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Hoi!
So, a while back a bunch of YouTubers, including me, decided that we thought it would be a
fun idea to do a Secret Santa kind of thing this year.
So we did it. And I now have this huge package. I have a huge package now. And of course the
first thing you do when you get a Secret Santa gift is try to find out who it is from.
So, it says "Royal Mail" so it's probably from England. On the back it says Secret Santa.
I tried... Oooh! There's a, Ooh! I can, Ooh! There's a. I can see. Well, anyway.
I'm about to open it. I have no idea who it is from. I tried to recognize the handwriting,
but that's impossible with internet friends. So, yeah. I'm about to open it.
I'm so excited!
Okay. Yeah. Here we go.
I sent my gift... I know my gift arrived. There will be annotations at the end of the
video so you can check out all the other guys. They are going to open their gift on camera
too.
So yeah...
Okay, there's a... There's a letter included. This is the best. Instructions. This kit can
be used in two ways. The first one is ideal if you're on the hunt for man commonly found
on land. (i.e bears, jocks and twinks.) And will require the use of the box, the bait,
the twig and the fabulous piece of string. Send up your bait. Step one. I'll show you
guys. I hope you can see it. Can you see it? Can you see it?
Set up the bait. Step two. Tie the fabulous piece of string the twig.
Step three. Balance the box up side down on the twig over the bait.
Step four. What? Hide and wait for a man to be attracted to the bait and trap him in the
box.
Please not that you may be forced to use a bigger box and/or sturdier twig depending
on the size of the man you wish to trap.
This is the best.
Page two. Man trapping kit page two.
The second use is ideal for catching water-dwelling aquatic men, i.e. otters, swimmer jocks and
Tom Dailey.
Whoever sent me this the best.
It only required the use of the bait, the twig and the fabulous piece of string. Attach
the fabulous piece of string. Oh, I see what's coming. Attacht the fabulous piece of string
to the twig. The bait to the fabulous piece of string. Look, there's a. Can you see it?
The bait. I hope you can see it.
Step three. Find a swimming pool or other body of water. Throw the bait.
Ok.
The kit also comes with a mask so you can transform any captured men into the men of
you dreams. Happy Hunting.
Ok, guys, this is already the best. Wait. There's another card in it.
Imma open this too.
Ok, awesome.
... This card includes a hint that may... Ok.
It says: Merry Christmas, Roel. You MASSIVE ***. XOXO. Santa, who?
This Christmas I decided give you something to help you quench your thirst. It's a man
trapping kit complete with bait. You can use this two ways or more, and we just read the
instructions...
Ok, this is the best.
So this is the twig I need for my man trapping kit.
This must be the fabulous piece of string.
And this must be the bait.
This is the best, I'm gonna open this.
Okay, so this was my first time doing Secret Santa thing. And I'm already super impressed.
Oh, wait, I have another.
I need to suck on a Willy first.
That's too hard. It's too hard. A Willy is too hard.
And there's this other thing.
OH MY GOD! (x4)
Like, what?
OH MY GOD
This is the best. Guys, I think this is, like, literally the best gift I've ever been given.
I will put this on any guys that end up in my bed. Because, like... Oh my God.
I just, this, I, all my other Secret Santas here on forth will be so disappointing because
this is literally perfect.
Oh my God, guys.
So, uhm, I'm gonna go... trap some men. And turn them into Darren Criss.
Oh my God, I NEED to find out who sent me this, because this person is just too perfect
and knows me too well. I'm gonna stare at this the rest of the day to be honest.
So, uhm, I just don't know what to say. This was, just, what is even, guys!
So, I'm gonna go. And text all the guys because I need to share this with people.
Ok... Thank you guys for watching. I hope you guys enjoyed the video. There will be...
I just can't talk anymore. There will be links to the other guys' videos of them opening
their presents at the end. I will make a fancy endscreen, hopefully.
So yeah, enjoy your Christmas time.
And, just, uhm... be... fabulous?
How do I end videos again? Ah, yeah, right.
Doei!