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What ho Totty. Engage the flush capacitor. Release it forthwith.
Laboratory chain released and activated Hamish old Bean
Totty, would you be so kind as to insert a Barr's confectionary fuel rod without further ado.
Famous Scottish confectionary fuel rod fully inserted Hamish.
Goodness me Totty. I can see your mother's house from this vantage point
Press yon wee buttony thing Gary ma man
Pil' on thon stick then Gary old mucker
Fire up the "we love oursel's" motor, Gaz, mon.
Punchin in 1 9 6 6, Baz
Totty old fellow, what was the unfortunate circumstance that befell their space craft?
Those poor chaps have overloaded their superiority complex drive Hamish.
Theres nothing quite like a fuel bar made from orange fizzy pop
Engage the primary drive and lets explore the cosmos
I am releasing the second confectionary fuel bar just now Hamish.
TALLY HO !!!
Dae that script again Gaz
Daen it Baz
Press yon wee buttony thing Gary ma man.
Pil' on thon stick then Gary ma mucker.
Fire up the "Not so ful' o' it now" motor, Gaz, mon.
Punchin in ROONEY 2 0 1 0, Baz
This feels pure weird man!
Gi' an yersel Gary ya mad rocket.
Goodness me Totty, there's a large object approaching us.
I'm afraid it's a humungous asteroid old chap.
Prepare for impact old bean.
Emergency protocols engaged squire.
TOTTY!!
HAMISH!!
I thought that moment was our last old sport.
That event was surely outwith normal parameters.
I've no idea old bean, but we seem to be in one piece...
...but the Armitage Shankcraft has been compromised.
Oh F...f...f...f...udge!
Ya dancer, Gaz
Yowsa Baz ma man.
Let's go doon there and nick their juice Gaz.
RAMRAID....here we go!
Phasers set to Nancy Gaz
Phasers set to Nancy Baz.
Phasers set to Headbut Totty
Phasers set to Headbut Hamish.
Fling in some brew chews Gaz man.
Brew chews away Baz ya dafty.
These blagards have appropriated our fuel cells Totty.
I concur Hamish, old chap.
Let's fire up the motor and get tie, Gaz.
Gie'n it yahoo Baz.
Whack it Gaz.
Gie it welly Baz.
Fire up the Smug Drive ma man.
Firin' oot 1 9 6 6, Baz.
It seems that these rotters have dramatically miscalculated Totty.
Serves them right, Hamish old chap.
Uranus, Totty ?
Thanks for asking old bean but my hemorrhoids have eased up some what. �