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RICHARD: "You want some popcorn Melvin? We have plenty of it."
HAROLD: "Yeah dude, you're normally all over the tasty snacks on movie night. Why don't you have som-"
MELVIN: "I don't know guys, I'm feeling pretty sick."
"Dude, I swear to God if you puke on my couch, I will..mmm."
"Dude, shut up, you're not making things any better-"
"And plus I don't really feel like I have to....throw up."
RICHARD: "Wait. Do you have to take a poop?" MELVIN: "Yes, okay! I have to poop!"
"Well why don't you freaking go then?!"
"Because man....I'm Scared!!!"
"Melvin...I'm kinda afraid to ask why...but why exactly are you afraid to take a poop?"
(The terrified screams of young Melvin.)
"Yep! That'll do it!"
"But really. I think that there's gonna be someone in there.-"
"And they're gonna wanna use me as the abdomen part.-"
"Of the Human Centipede.."
(Sensual) "WOW."
"That's friggin' disgusting! When's the last time you even took a poop anyway?!"
"..It's been exactly a week, three days, nine hours.-"
"twenty-minutes, and forty-seven seconds."
"Eww! Then just go man!"
(Happiness Erupts) I NEED FIBER!
(Strange Sounds)
"Oh, there you are beautiful..." (Bites into the Cinnabon) "OHH!"
"Oh.."
(Don't talk with your mouth full)
(Farting)
(More Farting)
(Even more Farting, wet ones too) HAROLD: " You gotta go, you gotta go."
(Hershey Squirt)
(Splashing and Farting)
"Oh...GOD!"
"Ew, it's so damn hot."
(Long, strained fart)
(Unexpected) "Huh?!"
(Poop is released. It tears through the plumbing and pipes)
"What was that?" (SPLAT)