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Oh hey, it's Dustin here, just hangin' out, this is my crib, 121 New Britain Ave. Uhh,
we have the nice door here. Why don't we say we go inside?
This is where uhh you know I do a little cooking. Some olive oil, make some eggs, I've got a
lot of dishes, and uhhh. Hey! It's not a MTV cribs show without checkin'
out the fridge. Let's see what we got in here. Let's see what we got.
We got some milks, soy milk. It's not mine, soy milk is for ****.
Orange soda. And of course, red wine vinegar.
Club soda. Got some grass fed butter, and some Pabst
Blue Ribbon. And some bread and ***.
Why don't you saw we take a walk upstairs. I don't know who these people are, they're
not my friends. Come upstairs.
This is it, we got uhhh, we got Brandon and Jessa's room over here. We got uhhh, nice
bed and some other stuff. They have air conditioning .... I don't. (stupid laughter)
So sometimes when they're not home, I like to come in here and hang out. (stupid laughter)
Put on the TV, put on the A/C real comfortable. They have this full length mirror, 'lotta
stuff you can do in front of that. And yeah, that's it.
Lets uhhh, check out my room. There we go.
Light doesn't work, so I have to turn it on over here, next level, next level lighting
over here. Whoops.
Fingers are greasy. Yep
All that (stupid laughter) I don't know why that's working.
Yeah that's it, this is where the magic happens, clearly.
Lot of magic especially here, where a lot of the magic happens.
Here, we got my desk (sighs) where I do a lot of my important work, 'lotta business
work when I'm on my computer making business plans, transactions, DOW Jones... things like
that. 3 sticks of deodorant... just bought those
two. (stupid laughter)
Lets say we check out the closet, see what kind of wardrobe I have.
Pretty uhhh diverse, pretty diverse wardrobe (stupid laughter)
Gotta suit I just bought, got uhhh, some shirts, I like plaid, I like plaid shirts.
Walk in closet, make note of that. Walk in ... and walk out.
Great. Lets turn this off.
And uhhh, lets check out the bathroom real quick.
We have a nice big bathroom. Yup, we got uhhh pretty standard.
Except the toilet is actually a bidet, I'd have to sit on here to show you but it's true,
it works like a bidet. Splashes, cleans, nice. Yeah that's it.
Uhhh, shaving cream. Let's uhhh, let's go downstairs and check
out what these guys are doing downstairs in my living room.
These are my friends, my cool... this is my entourage.
We have John Ross over there. Ryan Curtin.
Derek Andersen. Brandon Small. (he's not that small) (stupid
laughter) Jessa.
And uhhhh, what's her name again? Jen.
Jen!!! And Jen.
Uhhh, here is the first person I introduced.
Sooo yeah, this is it, we gotta couple, we got some bikes in the corner, and some other
cool stuff, but, why don't we come back over here.
Aiight' now y'all ain't gotta go home, but you gotta get the heck 'outta here.
I've got some beer to drink, some ladies to see.
You gotta go. I'll open the door for you.
C'ya later.