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Yes, Barney, what is it? I'm in the middle of a critical test.
Sorry doc, but look who's here!
Great Scott!
No! Great Freeman!
Gordon Freeman!
There you go! Mr. Alzheimer never saw that coming!
I expected more warning!
What? But I sent you two shooting stars, a few smoke signals,
swapped your toilet paper with punch cards and unleashed a global scale alien invasion!
You mean you didn’t get any of those?
You’re pushin' it, Gordon!
Well, Barney, what do you intend?
I’m thinkin', I’m thinkin'!
Well, that’s a joke!
Alyx is around here, somewhere...
She would have a better idea how to get him here.
As long as he stays away from checkpoints he should be ok.
Listen, I gotta to go, doc, we're taking enough chances as it is.
Very well, and Gordon, good too see you!
Yeah, yeah! I’d be glad to see me too if I had a mirror.
Ok, Gordon, you're gonna have to make your own way to doctor Kleiner's lab.
Now wait just a horse raping moment!
I finally see what’s going on here.
This is beyond beating up children on Halloween and giving the candy to diabetics.
I know what this is!
You’re picking on the new guy!
So hiding dead prostitutes in my locker wasn’t funny enough.
You all know I’m allergic to human brains.
So yeah, why don’t we throw some grey matter inside Gordon’s suit
and watch him vomit all over his helmet.
I still haven’t managed to get that cleaned up and probably never will!
But that wasn’t enough either!
You had to stage the whole alien invasion
and the destruction of the whole facility
just to make fun of me and make me feel guilty!
And now this, you dress everybody up like janitors
and white Darth Vaders, you make yourselves look 20 years older, and for what?
Just because I’m new!
I mean, Jenkins, in Biology, only got a wedgy and a hysterectomy
and me, I get this?
How can you even afford it?
Is there like a special charity fund for pranking new employees?
Oh man, that's what I was afraid of!
Get in here, Gordon, before you blow my cover!
Pile up some stuff to get through that window
and keep going until you're in the plaza.
I'll meet up with you later.
Yeah, Barney, that’s really mature!
Just pile up some stuff and *** off
because I’m not responsible enough to admit I got busted!
You know something Barney? *** you!
*** you and your crack dealin’, three nippled, cripple little sister!
Oh, I’m getting outta here, don’t you worry!
Oh, great, I have to jump off a window!
You can’t even throw me out a damn door, you cheap ***!
Thank God I didn’t have to share a cat flap!
Oh, oh no! Oh crap, no! Not now! Oh, not n...