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A man and a woman are driving along this highway, right?
Right. In opposite direction.
mmm… And they crash into each other. And, well,
both of their cars are total wrecks, but neither of them is hurt. So, the man and the woman
get out of the car, and get of their cars and the woman says, “Wow, look at that!
There’s nothing left. This must be a sign that we should try to be friends, and try
not to blame each other.” And the man says, “Yes, definitely, I agree,
I agree completely.” And the woman says, “Wow! Look at that! There’s a bottle on
the ground.” She points at it. And she says, “This bottle was in my back seat, and it
didn’t break. It’s a miracle. “And she says, “Surely, this must mean that we should
drink this scotch to celebrate our good fortune.” And the man nods his head, takes the bottle,
takes off the cap, drinks a third of the bottle to calm his nervous, . . .
Wow. . . . and then hands the bottle back to the
woman. And the woman takes the bottle back, puts the cap back on the bottle, and hands
it right back to the man. The man says, “What? Aren’t you having any?” And the woman
says, “No, I think I’ll just wait for the police. “
Ha, ha, ha