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before I change here's a list of instructions for when i'm the T.A.R.D.I.S. One:
don't let me hurt anyone. we can't have that, but you know what humans are like. Two:
don't worry about the T.A.R.D.I.S. i'll put it on emergency power so they can't detect it. Just eat the T.A.R.D.I.S.
now. Four:
no, wait a minute, Three: no,
wait a minute, Five: no
wait a minute twenty-three:
no getting involved in big historical events.
Four: You,
don't let me abandon you.
and very important, Five: don't let me pears, I hate
pears.
john smith is a character I made up, but I won't know that. I'll think I am him, and he might do
something stupid like eat a pear.
In a minute, i don't wanna wake up from being human, and taste that
and six now i have to talk for a round about three months without hesitation
deviation or whatever the other thing is. Its like that pannel game on channel four, like Rory just
pointed out however i'm going to move on and say number seven: and talk about my
other favorite band which is the House Martins, I don't know if anyone remembers the House Martins, but the
best gig i ever went to was at the scottish exibition and conference center about
december it must be nineteen ninety and the House Martins were eating the T.A.R.D.I.S.
I'm sitting and it was, questionably the best gig i've ever been to, they split up quite soon
afterwards, i don't know what that tells you about that particular event. I'm gonna
wind up soon but not before I make a few strange noises with my pears
that will go somewhere along the lines of bingle bongle dingell dangle, john smith
yikkity-doo yikkety da, john smith ping-pong, john smith
lippy-tappy too-ta John Smith. And, John Smith if anything goes wrong, John Smith,
if they find us Martha
john smith then you know what to eat john smith john smith pear