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JUSTIN: I'm Justin.
ALDEN: I'm Alden.
JUSTIN: And we are the stars of the Webventures of Justin
and Question Mark.
Alden.
JUSTIN: We're going to make the greatest web series web
show that's ever been on the web computer.
ALDEN: The Trident project originally started out as a
smaller affair.
JUSTIN: A flirtation at first.
ALDEN: A flirtation at first.
JUSTIN: And then it became a bit of an affair.
ALDEN: Yeah, we made a video as part of a separate project
that Trident was working on.
JUSTIN: Then we got a phone call, and, all of a sudden, it
turned into a much bigger thing.
Full script written by Tony and Sandeep.
They were gracious enough to let us read the script before
it was sort of finalized.
ALDEN: Yeah, improvised a little bit on set.
They wrote the script based on, in part, the video that we
made first for Trident.
So it was in some small part, even though they didn't know
us very well, based on, sort of, what we set up.
These, sort of like, two kind of ambitious morons.
That was cool to see their take on what we--
JUSTIN: I've been setting that up for years.
ALDEN: I have an idea.
What if--
no, that would never work.
JUSTIN: What?
ALDEN: We were on set for over 60 hours over the
course of five days.
It was pretty intense.
And it was a lot of fun.
It was great.
JUSTIN: Yeah.
COP: Hi.
My name is Tony Jennings.
This is a fake mustache.
JUSTIN: Is that a real moustache?
COP: It is real.
-Action.
COP: Gentlemen, you know why I pulled you over?
JUSTIN: Nope, I don't know.
I don't know, officer.
We're not breaking any laws here.
COP: Oh, you're not, are you?
What's that right there?
This?
Just some Trident Layers gum.
COP: Oh, is that a fact?
JUSTIN: It says on the box, sir.
COP: I'm going to be a judge of that.
JUSTIN: OK.
COP: Hm, hm, it's delicious.
Are you trying to bribe an officer now?
JUSTIN: Ah, no.
I don't think so.
[BLEEP]
you don't We're like.
OK, you're ready?
ALDEN: That's not even a slap, you hit me in the ear.
JUSTIN: I make some good points.
-Cut.
ALDEN: You do make some goods points.
ALDEN: You're thinking what I'm thinking?
JUSTIN AND ALDEN: Road trip.
JUSTIN: And celebrity ambush.
ALDEN: What?
JUSTIN: We'll get her.
We'll get her.
JUSTIN AND ALDEN: Road trip
JUSTIN: And celebrity ambush and product placement.
JUSTIN AND ALDEN: Road trip.
JUSTIN: And then fold the laundry again.
ALDEN: Maybe it's juice.
JUSTIN: I don't know.
This is the song that you sing when you're
driving in the car.
ALDEN: I like milk.
ALDEN: You didn't.
You're awesome.
-You're awesome.
ALDEN: You're awesomer.
-OMG, you're awesome.
JUSTIN: And we were awesome before, so we
were awesome before.
Yeah.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
JUSTIN: Alden, you had me at I saw.
JUSTIN: Say it, what?
What if we take that dog?
JUSTIN: Let's do it.
Whatever it is.
Right.
-And cut.
-No, that's what your brain should be.
-But it's not.
-Oh, really?
-OK, yeah.
-That's pretty clever.
-Why don't we just talk to each other out loud?
ALDEN: Yeah, all right.
What?
JUSTIN: Aw.
Yeah.
ALDEN: Who is this guy?
-Cut.
ALDEN: Don't cry just eight seconds.
JUSTIN: Come on, you are the president, don't cry.
ALDEN: Eh, four seconds.
-You guys are so mean to me.
-I'm Felicia Day.
Of course I have ninjas.
-OK.
-Ninjas.
You have ninjas?
-I'm Felicia Day, of course I have ninjas.
-I'm a Highlander.
-Ah.
-Yeah, so I'm immortal.
Don't tell anybody.
He-he, yeah?
Oh, wait--
-I'm a Highlander.
-Ah.
Yeah, so I'm immortal.
Don't tell anyone.
-I'm a Highlander.
-Oh.
-Yeah.
So I'm immortal.
Don't tell anybody.
Oh, wait--
-Time travel books.
I'm a Highlander.
-Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm immortal.
I'll live forever.
Oh, don't tell anyone.
-And they go on adventure, so that's why it's called the
Webventures of Just-- because we put web in front of
adventure, because it's like--
My name is Charley Jennings, and I made
that up on the spot.
-The Web Adventures of Justin and Alden.
Webventures.
OK.
-Web web ventures of Justin and Alden.
-Webventures.
That's what, OK.
Webventures.
Ah, Web Adventures.
-The Web.
Ah, [BLEEP]
-Of Justin and Alden.
OK.
Hi, I'm Felicia Day, and you're watching Webventures
with Justin and Alden.
-Hey, I'm Milo Ventimiglia and you're watching the
Webventures of mo--
-Webventures.
-The Webventures of.
OK.
-The Webventures of Justin.
OK.
-Milo went oops.
I almost said, Milo went oops.
-The Webventures of Justin and Alden.
ALDEN: Thanks for coming to my rescue.
That's not the line.
ALDEN: And then we travel back in time and then this guy
pulled me out of the car.
And I was like, hey man.
And he put a gang in my mouth and then we went downstairs,
and then I started telling you this story, and then I
finished telling you the story.
-Wow, that's a great story.
ALDEN: Right?
Thank you.
It had everything in it mystery, and suspense, and
time travel.
Ooh, well, now we're going to feast on your blood.
-Wait, wait, wait.
What?
We're vampires, dude, we drink blood.
You've got blood, so we're going to drink it.
Kind of our thing.
Come on.
ALDEN: How are you outside in the daylight?
We are modern day vampires.
We're sexy, we wear leather.
We're sexy leather wearing leather wearers.
Except for that the plain wolf Dracula back there.
-Oh, yeah, sure, rub it in.
Whatever.
Back in my day.
-Shut up, old man.
All right, so.
We're going to do this thing.
JUSTIN: Not if I have anything to say about it.
ALDEN: Justin.
JUSTIN: I find you attractive.
-Seriously, dude?
Lame.
-Yeah, man, come on.
-We're immortal bloodsucking assassins, but they think that
chewing gum can kill us.
-Chew, damn you, chew.
-Oh, no.
What if he has mints?
Oh oh.
Ha ha ha.
JUSTIN: Looks like the stakes have just been raised.
These vampires are in a real sticky situation.
ALDEN: It's the really horrible puns.
Keep going.
Alden, it looks like I'm about to chew you a big flavor.
Fang you very much.
-I'm going to feast on your soul.
ALDEN: I hope her snark is worse than her bite.
Thanks for gumming to my rescue.
-Ah.
We're in the twilight of our careers.
Ah, jeez, now I'm doing it to myself.
-Today's vampires suck.
Can you guys hold it?
Pan over to the--
It is, it's, it's, you know, I don't know what's going on
here, but I think that we have a couple of people that are--
-Cut.
That's
-I'm going to just say--
Sony.
Thank you.
Thanks for everybody involved in this whole project.
Thank you very much.
-Cut
-Wow, Felicia Day, can't believe you're standing right
next to me.
I love you and I love your dress, and
the shoes are awesome.
And-- oh, OK.
Think danger on stage.
Ready?
-I'm about to behead you.
-Felicia, Jeez, We've been looking everywhere for you.
The dorm live crew wants to brawl
because we won best [BLEEP]
OK.
You didn't know there was an award for that, did you guys?
-Great, I just poop my pants.