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It's been over four months and I do apologize about the lack of video updates
Life has been rather busy:
I've gotten to know a certain toilet very well.
My record was 10 times in one day. Try to beat that in America.
Haha Vietnam wins Flawless victory
I've spent time with friends who enjoy sensual public displays of hairbraiding
motorbike foreplay
Of course the soccer craze reaches a median beyond Mexicans here
Shocking... simply shocking.
Saigon hits you hard like a house of bricks. The towering encompassing skyscrapers,
the high end department stores for white people, and of course
the Michael Jacksons.
Luckily, I have good support here from decent people.
Seee.. I'm not racist, I do hang out with white people
at a distance...
It was so surreal to meet up with friends from back home
Diane and her sister Leslie, I wished they stayed a little longer.
Oh how I miss Vietnamese girls who don't talk like this:
My Honey over there You like me? I like you everday
How much money you have?
Uh oh, Bustin out the airfreshener can only mean one thing..
Tonight I'm going to be baller.
Well, I'll be hanging out
with a friend whose a baller, which makes me in a sense a baller too.
Maybe a junior baller.
uh. Maybe the WNBA...
Morning came quickly and I found myself exhausted at home
watching my guppies swim and recalling the nights events with a sigh.
It's not that i didn't enjoy clubbing but that environment really isn't for me.
A spacious place with ear bleeding music and seisure inducing strobes doesn't bother me
but clubs scream fake to me.
fake ***, fake personalities,
fake girls trying to forget their fake lives.
It was fun though, but I rather spend my time elsewhere.
Like on my bed, too bad I had to go to the countryside
like right now
A dog next to beer cans without being on a platter...
and a guy taking a leak -btw it's not public urination
it's just urination could only mean one thing.
A countryside wedding. My cousin knocked up a 19 year old girl
and decided at the mature and unemployed age of 23
it would be a good idea to just marry her and
have her live with him in his parents house. This felt more like a sleezy jungle
lunch party than a wedding. Just my kind of party.
The groom quickly got changed and drank the afternoon away with his friends, while the bride
the bride on her wedding day (sigh)
collected recycables.
This is why many Vietnamese girls prefer white guys
I realized how different I am concerning love and how it
contrasts the local's defintion of romance. On my wedding day
my wife better
pick up all the cans.