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>> I CAN SEE YOUR WHOLE LEFT
***. AND I CAN SEE YOUR WHOLE
LINE OF WHITE BABY POWDER.
>> ALL I KNOW IS IF I DRINK ANY
MORE CHAMPAGNE, I'M GONNA BE
BEAT UP FROM THE FEET UP.
>> TORE UP FROM THE FLOOR UP.
>> AND THEN I'LL BE SHUT DOWN
FROM THE BUTT DOWN.
>> [LAUGHTER]
>> I'M HARVIN, AND I AM THE
OLDER SISTER.
>> I'M MEYER, AND I GUESS I'M
THE YOUNGER SISTER.
>> AND I'M THEIR MOTHER. I'M
VIRGINIA. BUT...I'M MORE FUN
THAN EITHER ONE OF THESE TWO
PUT TOGETHER.
>> MOM, YOU'RE GOOSE. YOU'RE
GOOSE.
>> WE CALL MOM "GOOSE" BECAUSE
SHE HAS A LOVING RELATIONSHIP
WITH ***--GREY GOOSE.
>> CHEERS. HARVIN AND MEYER?
>> MA'AM?
>> YOU NEED TO HURRY UP. WE'RE
GONNA BE LATE.
>> MA, WE'RE ALWAYS LATE.
>> MOM HAS JUST ARRIVED TO THE
BIG CITY OF ATLANTA FROM OUR
ONE-HORSE TOWN, SUMTER, SOUTH
CAROLINA. AND NOW WE'RE HEADING
TO THE COUNTRY CLUB.
COCKTAIL PARTY.
>> SHE NEEDS TO FIND SOME
FRIENDS IN ATLANTA. SHE CAN'T
ALWAYS HANG OUT WITH HARVIN AND
I. I MEAN, WE ARE PRETTY COOL,
BUT--
>> HARVIN AND ME.
>> OH, MOM, SAME DIFFERENCE.
>> YOU'RE GONNA BE MEETING
KAHDIJIHA AND SHARLINDA TODAY,
AND KAHDIJIHA IS SHARLINDA'S
DAUGHTER. AND TO PUT IT SIMPLY,
THEY ARE TOUGH NUTS TO CRACK.
SOFT AROUND THE EDGES, HARD
AROUND...
>> THE INTERIOR.
>> YEAH.
>> SHE GOES...
"I KNOW YOU WEREN'T RAISED
RIGHT. YOU DON'T HAVE MANNERS."
>> SHE DON'T KNOW HOW THE HELL
YOU WAS RAISED.
>> AND I SAID, "I HAVE AN
IMAGE, BUT AT THE SAME TIME, IF
YOU TAKE ME THERE, I'LL GO
THERE WITH YOU..."
>> EXACTLY. YEAH.
>> MARCIA AND MEAGAN ARE A VERY
FUNNY PAIR. YOU'LL LIKE THEM.
>> THEY BRING BLONDE TO A WHOLE
NOTHER LEVEL. THEY'RE A LITTLE
BIT LOOPY, BUT IT'S HILARIOUS.
LIKE, THEY JUST--YEAH, THEY
JUST BICKER. IT'S JUST
DIFFERENT.
>> SOMETIMES YOU HAVE A
TENDENCY TO RAMBLE.
>> OK. WELL, GIVE ME A CODE
WORD IF I START RAMBLING.
>> RAMBLING.
>> NO. THAT'S NOT A CODE WORD.
>> I'LL JUST GO, "AHEM."
>> ...LIKE THIS OR SOMETHING.
>> DON'T THINK THAT'S GONNA
WORK.
>> KATIE AND DIANA--KATIE IS
DIANA'S MOTHER.
>> SOUTHERN LADY, FOR SURE.
I FEEL LIKE THAT WOULD BE SO
BORING TO BE SO NORMAL AND
PRETEND TO BE SO PERFECT.
>> WE'RE GOING TO A
BAR-SLASH-DANCE PLACE.
>> AND WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO
THEY PLAY? LIKE, OLD PEOPLE
STUFF OR LIKE--
>> FUN STUFF. LIKE, THEY PLAY
STUFF FROM THE SEVENTIES AND
EIGHTIES.
WHY IS THAT HILARIOUS TO YOU?
>> ANY GRINDING?
>> NO, WE DON'T GRIND.
>> HA HA HA!
>> WE'RE OBSESSED WITH THE
DANCING PREACHER.
>> WHO'S A DANCING PREACHER?
>> SABRINA. SHE DANCES WHILE
SHE PREACHES.
>> HER DAUGHTER IS SUPER HOT.
>> SABRINA IS VERY PROTECTIVE
OVER ANANDI.
>> UNDERSTATEMENT.
>> YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU WERE
GOING OUT.
>> IT'S JUST LIKE A DATE,
THOUGH, AND I DON'T SEE WHY WE
HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IT.
>> LOOK AT YOUR SHIRT.
>> MY *** ARE THERE. THEY'RE
JUST THERE. THEY'RE CHILLING.
>> BUT EVERYBODY DOESN'T HAVE
TO KNOW THAT THEY'RE COLD.
>> I CANNOT WAIT FOR MOM TO
MEET ASHLEE.
>> HARVIN OBVIOUSLY LIKES HER
WAY MORE THAN I DO.
>> ASHLEE PRIDES HERSELF BEING
BOSS ***, QUEEN BEE...PAGEANT
DIVA. I GET A TOTAL KICK OUT OF
HER.
>> ARE THESE GENTLEMEN THAT
WORK OUTSIDE, LIKE, UBER BIG?
>> PRETTY BIG.
>> ARE ANY OF THEM HOT? BECAUSE
I HAVE SINGLE GIRLFRIENDS THAT
WILL BE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO
DATE.
DO YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE ME?
>> FOR SURE.
>> I SEE IT IN YOUR EYES. YOU
GOT MY BACK LIKE A SWEATER.
>> I GOT IT.
>> YOU THINK YOU CAN HANG WITH
US, MOM?
>> OH, I CAN HANG WITH YOU
BETTER THAN EITHER ONE OF YOU
EVER THOUGHT ABOUT HANGING. I
LOVE A COCKTAIL PARTY.
>> SHE CAN DRINK US UNDER THE
TABLE.
>> WELCOME TO ATLANTA, ***.
>> ON THIS EPISODE OF "BIG RICH
ATLANTA"...
>> WHAT'S YOUR FIRST STEP IN
YOUR MARKETING PLAN?
>> UM...
>> WHO'S GONNA DO THE
PHOTOGRAPHY?
>> UM...
IT IS TOO EARLY FOR ALL THIS
TO GO DOWN RIGHT NOW.
>> I'M OK WITH THE MORNING, AS
LONG AS IT STARTS, LIKE, AROUND
NOON.
>> THERE'S THIS GIRL AT THE
CLUB NAMED KAHDIJIHA. I DON'T
KNOW, SHE'S JUST A VERY
INSECURE GIRL.
>> I'M EXCITED. I LOVE TO SEE
PEOPLE WHO DON'T CARE FOR ME.
>> IN MY VERY HUMBLE OPINION--
>> YOUR OPINION IS NEVER HUMBLE.
>> REDNECK WHITE TRASH...
>> THAT'S RIGHT!
>> GET THE [BEEP] OUT OF MY
PARTY.
>> MOM GETS MAD IF YOU GO OUT
AND YOU GET A LITTLE HUNG OVER.
SHE WOULDN'T EVEN PUSH ME IN
THE WHEELCHAIR IN THE AIRPORT.
>> HA HA HA!
>> MEYER, YOU'VE RIDDEN THE
WHEELCHAIR IN THE AIRPORT,
LIKE, MORE TIMES THAN--
>> HANDICAPPED PEOPLE?
>> I WOULD FAKE AN INJURY
BEFORE I WOULD WALK TO MY GATE.
>> MY DECISION TO MOVE TO
ATLANTA IS TO WATCH OVER THESE
TWO. WE'VE GONE INTO A BUSINESS
VENTURE TOGETHER CALLED "SHE
BLAMES ME." SO I JUST WANT TO
KEEP AN EYE ON MY MONEY.
>> SHE BLAMES ME IS OUR JEWELRY
LINE, AND IT MIRRORS OUR LIFE.
ONE OF OUR PIECES IS A LADDER,
AND IT'S BECAUSE THERE'S
ALWAYS, ALWAYS A WAY UP FROM
ROCK BOTTOM.
>> ANOTHER ONE OF OUR
PIECES IS THE REARVIEW MIRROR
TO REMIND YOU THAT IT'S ALL
BEHIND YOU.
>> AND THEY'RE ALL NAMED AFTER
HATERS, CRITICS, AND BLAMERS
THAT WE'VE PUT BEHIND US.
>> Y'ALL...HAVE Y'ALL SEEN WHAT
TIME IT IS?
WE HAVE TO GET TO THE CLUB...
>> THEN HURRY UP.
>> [ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
>> ...WITHOUT ANY LASHES.
>> OK, I'M HURRYING.
>> BUT I HAVE TO GO TRY THIS ON
REALLY QUICK, BUT WE NEED TO
WRAP IT UP. WE GOT TO GET TO
THE CLUB.
>> WAIT. YOU HAVE ON TWO
DIFFERENT SHOES.
>> OK. WELL, HOLD ON!
>> HALLELUJAH, HALLELUJAH.
COME ON IN. LET'S GET TO OUR
FEET, PEOPLE. GIVE US WHAT
YOU GOT...
[CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY]
>> THANK YOU, JESUS. THANK YOU,
JESUS. GETTING LATE. COME HERE,
SWEETIE. HI. WHERE ARE THE
DANCERS?
>> THEY'RE COMING. THE DANCING
IS COMING.
>> I AM SABRINA, AND THIS IS MY
BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER ANANDI.
I WAS A PROFESSIONAL DANCER. I
DID TLC'S "WHAT ABOUT YOUR
FRIENDS?" VIDEO, AND I TOURED
WITH DALLAS AUSTIN AND THE
HIGHLAND PLACE MOBSTERS. BUT
RIGHT NOW, I'M ONLY DANCING FOR
THE LORD.
>> YOU MAKE BETTER MONEY AS A
DANCING PREACHER THAN A DANCER.
>> I SAY AMEN TO THAT. HA HA HA!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
ANANDI'S BEAUTIFUL. SHE'S 19.
>> I THINK I CAN SAY MY OWN AGE,
MOMMY. I'M 19.
>> YOU SEE SHE'S STARTING TO
REBEL.
>> BECAUSE YOU'RE SO
OVERPROTECTIVE.
>> I'M JUST A LITTLE
PROTECTIVE--
>> OVERPROTECTIVE.
OVERPROTECTIVE.
>> AMEN. AMEN. I LOVE YOU.
>> I'M NOT REALLY A COUNTRY
CLUB KIND OF GIRL. YOU KNOW, I
DO THAT FOR THE DAY, BUT YOU
KNOW ME. I'M MORE OF A NIGHT
GIRL.
>> YOU'RE A PAGEANT GIRL.
THAT'S ALL YOU KNOW.
>> YEAH.
I'M ASHLEE WILSON HAWN. I'M A
PHILANTHROPIST, A LIFE COACH, A
PAGEANT COACH, AND I USED TO BE
A BEAUTY QUEEN. NOW I JUST CALL
MYSELF THE QUEEN OF ATLANTA.
ALTHOUGH MY MOTHER IS AN
ATLANTA GIRL THROUGH AND
THROUGH, SHE TRAVELS A LOT, SO
SHE'S NOT ALWAYS HERE. BUT I'M
NOT UNDERNEATH MY MOM'S SKIRT.
YOU KNOW, TODAY'S GONNA BE
INTERESTING. EVERY MONTH, WE GO
TO THESE RIDICULOUS PARTIES,
AND, OH, MY GOD, I HAVE TO
BRING MY OWN CHAMPAGNE BECAUSE--
>> DO YOU?
>> YES, BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE
CRISTAL AT THIS PARTY.
>> DO YOU SHARE YOUR CHAMPAGNE
WITH ANYONE?
>> I'M GONNA SHARE IT WITH
HARVIN AND MEYER.
>> YES, GIRL.
>> BUT THAT'S IT--
>> YOU TALK A LOT ABOUT THIS
HARVIN AND MEYER. YOU MUST
REALLY LIKE THEM.
>> I DO. YOU KNOW, I'M FINDING
MYSELF ONLY WANTING TO GO TO
THIS PARTY BECAUSE OF THEM.
THERE'S THIS GIRL AT THE CLUB
NAMED KAHDIJIHA. I DON'T KNOW,
SHE'S JUST A VERY INSECURE GIRL,
AND WHEN I MET HER, SHE HAD ON
THIS PLASTIC NECKLACE AND SHE
WAS TRYING TO ACT LIKE SHE HAD
COUTURE, AND I SAID, "NO,
KAHDIJIHA, THAT IS NOT COUTURE.
YOU'RE IN A PLASTIC NECKLACE,
AND I KNOW DAMN WELL KARL
LAGERFELD HAS NEVER MADE A
PLASTIC NECKLACE."
>> RIGHT. MAYBE SHE'S RICH IN
SPIRIT.
>> WELL, GOOD FOR HER. JESUS
LOVES US ALL.
>> MOM!
>> YES?
>> ARE YOU READY?
>> COME UP!
I AM SHARLINDA PARKER, AND THIS
HERE IS MY WONDERFUL DAUGHTER
KAHDIJIHA, AND WE ARE
SOCIALITES HERE IN ATLANTA. WE
LIVE A FABULOUS LIFE.
>> MY DADDY IS Q PARKER FROM
THE MULTIPLATINUM GROUP 112.
DADDY BRINGS HOME THE BACON.
>> HE DOES THAT.
[CHUCKLES]
>> ARE YOU READY?
>> JUST ABOUT.
>> MOM, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME
CHAMPAGNE?
>> OF COURSE, SURE. IS AUNTIE
HERE YET?
>> NO. SHE SAID SHE'S WEARING
BLACK, TOO, SO WE CAN BE, LIKE,
TRIPLETS.
>> YOU ALWAYS WANT TO BE LIKE
THE THIRD TWIN, HUH?
>> YEAH. I AM THE THIRD TWIN.
>> OH, YOUR HAIR IS SO CUTE,
TOO.
>> THANK YOU. I JUST GOT IT
COLORED.
>> SHARLINDA!
>> YES?
>> WHERE ARE YOU GUYS?
>> TOASTING!
>> ARE YOU GUYS READY?
>> WE'RE COMING.
I GET TO HAVE TWO OF THIS
FABULOUS WOMAN HERE. MY MOM HAS
A TWIN. HER NAME IS BRIE.
TOGETHER THEY OWN A VERY
SUCCESSFUL NAIL SALON CALLED "TU
LA 2 NAILS." I'M SO PROUD OF
THEM. THEY ARE FABULOUS. THEY
ARE FIERCE. I LOVE THEM.
>> YOU'RE NOT GONNA SAY THAT
WE'RE BOSSY?
>> THEY'RE BOSSY.
>> HA HA HA!
>> THEY ARE BOSSY.
>> YOU GUYS ARE ALWAYS RUNNING
LATE.
DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT TIME IT
IS?
>> OH!
>> I'M ABOUT TO FALL OVER.
I'M KATIE, AND THIS IS MY
SWEET SOUTHERN DAUGHTER DIANA.
I AM A FOURTH-GENERATION NATIVE
ATLANTAN, AND OF COURSE--
>> I'M A FIFTH-GENERATION
ATLANTAN.
CAN I JUST HAVE A SPRITE,
PLEASE?
>> SPRITE? ABSOLUTELY.
>> YES. THANK YOU.
>> I'LL HAVE A SPRITE AS WELL.
THANK YOU. UH-HUH.
I LOVE ALL THINGS
SOUTHERN--SOUTHERN MANNERS,
SOUTHERN GENTLEMEN, SOUTHERN
FOOD...I LOVE IT WHEN CHILDREN
SAY, "YES, MA'AM," AND "NO,
MA'AM," AND "YES, SIR," AND
"NO, SIR."
WE JUST LOVE BEING FROM ATLANTA.
WE NEED TO TAKE GOLF LESSONS
AGAIN. I HEARD THERE'S A NEW
PRO OUT HERE.
>> REALLY?
>> YEAH. SO IF WE COULD TAKE--
>> IS HE ATTRACTIVE?
>> WELL, I DON'T KNOW IF HE'S
ATTRACTIVE, BUT WE COULD FIND
OUT.
>> THAT ALWAYS MAKES IT FUNNER.
>> HELLO. LET'S SEE. LET'S MAKE
IT SWEET AND STRONG.
>> HEY! HOW ARE YOU?
>> HOW ARE YOU, DARLING?
>> HEY, GIRLFRIEND. HI.
>> MISSED YOU.
>> IT IS SO NICE TO MEET YOU.
>> NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO.
DO YOU LIVE HERE IN ATLANTA?
>> I DO. I'M A NATIVE, YEAH,
FOURTH-GENERATION. I'VE BEEN
HERE FOREVER. I'D LOVE TO SHOW
YOU AROUND.
EVERYBODY'S REAL FRIENDLY AND
NICE.
>> HEY, HOW ARE YOU?
>> HEY, HOW ARE YOU GUYS? SO
GOOD TO SEE YOU,
MARCIA. HEY, MEAGAN.
HOW ARE YOU?
NICE TO SEE YOU.
THIS IS VIRGINIA.
THIS IS MARCIA, AND THIS IS
MEAGAN. THIS IS VIRGINIA.
>> NICE TO MEET YOU.
>> I'M MARCIA.
>> AND I'M MEAGAN, MARCIA'S
DAUGHTER, AND WE'RE BEST
FRIENDS.
>> MOST OF THE TIME.
I HAVE AN ULTRA-CHIC INTERIOR
DESIGN BUSINESS HERE IN ATLANTA.
>> AND I'VE BEEN REALLY WORKING
*** REAL ESTATE FOR 3
YEARS. AND WE'RE STARTING A
FASHION TRUCK TOGETHER.
>> A BOUTIQUE ON WHEELS.
THERE'S A LOT OF SINGLE MEN
HERE, TOO.
>> THE GOLF RANGE IS A REALLY
GREAT PLACE TO FIND THEM.
THEN YOU GET TO WORK ON YOUR
SWING.
>> THERE YOU GO.
I HAVE BEEN MARRIED A FEW TIMES.
>> 4 TIMES.
>> BUT TO ONLY 3 MEN. I THINK
THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
>> WELL, THE LAST ONE, SHE
MARRIED TWICE.
>> OBVIOUSLY YOU'VE LEARNED
SOMETHING FROM ME BY NOT
JUMPING INTO THE MARRIAGE THING.
>> I DID. I THINK I LEARNED MY
HAND GESTURES FROM YOU.
>> HA HA!
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
>> HEY, ALL.
>> HEY. HOW ARE YOU?
>> HEY, GIRL.
>> I BROUGHT THIS CRISTAL
BECAUSE I WAS AFRAID. YOU
KNOW--I KNOW, WE NEED SOME
HELP. WHERE'S SOME HELP? WE
NEED SOME HELP. WHERE DO WE GET
HELP? WE NEED SOME HELP. HI,
DOLL. HOW ARE YOU?
>> ASHLEE HAS THE AIR OF AN
ELEPHANT. SHE WAS BEGGING FOR
ATTENTION. I WANTED TO TELL HER
TO HAVE A SEAT.
>> CAN I GO TO THE BAR AND GET,
LIKE, A REAL DRINK? WILL YOU
BABY-SIT FOR ME?
>> YES, I WILL.
>> WINNIE, YOU'RE GONNA STAY
WITH MEGGIE. CAN YOU STAY WITH
MEGGIE FOR A MINUTE? YOU GUYS
WANT TO COME WITH ME SO WE CAN
GET SOME GLASSES?
>> YEAH, THERE'S SOME--OK.
>> GUARD THIS WITH YOUR LIFE.
>> I WILL.
>> THERE ARE PEOPLE THAT ARE
NOT ALLOWED TO DRINK THIS
EXCEPT FOR US, THE BLONDIES.
>> CHAMPAGNE FLUTES?
>> YES, CHAMPAGNE FLUTES FOR US
WOULD BE FANTASTIC.
>> HOW MANY ARE WE THINKING?
>> UM...JUST 4 FOR THE 4
BLONDES. WE'RE BOYCOTTING
EVERYBODY ELSE. I WANT YOU TO,
LIKE, POP IT, LIKE, REAL SEXY
AND SAY THE QUEEN ARRIVED.
>> THERE'S NEVER A DULL MOMENT
WITH ASHLEE, EVER.
SHE'S JUST FUN.
>> IF SHE COULD JUST CUT OUT
THOSE FIRST TWO HOURS SHE
SPENDS TALKING ABOUT HERSELF
EVERY TIME YOU SEE HER, I MEAN,
I PROBABLY WOULD LIKE HER, TOO.
>> THAT'S THE MOST HYSTERICAL
PART.
MEYER, ONE TIME SHE ACTUALLY
TOLD ME THAT, LIKE, SHE HAS
SUCH GOOD HAND-EYE
COORDINATION, THINGS COULD FLY
UP IN THE AIR, SHE COULD CATCH
ALL OF THEM AT ONCE. AND ALL I
COULD SEE IS HER BEING A CARNIE.
>> I DIG THAT. I DIG IT.
>> SHE LIKES TO TAKE HER DOG
WITH HER. THAT'S OK.
>> YEAH. GUESS IF I COULDN'T
GET A MAN, I'D DO THE SAME.
>> HEH!
>> MAYBE SHE IS A MAN. I MET
HER ONE TIME, AND SHE WAS SUPER
RUDE TO ME. WE WERE AT AN
EVENT, AND SHE CAME IN WITH ALL
THESE AIRS AND, YOU KNOW...
>> AIRS?
>> YES. LIKE, SHE WAS REALLY
RUDE. SHE WAS VERY ARROGANT.
SHE WAS VERY OBNOXIOUS. IT WAS
JUST HORRIBLE.
>> KAHDIJIHA, KATIE--WHY IS
SHE AT OUR TABLE?
I DON'T REALLY KNOW HER.
IT'S OBVIOUS THAT SHE DOESN'T
LIKE ME.
>> HOW DO YOU GUYS KNOW EACH
OTHER?
>> ME AND ASHLEE?
>> YEAH!
>> WELL, ACTUALLY, SHE...IS
DATING SOMEONE THAT I DATED.
>> ARE Y'ALL DATING THE SAME
GUY?
>> YEAH, WE WERE.
>> HOW'D YOU FIND OUT?
>> SHE TEXTED ME. SHE BASICALLY
WAS LIKE, "YOU NEED TO KNOW
THAT YOU'RE DATING A GUY THAT
I'M DATING RIGHT NOW." AND I
JUST BASICALLY SAID, UH..."WOW,
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT."
>> YOU KNOW WHAT? PART OF ME
FELT LIKE WE REALLY NEED TO
STEP UP THE SERVICE AROUND
HERE. I MEAN, I KNOW THERE'S A
LOT OF PEOPLE HERE, BUT, LIKE,
THIS IS KIND OF LIKE THE TABLE,
AND WE NEED SOME MAGE SERVICE.
MAGE. ARE YOU GONNA HAVE SOME?
>> I DON'T WANT ANY.
>> YOU DON'T?
SHE NEEDS A DRINK. SHE DOESN'T
LIKE CRISTAL.
>> NO, I'M OK. I DON'T WANT
ANYTHING. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
YOU'VE BEEN AWESOME.
>> I JUST HAVE TO TELL YOU,
ANYBODY THAT TURNS THEIR NOSE
UP TO CRISTAL IS NOT A FRIEND
OF MINE, HONEY.
TURNING YOUR NOSE UP TO
CRISTAL? WHAT PLANET IS SHE ON?
>> I ADORE KAHDIJIHA. LIKE, SHE
IS SUPER-DUPER COOL. I HAVE
HUNG OUT WITH ASHLEE TONS.
SHE'S A BLAST. SHE'S A HOOT. SO
THE SITUATION AT THE TABLE
RIGHT NOW? TOP 3 WORST AWKWARD
MOMENTS EVER.
>> WAH WAH WAH.
>> YEAH.
>> HEY, LADIES.
>> HEY.
>> HEY THERE.
HAVING A GOOD TIME?
>> YES. I GOT SICK OF BEING
FAKE.
>> HA HA HA!
>> WHAT HAPPENED?
>> ASHLEE IS BEING REALLY RUDE
TO SERVICE. I DON'T BELIEVE IN
STUFF LIKE THAT.
AND THAT'S WHAT SHE DID TO
ME. WHEN WE FIRST MET, SHE
JUDGED ME, DID NOT KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT ME.
JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE MONEY
DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE CLASS.
>> AND YOU CANNOT BUY CLASS.
>> YOU CAN'T BUY IT. IT'S NOT
IN A BOTTLE OF CRISTAL. IT'S
NOT IN THAT LITTLE DUMB DOG.
>> IS SHE REALLY TALKING
CAT[BEEP] ABOUT ME? BECAUSE I'M
GONNA HAVE TO WALK OVER THERE,
AND I REALLY HATE TO EMBARRASS
THEM.
AT THE COUNTRY CLUB, WHEN I SAW
THE CATTY LITTLE GIRLS TALKING
ABOUT ME SIMPLY BECAUSE THEY
WERE JEALOUS, I WENT OVER TO
THE TABLE TO GIVE THEM A LITTLE
CLASS ON CLASS, AND, YOU KNOW,
IF KAHDIJIHA HAD A PROBLEM WITH
ME OR AN ISSUE WITH ME OR A
CONCERN, I WASN'T ABOVE JUST
STEPPING UP AND SAYING, "YOU
KNOW WHAT? I'M ALL ABOUT LOVE
AND HARMONY, AND LET'S MAKE
THIS RIGHT."
HI, YOU GUYS.
I'M GONNA SIT HERE FOR ONE
SECOND. ARE YOU GOING? I'M GONNA
HAVE MY DIVORCE PARTY. I JUST
FINISHED GETTING
DIVORCED OR WHATEVER.
>> A DIVORCE PARTY HAS TO BE
THE DUMBEST IDEA THAT I'VE EVER
HEARD OF. IF YOU'RE GONNA
CELEBRATE, CELEBRATE YOU BEING
A SINGLE LADY. CELEBRATE
SOMETHING HAPPY. DON'T
CELEBRATE A DIVORCE.
>> ANYWAY, SO I'M GONNA HAVE MY
PARTY. I HOPE YOU GUYS COME. I
HOPE YOU CAN COME.
I DON'T SWEAT THE SMALL
STUFF, AND BEING RUDE TO PEOPLE
FOR NO REASON IS SWEATING THE
SMALL STUFF.
SO IF YOU WANT TO COME, IF
YOU DON'T WANT TO COME, IT IS
WHAT IT IS.
>> SEE, DON'T DO THAT. JUST
INVITE HER. JUST SAY, "I WANT
FOR YOU TO COME."
>> YEAH, SEE, I DON'T LIKE
THAT. I DON'T LIKE THAT.
>> NO, NO, NO, NO.
>> I WOULD LOVE FOR YOU TO COME.
>> IF YOU WANT TO COME, COME.
>> NO. THAT'S NOT AN
INVITATION. I DON'T WANT TO
COME.
>> JUST SAY, "I WANT YOU TO
COME."
>> I WOULD LOVE FOR YOU TO COME.
>> BOOM.
>> THANK YOU, MAMA.
>> THERE YOU GO.
>> THAT WAS A NON-APOLOGY.
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO
DO. I'VE DONE ENOUGH. LIKE, I
REALLY HAVE--LIKE, I HAVEN'T
ASKED YOU TO DO ANYTHING. AND I
THINK THAT YOU WERE EQUALLY
RUDE TO ME WHEN WE MET.
>> [BOTH TALKING AT ONCE]
>> BUT IN MY VERY HUMBLE
OPINION--
>> YOUR OPINION IS NEVER HUMBLE.
>> THAT WAS RUDE, AND YOU'VE
BEEN JUST AS RUDE. I'VE BEEN
JUST AS NICE AS I POSSIBLY CAN
BE AT THIS POINT.
>> I THINK THAT THE REASON THAT
YOU GUYS, YOU FEEL THIS TYPE OF
ENERGY THAT YOU'RE FEELING, IS
BECAUSE THE WAY YOU FIRST MET,
IT WASN'T NECESSARILY A GOOD
WAY, OK?
>> EXACTLY.
>> SO CAN WE JUST
AGREE TO DISAGREE AND TRY TO
START AGAIN? IS THAT OK? IS
FORGIVENESS OK?
>> I FORGIVE. I FORGET.
>> I WASN'T TRYING TO BE
POMPOUS, RUDE. I'M SORRY THAT
IT OFFENDED YOU. HOPEFULLY WE
COULD BE FRIENDS.
>> I DON'T WANT TO BE BFFs.
WHEN SOMEONE CONTINUES TO
SHOW YOU WHO THEY ARE, BELIEVE
THEM. THEY'RE NOT OK WITH ME.
ASHLEE, WHEN WE SEE EACH OTHER,
I WILL SAY HELLO. WE'RE NOT
GONNA HANG OUT, THOUGH.
>> EVERYBODY IS REALLY UPSET,
BUT I THINK IT'S JUST A
DIFFERENCE OF OPINION.
ASHLEE--I'VE SEEN HER BE
KINDHEARTED, BUT IF YOU SAY
SOMETHING WRONG, SHE WILL
ATTACK YOU. AND KAHDIJIHA'S
ALSO A SWEETHEART, BUT IF YOU
RUB HER THE WRONG WAY, SHE WILL
ALSO BITE. SO I THINK THAT THE
TWO ARE COLLIDING, AND I'M NOT
SURE IF IT'S LOOKING GOOD.
HA HA HA!
>> HARVIN AND MEYER, I'VE GOT
BREAKFAST READY. SYRUP'S
ON THE TABLE. WE'VE GOT JUICE
ON THE TABLE, TOO.
>> WHAT TIME IS IT?
THIS IS SO RUDE TO WAKE
PEOPLE UP SO EARLY IN THE
MORNING.
>> IT'S NOT THAT EARLY. I'VE
BEEN UP. COME ON. GET, GET.
YOU'RE OVER HERE, MEYER. WHAT
BETTER SERVICE IS THAT? SIT
DOWN. DID Y'ALL HAVE A GOOD
TIME LAST NIGHT WITH ASHLEE?
>> IT WAS GREAT, IF YOU LIKE TO
SIT AND TALK ABOUT HOW GREAT
SOMEONE IS.
>> SHE CAN BE COOL ONCE SHE
FIGURES HERSELF OUT AND ALL
THAT.
>> OK, WE GOT TO GET DOWN TO
SOME SERIOUS BUSINESS NOW.
>> MOM, WE CAN DO THAT LATER.
>> NOPE. I'VE GIVEN YOU LOTS OF
TIME.
MY DAUGHTERS ARE DRIVING ME
CRAZY WITH THEIR WORK ETHIC. I
MEAN, I THINK IF THEY'RE REALLY
GUNG HO ABOUT THIS SHE BLAMES
ME JEWELRY BUSINESS, THEN THEY
NEED TO GET UP IN THE MORNING
AND WORK NORMAL WORK HOURS.
>> WHO CROWNED YOU AND SAID YOU
COULD PICK SHIFTS?
I MEAN, THERE'S A NIGHT SHIFT.
YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF A NIGHT
SHIFT?
>> I DON'T WANT TO WORK TO 2:00
IN THE MORNING. I WANT TO HEAR
SOME SPECIFICS. I'M TALKING
SPECIFICALLY ABOUT MONEY AND
WHO YOU PLAN TO MARKET THIS
THROUGH, WHAT'S YOUR FIRST STEP
IN YOUR MARKETING PLAN?
>> UM...
>> WHO'S GONNA DO THE
PHOTOGRAPHY?
>> UM...
>> IN YOUR MIND, WHEN IS THIS
GONNA BE PROFITABLE?
IT IS EXTREMELY TOO EARLY FOR
ALL THIS TO GO DOWN RIGHT NOW,
WAY TOO EARLY.
>> BUT I DON'T
THINK I SHOULD HAVE TO PLAY
REVEILLE TO BLAST YOU OUT OF
BED IN THE MORNING.
>> I'M OK WITH THE MORNING, AS
LONG AS IT STARTS, LIKE, AROUND
NOON.
>> ARE YOU GOING TO GIVE THIS
JEWELRY OUT TO SOME PEOPLE TO
WEAR IT AROUND, SPARK SOME
INTEREST?
>> YEAH, RHIANNA.
>> HA HA HA!
>> ANOTHER THING THAT COULD
HELP: ASHLEE. SHE COULD BE A
VALUABLE TOOL IN THAT BUSINESS,
TO GET HER TO WEAR THE JEWELRY
AND HER FRIENDS WANT TO WEAR
THE JEWELRY, OR PEOPLE SHE
KNOWS THAT CAN HELP YOU WITH
THE BUSINESS. THIS IS NOT WHAT
YOU PERSONALLY THINK ABOUT HER.
THIS IS ABOUT BUSINESS. YOU
REALLY SHOULDN'T FEED THE DOG
FROM THE TABLE. THAT MEANS HE
WILL BEG FROM THE TABLE ALL THE
TIME.
>> WELL, TOO LATE FOR THAT.
>> SERIOUSLY. YOU HAVE TO LOOK
AT THIS AS A BUSINESS, AND YOU
DO HAVE TO ANSWER TO ME.
>> AND I DO. YOU KNOW I DO. YOU
KNOW I SPEND THE MAJORITY OF MY
TIME WORKING ON THIS BUSINESS.
I JUST DID NOT KNOW WE WERE
GONNA HAVE A BUSINESS MEETING
THIS PARTICULAR MORNING.
>> WELL, THEN YOU'D BETTER NOT
HAVE A BUSINESS IF YOU CAN'T
ANSWER IN THE MORNING BECAUSE
MOST PEOPLE GET UP AND GO TO
WORK IN THE MORNINGS.
>> WE CAN DO IT IN THE MORNING.
>> BUT, MEYER, YOU HAVE TO
TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE
FACT THAT--YOU GIVE ME NO
APPRECIATION FOR THE FACT THAT
I'VE CARRIED ALL THE WEIGHT.
LIKE, THAT GETS ON MY NERVES
BIG TIME.
MY CONCERN RIGHT NOW IS THE
FACT THAT, LIKE, IT IS
MISERABLE TO WORK WITH SOMEBODY
WHEN SOMEBODY, LIKE ME, PULLS
ALL THE WEIGHT AND DOES TONS OF
THE WORK, AND SHE APPRECIATES
NONE OF IT. LIKE, I'M DOING IT
FOR HER, TOO, BECAUSE IT'S OUR
BUSINESS.
>> BE QUIET, HARVIN.
MEYER.
IF YOU CAN'T BE QUIET AND
LISTEN, I CAN CERTAINLY PACK UP
AND TAKE MY MONEY AND GO.
I HAVE SOME VERY DIFFICULT
DECISIONS TO MAKE RIGHT NOW
BECAUSE I CAN'T GO ON AND ON
AND ON BACKING THEM
FINANCIALLY, BECAUSE I'LL GO
BROKE IF I KEEP DOING THIS FOR
THE REST OF THEIR LIVES.
I JUST SEE FAILURE ALL OVER THE
WALL WHEN YOU START HAMMERING
EACH OTHER LIKE THAT. I WANT TO
SEE SOME RESULTS. THERE'S ONE
THING I WANT US TO BE PERFECTLY
CRYSTAL CLEAR ON. THIS IS A
BUSINESS VENTURE. WE HAVE TO
ACT LIKE BUSINESSWOMEN. FORGET
YOU'RE SISTERS AND FORGET YOUR
PETTY ARGUMENTS, AND PUT THEM
ASIDE. WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER,
AND I'M THE BOSS.
>> WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING?
>> THE FOOD CHANNEL, TRYING TO
GET SOME NEW RECIPES.
>> I ALWAYS LIKE THOSE CAKE
SHOWS.
>> I KNOW.
>> YOU SEE, LIKE, ALL THE
DESIGNS OF CAKES.
>> I LOVE THAT. I WISH I COULD
DECORATE CAKES, TOO.
WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND? YOU GOT
SOMETHING TO SAY?
>> NO.
>> YES, YOU DO. I CAN FEEL IT.
>> ASHLEE JUST...KILLS ME WITH
SOME OF THE THINGS SHE THINKS
IS FABULOUS. LIKE BRINGING THAT
CHAMPAGNE TO THE COUNTRY CLUB?
I'M LIKE, "WHO COMES TO THE
COUNTRY CLUB..."
>> THAT WAS SO TACKY.
>> "WITH CHAMPAGNE?" I PROMISE
YOU THEY HAVE SOME.
>> DON'T LET HER LET YOUR FLESH
RISE, PLEASE.
>> I EXCUSED MYSELF FROM THAT
TABLE. I GOT UP, AND I WALKED
AWAY BECAUSE IT'S JUST--IT'S
SOMETHING ABOUT THAT TYPE OF
PERSON. I CAN'T VIBE WITH THEM.
>> LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. A
PERSON LIKE ASHLEE DON'T KNOW
NO BETTER, SO...AND YOU GOT TO
KIND OF, LIKE, FEEL SORRY FOR
THEM.
>> I DON'T FEEL SORRY FOR
ASHLEE AT ALL.
>> I DO BECAUSE YOU CAN JUST
SEE UNHAPPINESS IN HER EYES.
HURT PEOPLE HURT PEOPLE.
>> ASHLEE CAN PACK HER HURT IN
HER LITTLE DOGGIE BAG AND GO
SOMEWHERE ELSE WITH IT.
>> I WOULD SAY CONSIDER GOING
TO THE PARTY.
>> I HEAR YOU.
>> WHEN YOU SEE ASHLEE AROUND
HER FRIENDS, IT'S GONNA TELL
THE TRUE PERSON THAT SHE IS.
YOU KNOW, I GUARANTEE YOU IF
YOU GO TO THIS DIVORCE PARTY,
YOU GUYS ARE GONNA SEE THE REAL
ASHLEE. TRUST ME. I'M YOUR
MOTHER, AND I KNOW HER KIND.
YOU'RE GONNA SEE THE REAL
ASHLEE STAND UP.
>> HERE'S YOU SOME MENUS,
LADIES. AND WE DO HAVE A
SPECIAL THIS EVENING. IT IS A
YELLOW CURRIED LAMB STEW SERVED
WITH A RICE VEGETABLE PILAF.
>> OK. THANK YOU.
>> YOU'RE WELCOME.
>> DO YOU LIKE LAMB?
>> I DO.
>> YOU DO?
>> YEAH. YOU DON'T?
>> I DON'T EAT MEAT.
>> YOU DON'T?
>> SO YOU, LIKE, MAKE YOURSELF
NOT LIKE MEAT?
>> NO, I DON'T REALLY MAKE
MYSELF NOT LIKE IT. I JUST
DON'T REALLY LIKE IT.
>> SO YOU DON'T EVER EAT FAST
FOOD?
>> NO.
>> ARE YOU SERIOUS?
>> OH, MY GOD, NO. IT'S
DISGUSTING.
>> THAT IS, LIKE, UN-AMERICAN.
I LIKE MEAGAN. I THINK SHE'S
SUPER SWEET, AND ASHLEE DOES
NOT LIKE MEAGAN. I THINK SHE
HATES MEAGAN. SO THAT'S
PROBABLY ANOTHER REASON FOR ME
TO LIKE HER IN MY BOOK.
SO DID YOU HAVE FUN AT THE CLUB?
>> I DID. I HAD A GOOD TIME. AS
FAR AS THE WHOLE SITUATION WITH
ASHLEE...
>> YEAH. I'M SO CONFUSED ABOUT
ALL THAT.
>> WELL, I'M CONFUSED, TOO,
BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT Y'ALL
HEARD. I JUST KNOW HOW ME AND
ASHLEE LEFT IT, AND--
>> SO HOW ABOUT YOU TELL ME HOW
Y'ALL LEFT IT?
>> BASICALLY WHAT HAPPENED WAS
ME AND ZACH, YOU KNOW, WE WERE
DATING, LIKE, FOR A MONTH. I
SPENT, LIKE, TWO WEEKS AT HIS
LAKE HOUSE WITH HIM. HE TOLD ME
HE, LIKE, LOVED ME, AND, LIKE,
WE HAD, LIKE, A REALLY GOOD
TIME, BUT ASHLEE CONVINCED ME
TO BREAK UP WITH ZACH SO SHE
COULD DATE HIM.
>> WHAT?
>> YEAH!
ASHLEE CALLS ME UP AND TRIES TO
BE ALL BUDDY-BUDDY AND MAKE A
DEAL WITH ME. LET'S BREAK UP
WITH ZACH, AND WE'LL BE, LIKE,
BEST BUDDIES. AND SO I WENT
AHEAD AND BROKE UP WITH HIM,
AND NOW SHE'S STILL DATING HIM.
>> SHE HAD US THINKING
SOMETHING TOTALLY DIFFERENT.
ASHLEE TOLD ME THAT MEAGAN IS A
*** AND THAT SHE SLEPT WITH
HER BOYFRIEND ZACH AND THAT SHE
SLEEPS WITH EVERYONE.
I THOUGHT IT WAS TRUE. WHY
WOULD SHE LIE TO ME ABOUT THAT?
AND THEN I SEE HER ACTING A
TOTAL DIFFERENT WAY TO YOU. I
MEAN, YOU WANT ME TO THINK THAT
SHE'S THIS BIG-TIME ***. ARE
YOU LITERALLY AS CONFUSED AS I
AM?
>> MEYER, HONESTLY, LIKE, I
CANNOT GO AROUND DEFENDING
MYSELF FOR, LIKE, PEOPLE THAT
LIE ALL THE TIME.
>> CONFRONT HER WITH IT ONE
GOOD TIME.
>> I DID NOT KNOW, LIKE, WHAT
SHE WAS SAYING OR ANYTHING LIKE
THAT.
>> BUT STAND UP FOR YOURSELF.
>> BYE-BYE, BOYS.
GOING TO GET SOMETHING TO
EAT, MOM. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
WE ARE GONNA GO MEET UP WITH
ASHLEE AT ONE OF OUR FAVE LOCAL
SPOTS.
>> THE STRIP CLUB.
>> IT'S KIND OF NORMAL HERE IN
ATLANTA.
>> THERE'S MORE STRIP CLUBS IN
ATLANTA THAN THERE IS IN VEGAS.
>> I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THAT
BEING A NORMAL THING TO DO.
>> THEY HAVE COMFORTABLE
SEATING.
>> I MUST NOT BE IN KANSAS
ANYMORE.
>> MOM WOULD SAY GO IN WITH AN
OPEN MIND, HAVE A GOOD TIME,
BECAUSE, I MEAN, HONESTLY,
LIKE, I AM GLAD THAT ASHLEE'S
FUN. I DON'T KNOW.
>> I HOPE THE GIRL CAN KEEP IT
REAL TODAY, THOUGH, BECAUSE I
REALLY DO WANT TO HAVE FUN.
>> OH, MY. IS THERE SECURITY
HERE?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> OH, WOW. WHAT ARE YOU
THINKING?
>> I THINK MY *** IS SHOWING.
THAT'S WHAT I'M THINKING.
>> OH, WOW. SO ARE WE JUST
GONNA SIT HERE AND CHILL ALL
NIGHT?
>> I DON'T KNOW. I WANT A DRINK.
>> WELL, I MEAN, WE'RE
DEFINITELY GONNA DRINK, FOR
SURE.
SO DO Y'ALL THINK KAHDIJIHA'S
GONNA COME TO MY PARTY ON
MONDAY?
>> I DOUBT IT.
>> REALLY?
>> BUT YOU DO HAVE TO RESPECT
HER FOR THE FACT THAT SHE WAS
STRAIGHT UP WITH YOU, THOUGH.
>> DUDE, SHE WAS NOT STRAIGHT
UP WITH ME. THIS IS THE DEAL:
SHE AND I WILL NEVER ROLL
TOGETHER. SHE'S NOT IN MY
LEAGUE. SHE'S NOT IN MY SOCIAL
STATUS. SHE'S NOT IN MY CIRCLE,
AND SHE NEVER WILL BE.
>> SO WHAT MADE YOU FEEL
INCLINED TO INVITE HER...
>> BECAUSE I LIKE HER MOTHER
AND I LIKE HER AUNT. I THINK
THEY'RE COOL. AND I THINK THAT
SHE MAY HAVE A SHOT IN HELL
BECAUSE OF THEM.
>> WHEN KAHDIJIHA REFUSED YOUR
GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE, YOU WROTE
HER OFF.
>> NO, I DID NOT. THAT IS
UNTRUE. THAT IS UNTRUE, MEYER.
YOU CAN TAKE THAT BACK. I
WALKED TO THE TABLE TWO MORE
TIMES. YOU NEED TO CHECK
YOURSELF, HONEY, BECAUSE YOU'RE
WRECKING THE HELL OUT OF
YOURSELF, BECAUSE YOU ARE
SAYING ALL THESE THINGS THAT
ARE NOT TRUE, BECAUSE I NEVER,
EVER, EVER, EVER--I COULD HAVE
EASILY BEEN THAT POMPOUS ***
THAT SAID, "YOU DON'T WANT TO
COME TO MY PARTY, HONEY? [BEEP]
OFF." I COULD HAVE DONE THAT.
BUT DID I DO THAT? NO, NO, NO.
I CONTINUE OVER AND OVER AGAIN
TO INVITE HER. YOU KNOW WHY?
BECAUSE SHE WAS HURTING, DUDE,
AND...
>> THEY MADE YOU REPHRASE IT IN
4 DIFFERENT WAYS.
>> IT IS WHAT IT IS.
>> SEE, DON'T DO THAT. JUST
INVITE HER.
>> I WOULD LOVE FOR YOU TO
COME--
>> YEAH, SEE, I DIDN'T LIKE
THAT. I DIDN'T LIKE THAT. NO,
NO, NO, NO.
>> I WOULD LOVE FOR YOU TO COME.
>> IF YOU WANT TO COME. COME.
>> JUST SAY, "I WANT YOU TO
COME," AND LEAVE IT AT THAT.
>> I WOULD LOVE FOR YOU TO COME.
>> BOOM.
>> THANK YOU, MAMA.
>> THERE YOU GO.
>> THEY DIDN'T MAKE ME DO
ANYTHING.
>> YEAH, THEY DID, ASHLEE.
>> YOU CAN'T MAKE ME DO [BEEP]
NOTHING, HONEY. THEY DIDN'T
MAKE ME DO ANYTHING. I ROSE TO
THE OCCASION.
>> MEYER, YOU'RE FUMING.
>> WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU,
MEYER?
>> I GOT TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.
I JUST HAVE TO GET UP AND AWAY
FROM ASHLEE BECAUSE SHE DRIVES
ME BAT[BEEP] CRAZY.
>> I THINK YOU'RE OVERREACTING.
>> I REALLY NEED TO ROLL. I
NEED TO ROLL. I'M GONNA ROLL.
>> UGH.
>> I FEEL LIKE SHE IS THE DEVIL.
YOU'RE FAKE. YOU'RE NOT
GOOD. YOU'RE BAD. YOU'RE SATAN.
YOU'RE NOT AN ANGEL.
SHE IS SATAN.
>> OH, GOD, BUG. GET OVER IT.
ASHLEE IS ***. SHE IS SPIRIT.
SHE IS A HIGHLIGHT MARKER. SHE
IS FUN. IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE
YOU GO WITH HER, YOU HAVE A
GOOD TIME. AND SHE'S HILARIOUS.
>> YOU WANT TO TALK ME ABOUT
SOMETHING?
>> I DON'T.
>> YOU DON'T?
>> TALK ABOUT IT, BUT I'M TIRED
OF THIS [BEEP]. I'M READY TO
SQUASH IT BECAUSE I'M NOT
EVEN HAVING A GOOD TIME.
>> I'M CONFUSED BECAUSE I DON'T
KNOW WHO YOU ARE. YOU'RE ONE
WAY ONE SECOND, YOU'RE ONE WAY
ANOTHER SECOND, AND I JUST
DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
>> WELL, MEYER, I HAVEN'T ASKED
YOU ONE QUESTION ABOUT
YOURSELF, BECAUSE I'M GONNA LET
YOU SHOW ME WHO YOU ARE RATHER
THAN TELL ME...BECAUSE I DON'T
ASK 21 QUESTIONS. I WATCH
PEOPLE, AND I LET MY...
>> BECAUSE MY BEHAVIOR HASN'T
CHANGED DRAMATICALLY FROM ONE
MINUTE TO THE NEXT.
>> BOTTOM LINE IS, MEYER, EITHER
YOU CAN BASE YOUR RELATIONSHIP
OFF WHAT YOU AND I HAVE--
>> YOU THINK THAT I'M BASING IT
OFF OF KAHDIJIHA?
>> YOU HAVE NO ISSUE WITH ME. I
HAVE DONE NOTHING TO YOU,
HARVIN, OR YOUR MOTHER, OK?
>> YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
>> SO YOU NEED TO JUST STOP IT
THERE.
>> MEAGAN!
>> ASHLEE!
>> HEY, DOLL. HOW'S IT GOING?
>> HOW ARE YOU?
>> I'M GOOD.
>> AFTER TALKING TO MEYER AND
HEARING THAT ASHLEE IS
SPREADING ALL THESE LIES ABOUT
ME TO PEOPLE, I WENT OVER TO
ASHLEE'S HOUSE JUST TO TELL
HER, YOU KNOW, YOU BETTER STOP.
>> OK. I FILLED YOU UP TO THE
TACKY RIM.
>> OH, WELL, THAT'S GOOD.
>> SO TELL ME THIS: WHAT'S
HAPPENING?
>> WELL, I WENT TO DINNER WITH
MEYER LAST NIGHT. HONESTLY, I'M
TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THE WHOLE
SITUATION. YOU SAYING SHE'S A
*** THAT SLEPT WITH YOUR
BOYFRIEND, AND IT JUST PUT ME
IN A REALLY AWKWARD POSITION.
>> HONEY, I HATE THE WORD
"***." LET'S DON'T EVEN USE
THAT WORD.
>> I MEAN, BASICALLY THAT'S HOW
SHE SAID YOU LAID IT OUT FOR
THEM.
>> THEY DEFINITELY HEARD IT
FROM ME...
>> YES.
>> BUT NOT WITH THE WORD "***."
>> YOU CAME TO ME AND YOU SAID
YOU WERE MY FRIEND AND YOU
WANTED TO BE LIKE SISTERS, AND
I REALLY DID TAKE THAT TO
HEART. BUT THE FACT THAT YOU'RE
GOING AROUND MAKING ME LOOK
BAD, IT DOES MAKE ME ANGRY.
>> THING ABOUT IT IS THEY
WANTED TO KNOW HOW I KNEW YOU,
AND I TOLD THEM HOW I KNOW YOU.
AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT WE
HAVE A COMMONALITY WITH THE
SAME TRASH MAN?
ANYWAY, SO ARE WE DONE WITH
THIS CONVERSATION?
>> LET'S MOVE FORWARD. THAT'S
FINE. BUT DON'T SAY ANOTHER
WORD ABOUT IT.
>> WELL, MEAGAN, YOU KNOW HOW I
AM WHEN I GET A LITTLE DRUNK.
YOU KNOW I'M A LOT TO DEAL WITH.
YOU KNOW THAT. BUT I WANT TO
TAKE YOU UNDER MY WING. I LOVE
YOU.
>> I DON'T THINK THAT YOU NEED
TO TAKE ME UNDER YOUR WING.
>> I DO, MEAGAN. I THINK I NEED
TO TEACH YOU HOW TO BE A BOSS
***. I FEEL LIKE PEOPLE ARE
PUSHING YOU AROUND WAY TOO MUCH
IN OUR CLUB.
>> OK.
>> I'M GONNA GET YOU BACK ON A
TRUST FUND. I'M GONNA MAKE YOU
PRESIDENT OF THE CLUB. AND I AM
GONNA HELP YOU STEP IT UP TO
FABULOSITY.
I'M GLAD LITTLE MEGGIE IS
CONSENTING TO MY HELP. I DON'T
HATE MEAGAN. I FEEL SORRY FOR
HER. I WOULD LOVE TO TEACH HER
HOW TO KEEP HER *** ON.
SO DID MEYER TALK TO YOU MUCH
ABOUT SHE BLAMES ME LAST NIGHT?
>> SHE DID. I MEAN, BASICALLY,
YOU KNOW--
>> DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE BRAND?
>> DO I BELIEVE IN IT? I DON'T
EVEN KNOW WHAT--LIKE, I'VE
NEVER EVEN SEE A PIECE OF THEIR
WORK...
>> JUST BY THE WAY THEY LOOK,
DO YOU THINK THEY SHOULD BE
FASHIONISTAS?
WOULD YOU WEAR THEIR CLOTHES?
>> NO!
I THINK THEY DRESS COMPLETELY
ATROCIOUS.
>> HA HA HA!
OH, I LOVE WHENEVER YOU'RE
HONEST, MEAGAN.
YOU JUST PASSED BOSS *** 101.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
>> HARVIN REALLY WANTS TO GO TO
ASHLEE'S DIVORCE PARTY. I FEEL
LIKE I HAVE TO GO. AND BESIDES,
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR HER. I
THINK SHE'LL HATE IT.
>> I WANT TO SAY HI TO YOU.
>> OH, PUMPKIN, HOW ARE YOU?
YOU LOOK SO PRETTY.
>> YOU LOOK PRETTY, TOO.
>> DID YOU SEE THE CAKE? DID
YOU SEE THE CAKE? IT'S A MAN
DOWN ON THE CAKE. I LOVE IT.
>> HEY, LET'S NOT BE SHY ABOUT
HOW WE REALLY FEEL ABOUT--
>> RIGHT.
>> HI, KAHDIJIHA.
>> HI, PUMPKIN.
>> I'M REALLY EXCITED.
>> IT'S YOUR PARTY, BABY.
>> I KNOW. I'M SO HAPPY. I
FINALLY GET TO HAVE MY NEW LIFE.
I'M SO EXCITED FOR MY PARTY
TONIGHT BECAUSE I'M TAKING
ZACH. I JUST HOPE MEAGAN
DOESN'T GET ALL UPSET AND
EVERYTHING SEEING ZACH AND ALL.
HI, YOU GUYS.
HEY, HEY, HEY. HOW'S IT GOING?
MWAH!
HEY, Y'ALL. HOW'S IT GOING?
>> IT'S REALLY
UNCOMFORTABLE SEEING ZACH AT THE
PARTY. I DON'T FEEL COMFORTABLE
EVEN SAYING HELLO BECAUSE I
DON'T WANT ASHLEE THINKING THAT
I'M AFTER HER MAN AGAIN.
>> MWAH!
>> YOU LOOK FAB.
>> ALL OF THE MISS GEORGIAS I
COULD POSSIBLY FIT IN ONE SMALL
SPACE.
>> HEY, BABY, HOW ARE YOU?
>> YOU ARE JUST SCREAMING IT.
>> GIVE ME THAT GIFT. I LOVE A
GIFT. THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD.
YOU ARE SO FREAKING SWEET.
I DON'T HAVE A COCKTAIL.
>> WHAT DO YOU WANT?
>> I WOULD LIKE EVERYTHING THE
BAR HAS.
>> YOU KNOW KAHDIJIHA'S DAD?
YOU KNOW JENNA AND I'S
FAVORITE SONG, "PEACHES AND
CREAM," YOUR DADDY'S SONG, YEAH!
>> I JUST WANT HIM TO MEET
THE AMAZING PREACHER. IS THAT
OK?
>> YEAH, BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT
WE'VE BEEN...
>> HEY, HONEY, I WANT YOU TO
MEET THE MOST BEAUTIFUL LADY OF
THE ENTIRE COUNTRY CLUB.
>> HOW ARE YOU DOING?
>> GOOD. I HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT
YOU.
>> I LOVE HER.
IF WE GET MARRIED, SHE'S
GONNA MARRY US.
>> MARRY?
LOOK. WE CAN DO IT. I CAN
MARRY YOU. I CAN MARRY YOU.
>> LET'S GO WHIP IT OFF RIGHT
NOW IN THE BACK PARKING LOT.
>> HA HA HA!
>> WHEN ASHLEE ASKED ME TO
MARRY HER AND ZACH, TO BE
HONEST WITH YOU, I WAS SO
HONORED.
>> SO THE FACT THAT SHE EVEN IS
HAVING A DIVORCE PARTY AND
ASKING SOMEONE TO MARRY HER AT
A DIVORCE PARTY, YOU DON'T
THINK IT WAS WEIRD?
>> OH, IT'S WEIRD, BUT IT'S
ABOUT NOT JUST THE DIVORCE
ASPECT, IT'S ABOUT STARTING
AGAIN.
>> NO, IT'S OK, BECAUSE YOU
SAID IT WAS WEIRD, TOO. I'M
GLAD WE'RE ON THE SAME PAGE
RIGHT NOW BECAUSE IT WAS WEIRD.
>> JUST TALK ABOUT HOW AWFUL
ZACH IS BECAUSE HE REALLY IS.
>> LOVE YOU.
>> I LOVE YOU.
>> SO IS IT WEIRD TO BE HERE
WITH HIM?
>> YEAH, ABSOLUTELY IT'S
STRANGE.
>> SO YOU HAVEN'T SPOKEN TO HIM?
>> NO. LIKE, I HAVE NO, LIKE,
NEED TO, LIKE--
>> YOU HAVE NO DESIRE TO...
>> HEY! NO. NO, NOT AT ALL.
>> CAN YOU TELL ME HOW LONG AGO
THIS WAS, BECAUSE I'M SO--
>> ALMOST A YEAR AGO, RIGHT?
>> NO, IT WAS LIKE 2 OR 3
MONTHS AGO.
>> [GASPING]
>> WHAT?
SHUT THE FRONT DOOR.
>> YOU'RE LYING.
>> NO. I DON'T THINK THAT, YOU
KNOW, ACTUALLY WANTS ME TO TALK
TO HIM OR BE FRIENDS WITH HIM.
THIS IS HER PARTY. I WOULD
NEVER--
>> WELL, THIS IS OUR PARTY.
THIS IS OUR PARTY. THIS IS OUR
PARTY.
>> GIRL, YOU GOT THE WRONG
INVITATION.
>> I'M GONNA CUT MY CAKE.
>> DO YOU MIND IF I PULL HER
AWAY REALLY QUICK?
>> OK, PERFECT. COME ON. LET'S
GO CHAT.
SO LET'S SIT HERE.
>> HEY, GIRL.
>> SO YOU KNOW WE'VE HAD REALLY
ROCKY ROAD, RIGHT?
>> NOT REALLY. ONLY ONE DAY.
>> YEAH. THERE WAS A LOT OF
STUFF THAT WAS REALLY
OFFENSIVE. I'M LIKE, "WHO IS
THIS GIRL?" LIKE, YOU KNOW,
YOU'RE REALLY, REALLY NICE TO
SOME PEOPLE, AND THEN WHEN IT
CAME TO ME, IT WAS A WHOLE
DIFFERENT PERSON.
>> BASICALLY THEY TOLD ME TO
GET SOMEBODY TO OPEN UP THE
CHAMPAGNE, AND--
>> YOU WERE REALLY RUDE TO HIM.
OH, MY GOD!
>> WELL, YOU KNOW ME, GIRL.
>> YOU WERE LIKE--
>> IF THE HELP'S NOT ON POINT,
I'M NOT...
>> OH, YOU GOT TO STOP CALLING
THAT AROUND ME. YOU CAN'T CALL
THEM THE HELP.
>> WHAT SHOULD I CALL THEM?
EMPLOYEES?
>> THEY ARE SERVERS. HE WAS A
BARTENDER.
>> I DON'T WANT YOU TO GIVE ME
LIFE ADVICE. I WANT YOU TO BE
MY FRIEND, AND THAT'S IT, NOT
MY LIFE COACH.
>> MY FRIENDS, I GIVE LIFE
ADVICE.
>> ARE YOU INTO ME TODAY?
ARE YOU?
>> NO. LISTEN. BE QUIET. STOP
INTERRUPTING ME. ANYWAY--
>> IT'S MY PARTY, KAHDIJIHA. I
DON'T WANT TO CRY.
>> YEAH, BUT AT THE END OF THE
DAY, I'M GONNA BE REAL WITH
YOU, YOU BE REAL WITH ME.
>> DID YOU BRING ME A GIFT
TONIGHT?
>> NO.
>> WELL, TAKE THEM EARRINGS OUT
AND GIVE THEM TO ME. YOU'D
BETTER TAKE THEM EARRINGS OUT
AND GIVE THEM TO ME. THANK YOU
FOR COMING, BUT YOU BETTER BRING
ME A GIFT.
>> I'LL GET YOU SOMETHING.
>> I'M GONNA CUT MY CAKE.
>> YEAH, YOU NEED TO CUT THIS
CAKE BECAUSE IT'S BLEEDING.
>> OH. DYING.
>> IT'S DYING.
>> JUST LIKE THAT CRAZY HUSBAND
I HAD.
>> JUST GET IT OVER WITH. JUST
GET IT OVER WITH. OK?
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
>> HOW ARE YOU?
>> IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.
>> IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.
>> IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU,
BABE. HOW ARE YOU?
>> FINE, THANK YOU,
AND ACTUALLY, WE'RE GOOD.
>> WE'RE ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC.
>> ZACH, WE NEED YOU TO
COME HERE AND CUT THE CAKE.
>> I'LL CUT THE CAKE.
>> HOW'D IT GO?
>> ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU.
I REALLY THINK THAT SHE MIGHT
BE PAYING HIM TO, LIKE, PRETEND
TO BE HER BOYFRIEND.
>> TO BEING BIGGER WOMEN.
>> YES.
>> ASHLEE, I HAVE A PRESENT FOR
YOU. I'M GONNA NEED EVERYONE UP
HERE. I GOT HER A BIG DIVORCE
PARTY PRESENT.
HEY! TIMEOUT!
WE GOT A CARD FIRST.
>> IS THIS FROM YOU, TOO,
HARVIN?
>> NO.
>> READ IT ALOUD! I'LL READ IT
ALOUD. "SHARING IS CARING. YOU
HOLD THE GRENADE. I'LL PULL THE
PIN. HUGS AND KISSES."
>> WHOA!
>> THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH
THAT. YOU HOLD THE GRENADE,
I'LL PULL THE PIN.
>> I BLOW [BEEP] UP.
REAL LIFE.
>> PULL IT.
>> PULL IT. PULL IT
AND THROW IT.
>> MEYER, YOU'RE BETTER THAN
THAT.
>> EXCUSE YOU?
>> MEYER IS TRYING TO MAKE A
JOKE OUT OF MY PARTY. A QUEEN
DOES NOT ALLOW FOR TRASH TO
SPOIL HER SPECIAL DAY.
IT'S MY PARTY, MEYER.
>> HEY, HEY, EVERY PARTY'S MY
PARTY. I THINK WE PRETTY MUCH
STOLE THE SHOW WHEN WE CAME IN.
>> CAN WE HAVE A VOTE? MEYER
SAYS SHE STOLE THE SHOW...
>> OH! I SAW YOUR FRIENDS.
>> I'VE DONE NOTHING TO YOU.
YOU'RE ACTING LIKE TRAILER
TRASH.
>> DON'T TALK ABOUT REDNECK
WHEN THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE FROM.
>> WHERE THE [BEEP] ARE YOU
FROM, ***?
>> I'M NOT AFRAID OF WHERE I'M
FROM.
>> REDNECK WHITE TRASH! GET THE
[BEEP] OUT OF MY PARTY!
OH, YOU'RE GONNA BEAT MY
***? GOOD.
>> WHO ARE YOU?
>> HONEY, I'M NOT TRAILER TRASH
LIKE YOU, BABY.
>> THEY'RE FIGHTING. THEY CAN
HANDLE THEMSELVES.
>> RIGHT.
>> LET THEM DUKE IT OUT. LET
THEM DUKE IT OUT.
>> [BEEP] YOU, YOU UGLY RAT
HAIR, YOU UGLY ***.
>> YOU LOOK LIKE A TROLL!
>> YOU ARE SUCH TRASH...
>> [PEOPLE TALKING AT ONCE]
>> MEYER, GET OUT!
>> I WOULD NEVER GET OUT--
>> SECURITY, CAN YOU GET THIS
PIECE OF TRASH OUT? THANK YOU.
>> [PEOPLE TALKING AT ONCE]
>> THINGS GET A LITTLE BORING
SOMETIMES, AND SOMETIMES YOU
NEED TO BLOW [BEEP] UP AND THEN
EITHER WATCH IT BURN OR RUN
AWAY FROM THE SCENE.
>> YOU ALWAYS RUN AWAY FROM THE
SCENE. YOU ALWAYS RUN AWAY FROM
THE SCENE.
>> I JUST LIKE TO SEE IT ALL
BIG, FIERY, AND BLOWN IN MY
REARVIEW.
HER OUTRAGEOUSNESS IS
DISGUSTING TO ME BECAUSE IT IS
SO FAKE.
>> BECAUSE YOU GAVE HER A
GRENADE. I MEAN, LET'S FACE THE
FACTS.
>> WELL, SHE SHOULD HAVE TAKEN
IT WITH A GRAIN OF SALT. AT
LEAST I GOT HER SOMETHING.
>> ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF "BIG
RICH ATLANTA"...
>> WE ARE NOT A CHEERLEADER
ANYMORE. WE ARE A MISS GEORGIA
TEEN.
THIS BUSINESS IS NOT FOR THE
FAINT OF HEART.
>> THIS CONDO IS LIKE...
>> THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.
>> THE BEDROOMS SUCK.
>> IT'S A LITTLE SMALL.
>> IT'S A LOT SMALL.
>> I JUST WANT TO SEE ONE HOUSE.
>> I STILL WANT MY CONDO.
>> MEYER TOLD ME ABOUT WHAT
HAPPENED WITH YOU IN HIGH
SCHOOL.
>> IT'S NOT A SECRET AT ALL.
>> IT'S A SECRET TO ME.
>> HARVIN, COME BACK!
>> DIG DEEPER INTO THE DRAMA AT
STYLENETWORK.COM/BIGRICHATLANTA.