attack you like that?
Let me show you.
Are those.
.
?
Exactly.
Reese's pieces.
I left some
in the sewers
as bait to lure it in.
You know, like ET.
This is the absolute
worst thing to give a steno.
Its system reacts
to sugar and peanuts
like crack ***.
It makes it
violently insane.
I'm gonna go
wait over there, with him.
I know, he's a total--
Moron? Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, you guys?
Can I give it some gum?
Its breath is really bad.
I see more cooperation
in our future.
Good.
I will
shoot myself first.
Who's with me?
Yeah, it's better than
dying of hemorrhagic fever.
That won't be necessary.
Wait for it
What the hell happened?
That's not
a virus they stole.
Pure nitroglycerine.
I use it
to stabilize samples.
You take it up
in an unpressurized
plane, and
Is there a virus?
In here.
Carrying a dormant strain
in your own bloodstream.
It's very risky.
It's better than
a pink suitcase.
You're crazy,
you know that?
Both of you.
Are you kidding?
I love you guys!
Thank you,
but you can lose the accent now,
Mr.
Feliz.
You can call me Richard.
I thought the Russian accent
was rather good.
It was, it was more
I suspected there was a reason
that your plane hung around
in spite of the carnage.
It made sense that its owner
was here on the ground.
And the ruse?
Good question, Bradley,
you see, I prefer
to meet potential clients
in a more, um,
informal manner
before
taking them on,
and may I say,
Dr.
Magnus,
that thanks to my resources,
your financial future
will be very healthy
for quite some time.
Thank you, Richard.
What a day!
How incredible!
Feel my heart--
it's so exciting.
As soon as my plane lands,
the drinks are definitely on me,
because we have much to discuss.
Mmm!
You sure know how to
show a girl a good time.
I try.
Thank you for
You know
Don't mention it.
You were very brave.
Here's Richard's plane.
Are you sure
you can't stay
for a day or two?
Relax, hang out?
See, the thing about me
is I rarely just "hang out.
"
Dear God.
Bad?
On the contrary, I just
I haven't been kissed like that
in a very long time.