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What if I told you that Mr. Christy came to abolish baking
and that buying bags of flour wasn't his mission
And that cookie, doesn't necessarily mean baking
So when I say Fig Newton, I don't mean turn on the oven
They say I should spread Nut Meg on my yummies
Funny, that's what they used to do to mummies
Pillsbury wants me to do it myself, but why do that when I can
reach for the shelf
Mr. Christy invented cookies so you can enjoy them, not exploit them
If baking's so great, why does it burn so many people?
People who say that they like baking
are just putting on a fake look
I only knew you liked cookies from your facebook
inconsistent
Baking says do, Keebler Elves says done
baking says slave, Mr.Christy says fun
baking shackles you in oven mitts, Chips A'Hoy sets you free
If milk is water, then cookies are an ocean
baking makes you blind, Peek Freans makes you see
When I was Mr.Christy's enemy, I was certainly not a fan
And he looked down and said, I WANT THAT NUTTERBUTTER
Mr.Christy took on the crown of Oreos he let the milk drip down his face
so when he said IT IS FINISHED, he made good cookies
And see that's it
That's why I hate politics, but love ***.